Against polygamy - Page 3

monster · 02-21-2011, 02:12 PM

The Cellar: We took a cultural anthropology class

Clodfobble · 02-21-2011, 02:13 PM

Oh come on, you gotta include the punchline!

The Cellar: We took a cultural anthropology class, this is fact.

monster · 02-21-2011, 02:14 PM

yeah, I thought I dropped something, I'm such a klutz

Clodfobble · 02-21-2011, 02:15 PM

You can just sew it back on.

monster · 02-21-2011, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You can just sew it back on.

I'mm'a use double-sided sticky tape.

monster · 02-21-2011, 02:15 PM

I was probably trying to hunt/gather and nurture at the same time. Always ends in tears.

Shawnee123 · 02-21-2011, 02:15 PM

Sew? Sew? Don't look at me!

Sundae · 02-21-2011, 02:18 PM

Teh Cellar: We don't sew, we velcro

monster · 02-21-2011, 02:18 PM

but you sewed the velcro on.

Shawnee123 · 02-21-2011, 02:19 PM

What do you do if you lose a buttonhole?

Sundae · 02-21-2011, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

but you sewed the velcro on.

(that was the joke)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

What do you do if you lose a buttonhole?

Poke another one. Any hole's a goal.

Pete Zicato · 02-21-2011, 02:52 PM

Once when Mark Twain was lecturing in Utah, a Mormon acquaintance argued with him on the subject of polygamy. After a long and rather heated debate, the Mormon finally said, “Can you find for me a single passage of Scripture which forbids polygamy?” “Certainly,” replied Twain. “‘No man can serve two masters.’”

Shawnee123 · 02-21-2011, 02:56 PM

THE male portion of my married friends says "Why would I want two of them? This one's more than I can handle!" She just flashes a knowing, sly smile.

Sundae · 02-21-2011, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

My male married friend says "Why would I want two of them? One's more than my parts can handle!"

Okay your joke - I just precis'd.

But I identify with his partner.
I am a whole lotta woman.

footfootfoot · 02-21-2011, 03:12 PM

Romaji: Onna sannin yoreba kashimashii
Literally: If three women visit, noisy
Meaning: Wherever three women gather it is noisy
Notes: this is a sort of pun, since the kanji for kashimashii (noisy/boisterous) is made up of three small kanji for woman. Interestingly, the meaning of this kanji in compounds usually implies craftiness or wickedness. Eg: kanjin = villain/scoundrel; kampu = adultress.
yoreba is a conditional form of yoru = to visit/drop in

02-21-2011, 02:12 PM	#1
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02-21-2011, 02:14 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yeah, I thought I dropped something, I'm such a klutz __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You can just sew it back on. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-21-2011, 02:15 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I was probably trying to hunt/gather and nurture at the same time. Always ends in tears. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sew? Sew? Don't look at me! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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02-21-2011, 02:18 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	but you sewed the velcro on. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-21-2011, 02:19 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	What do you do if you lose a buttonhole? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-21-2011, 02:52 PM	#12
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Once when Mark Twain was lecturing in Utah, a Mormon acquaintance argued with him on the subject of polygamy. After a long and rather heated debate, the Mormon finally said, “Can you find for me a single passage of Scripture which forbids polygamy?” “Certainly,” replied Twain. “‘No man can serve two masters.’” __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

02-21-2011, 02:56 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	THE male portion of my married friends says "Why would I want two of them? This one's more than I can handle!" She just flashes a knowing, sly smile. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 02-21-2011 at 03:19 PM. Reason: not "my" male portion...LOL

02-21-2011, 03:12 PM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Romaji: Onna sannin yoreba kashimashii Literally: If three women visit, noisy Meaning: Wherever three women gather it is noisy Notes: this is a sort of pun, since the kanji for kashimashii (noisy/boisterous) is made up of three small kanji for woman. Interestingly, the meaning of this kanji in compounds usually implies craftiness or wickedness. Eg: kanjin = villain/scoundrel; kampu = adultress. yoreba is a conditional form of yoru = to visit/drop in __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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