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Old 01-13-2019, 07:35 PM   #1
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In places like Columbus, Ohio, police have to be ready to neutralize the threat posed by kindergarteners.
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A kindergartner brought a handgun and ammunition to school

… “School staff was advised by a caller that a student was walking in with what appeared to be a heavy object in their pants,” police officials wrote on the department’s Facebook page. ...
You never know who's packin' heat; or, what it'll take to put 'em on ice. Best to be prepared.
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Old 01-13-2019, 08:11 PM   #2
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Old 01-13-2019, 08:38 PM   #3
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Spray and pray.

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Old 01-17-2019, 01:08 AM   #4
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People gravitate to the coasts...
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Old 01-17-2019, 11:33 PM   #5
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I was 19 the first time, but at that time I knew everything.
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Old 01-19-2019, 11:31 AM   #6
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Who reads books?
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Old 01-21-2019, 11:31 AM   #7
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TS;CR

Too Small; Can't Read

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Too Lazy; Didn't Magnify
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Old 01-21-2019, 11:49 AM   #8
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DKWYBTPT

Don't know why you bothered to post that.
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Old 01-21-2019, 03:32 PM   #9
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I was bored and attempting to make someone smile.
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Old 01-22-2019, 01:36 AM   #10
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Who has the prisoners...
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:14 AM   #11
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Ok, Alaska caught me off guard, what the hell is going on up there?
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Old 01-22-2019, 10:44 AM   #12
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Old 01-22-2019, 12:32 PM   #13
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(pure guess) maybe Alaska has some prisons that they import prisoners from other states into.
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Old 01-22-2019, 12:37 PM   #14
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Delaware is one-half urban underclass and one-half methy-redneck farming community in decline. It's like the perfect storm for this stat
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Old 01-24-2019, 02:04 PM   #15
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