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Old 05-04-2011, 07:15 PM   #1
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Old 05-04-2011, 07:56 PM   #2
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It's a Tur-dog-hen!
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:42 PM   #3
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What the hell is a tur dog hen???????
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:54 PM   #4
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a variation of the turducken a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. here's one wrapped in bacon:
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:43 PM   #5
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...here's one wrapped in bacon:
OMF'ingG!!!
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:55 PM   #6
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Bacon!!!!

I feel a heart attack coming on!
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:58 PM   #7
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:02 PM   #8
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That is a heart attack in waiting.... I think I have angina just looking at it.
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:05 PM   #9
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then can you imagine deep frying it?! mmmmmmmmm
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Old 05-04-2011, 10:06 PM   #10
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That actually sounds doable.....
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Old 05-04-2011, 10:18 PM   #11
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deep fried turkey is awesome! i want to do a turducken.
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Old 05-04-2011, 11:29 PM   #12
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deep fried turkey is awesome! i want to do a turducken.
perv ...or is that just kinky?
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:37 AM   #13
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perv ...or is that just kinky?
nah! bad choice of words!!

fifm: i want to cook a turducken

i once worked in the same building (different eng. companies) with a crazy cajun that actually wanted to fuck a chicken. i had just told a joke about that to the smoke break group and he got all excited and quipped "DATS WHAT I WANNA DO!! DATS WHAT I WANNA DO!" i was like, seriously??!? whoa. just whoa.

i've eaten turducken before and it's really, really good. i just never have cooked one.

Hebert's is where i would get it from. i have never bought anything there that i didn't like. their stuffed deboned chickens are awesome!
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:46 PM   #14
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perv ...or is that just kinky?
I don't know what the difference between perverted and kinky is...but the difference between erotic and kinky is:

In erotic, you use the feather.
In kinky, you use the whole chicken.
I guess, in perverted, you use the feather on the chicken?
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Old 05-06-2011, 04:14 PM   #15
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I don't know what the difference between perverted and kinky is...but the difference between erotic and kinky is:

In erotic, you use the feather.
In kinky, you use the whole chicken.
I guess, in perverted, you use the feather on the chicken?
I can see you need a little help here Gravdigr. Allow me.

Erotic is using the feather.

Kinky is using the whole chicken.




Perverted... is using the chicken's hole.
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