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Gravdigr · 04-22-2011, 04:12 PM

My Blazer blew a radiator hose off one time, and I happened to be right by a little stream. I had a bukkit, so I pulled in, replaced my heater hose, and climbed a little fence went to the stream & got my water. On the second trip, I looked over to my left, and there stands the biggest red angus bull I ever saw. Must've literally weighed a ton (prolly more). About thirty feet from where I had climbed the fence, was one of those tube gates you see on farms and such. On the gate was a laminated sign:

"Warning: Do Not Enter. Bad, bad bull."

I didn't push my luck.

Big Sarge · 04-29-2011, 04:22 PM

At the range less than an hour ago. I worked hard arranging my shot pattern so it looks like a shotgun blast. Well at least I qualified. LOL

Nirvana · 04-29-2011, 05:05 PM

Nic pic Sarge, that guy looks like he deserved it!

Tulip · 04-29-2011, 05:39 PM

You look different, Sarge. Couldn't recognize you without the foil over your face.

plthijinx · 04-29-2011, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

At the range less than an hour ago. I worked hard arranging my shot pattern so it looks like a shotgun blast. Well at least I qualified. LOL

nice shootin' there chief!

kerosene · 04-29-2011, 08:32 PM

Nice coupla manly men, there.

Tulip · 04-29-2011, 10:59 PM

Mercenary: The rattle snake bit you?? Aren't they poisonous?

TheMercenary · 04-29-2011, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Tulip

Mercenary: The rattle snake bit you?? Aren't they poisonous?

No, he missed. I was VERY lucky. Yes, quite poisonous. It would have been a very bad week if he did bite me.

TheMercenary · 04-29-2011, 06:54 PM

Me, yesterday, skinning out a rattlesnake that about bit me.

plthijinx · 04-29-2011, 08:07 PM

niiiiiice! hey! i'll break out the deep fryer!! beer battered rattler coming right up!

plthijinx · 04-29-2011, 08:08 PM

say, what is the common name for that rattler? around these parts are diamond backs. i don't recognize the pattern....

TheMercenary · 04-29-2011, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

say, what is the common name for that rattler? around these parts are diamond backs. i don't recognize the pattern....

Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake.

TheMercenary · 04-29-2011, 08:48 PM

I was so pissed off. I went out to cut a bunch of over due branches from the base of our Old Growth Oak, a Cedar, very common symbiotic tree... And here I was cutting away with a chain saw, yes in fucking shorts and sanddels. Suddenly I had an intuitive thought, "Ya know I bet the snake are coming out. I should be careful." I looked down and the SOB was like 10 inches from my right calf. Freaking 16 rattles. Just ate a freaking tree rat so I guess he was not interested in a 5' 3" big fat 120 pound fat guy. Eh, went in the house ranting at the wife.... I was more pissed off than scared, shot the shit out of him... skinned him and tacking that skin on my wall. If anyone is interested in the total picture gallery drop me a pm.

Nirvana · 04-29-2011, 08:52 PM

Better the snake than you!

You into rattle "snacks" plthijinx? ewwwww

Tulip · 04-30-2011, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

.... I was more pissed off than scared, shot the shit out of him... skinned him and tacking that skin on my wall. If anyone is interested in the total picture gallery drop me a pm.

I'll definitely remember not to piss you off, Merc. You are one scary man.

04-22-2011, 04:12 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My Blazer blew a radiator hose off one time, and I happened to be right by a little stream. I had a bukkit, so I pulled in, replaced my heater hose, and climbed a little fence went to the stream & got my water. On the second trip, I looked over to my left, and there stands the biggest red angus bull I ever saw. Must've literally weighed a ton (prolly more). About thirty feet from where I had climbed the fence, was one of those tube gates you see on farms and such. On the gate was a laminated sign: "Warning: Do Not Enter. Bad, bad bull." I didn't push my luck. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-29-2011, 04:22 PM	#2
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	At the range less than an hour ago. I worked hard arranging my shot pattern so it looks like a shotgun blast. Well at least I qualified. LOL Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-29-2011, 05:05 PM	#3
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Nic pic Sarge, that guy looks like he deserved it! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-29-2011, 06:54 PM	#9
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Me, yesterday, skinning out a rattlesnake that about bit me. Attached Images __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-29-2011, 08:07 PM	#10
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	niiiiiice! hey! i'll break out the deep fryer!! beer battered rattler coming right up! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-29-2011, 05:39 PM	#4
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	You look different, Sarge. Couldn't recognize you without the foil over your face.

04-29-2011, 08:32 PM	#6
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Nice coupla manly men, there.

04-29-2011, 10:59 PM	#7
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Mercenary: The rattle snake bit you?? Aren't they poisonous?

04-29-2011, 08:08 PM	#11
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	say, what is the common name for that rattler? around these parts are diamond backs. i don't recognize the pattern.... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-29-2011, 08:48 PM	#13
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I was so pissed off. I went out to cut a bunch of over due branches from the base of our Old Growth Oak, a Cedar, very common symbiotic tree... And here I was cutting away with a chain saw, yes in fucking shorts and sanddels. Suddenly I had an intuitive thought, "Ya know I bet the snake are coming out. I should be careful." I looked down and the SOB was like 10 inches from my right calf. Freaking 16 rattles. Just ate a freaking tree rat so I guess he was not interested in a 5' 3" big fat 120 pound fat guy. Eh, went in the house ranting at the wife.... I was more pissed off than scared, shot the shit out of him... skinned him and tacking that skin on my wall. If anyone is interested in the total picture gallery drop me a pm. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-29-2011, 08:52 PM	#14
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Better the snake than you! You into rattle "snacks" plthijinx? ewwwww __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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