Ye Olde Videoe Clippe Threade - Page 9

Undertoad · 03-31-2004, 11:37 AM

It's the same-old same-old: skillfully cropped and edited (with ridiculous cuts) to accurately portray one person's narrative of the situation, complete with quick cuts, editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist.

Kitsune · 03-31-2004, 12:29 PM

editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist.

Grave annoucer? That guy is awesome!

But yeah, I get what you're saying. Possibly the "stealing wood" story doesn't match up. Getting your car crushed for looting doesn't seem right, but I figure its quite a bit more lienient than the usual penalty for the crime.

Undertoad · 03-31-2004, 12:40 PM

Well the other narrative here is larger, which is that while harsh, this sort of justice may be necessary for a short period of time in the lack of any justice whatsoever.

Nothing But Net · 04-09-2004, 05:19 PM

This is just too cool:

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/tysonskating.wmv

zippyt · 04-15-2004, 12:06 AM

I almost pooped my pants on these two clips ,

Not for the faint of heart critter lover ,

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg

http://www.thedierks.com/allowe/vide...FinalBird.mpeg

lumberjim · 04-15-2004, 12:53 AM

that's couldnt be real. but it sure looks it. anyone know how they make it look so real? it's not real, is it?

Kitsune · 04-15-2004, 08:55 AM

Its a leaked commercial from a production company. And Ford isn't happy about it, either.

lumberjim · 04-17-2004, 09:37 AM

THE BEST "PRICELESS" AD MADE

If that link won;t work, try this one and select "mastercard" link

another good one

again, if that no workie, go to above link and select "snl"

Crimson Ghost · 04-26-2004, 12:48 AM

Oh my giddy aunt! That was too much! These are the commercials that should be on TV!

Kitsune · 04-27-2004, 10:11 AM

Wok Boarding - An ancient sport is reborn!

Troubleshooter · 04-27-2004, 10:45 AM

Has this one made the rounds yet? I can't recall.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html

plthijinx · 04-27-2004, 07:56 PM

holy hell batman! that's fuckin' funny as hell! (and i ain't even drunk yet!)

Elspode · 04-28-2004, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitsune
Wok Boarding - An ancient sport is reborn!

Damn, I'll bet those serrated edges of the steps hurt like a bitch when he hit the back of his head on 'em.

Kitsune · 04-28-2004, 07:02 AM

Damn, I'll bet those serrated edges of the steps hurt like a bitch when he hit the back of his head on 'em.

I also figured that metal-on-metal might get a bit warm during the sliding. Toasty.

I need to find an escalator that has been folded down like that!

SteveDallas · 05-05-2004, 06:53 PM

Fast Times at Hero High

Note: probably highly un-amusing to anybody who has not seen Fast Times at Ridgemont high, or who doesn't have some basic knowledge of superhero lore.

04-09-2004, 05:19 PM	#4
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Skateboarding dog This is just too cool: http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/tysonskating.wmv

04-15-2004, 12:06 AM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I almost pooped my pants on these two clips , Not for the faint of heart critter lover , http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg http://www.thedierks.com/allowe/vide...FinalBird.mpeg __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-15-2004, 12:53 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that's couldnt be real. but it sure looks it. anyone know how they make it look so real? it's not real, is it? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-17-2004, 09:37 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	THE BEST "PRICELESS" AD MADE If that link won;t work, try this one and select "mastercard" link another good one again, if that no workie, go to above link and select "snl" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-26-2004, 12:48 AM	#9
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Oh my giddy aunt! That was too much! These are the commercials that should be on TV! __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-31-2004, 11:37 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It's the same-old same-old: skillfully cropped and edited (with ridiculous cuts) to accurately portray one person's narrative of the situation, complete with quick cuts, editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist.

03-31-2004, 12:29 PM	#2
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist. Grave annoucer? That guy is awesome! But yeah, I get what you're saying. Possibly the "stealing wood" story doesn't match up. Getting your car crushed for looting doesn't seem right, but I figure its quite a bit more lienient than the usual penalty for the crime.

03-31-2004, 12:40 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Well the other narrative here is larger, which is that while harsh, this sort of justice may be necessary for a short period of time in the lack of any justice whatsoever.

04-15-2004, 08:55 AM	#7
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Its a leaked commercial from a production company. And Ford isn't happy about it, either.

04-27-2004, 10:11 AM	#10
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Wok Boarding - An ancient sport is reborn!

04-27-2004, 10:45 AM	#11
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Has this one made the rounds yet? I can't recall. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

04-27-2004, 07:56 PM	#12
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	holy hell batman! that's fuckin' funny as hell! (and i ain't even drunk yet!) __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-28-2004, 07:02 AM	#14
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Damn, I'll bet those serrated edges of the steps hurt like a bitch when he hit the back of his head on 'em. I also figured that metal-on-metal might get a bit warm during the sliding. Toasty. I need to find an escalator that has been folded down like that!

05-05-2004, 06:53 PM	#15
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Fast Times at Hero High Note: probably highly un-amusing to anybody who has not seen Fast Times at Ridgemont high, or who doesn't have some basic knowledge of superhero lore.

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