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Undertoad · 10-22-2010, 08:04 PM

Scientific American answers the really difficult question: why is the human peen shaped so weird like that, particularly when other monkeys have smaller units?

Answer: a mushroom top helps vacuum out the spooge left in the vag by any other guys who've made a recent deposit.

Quote:

Magnetic imaging studies of heterosexual couples having sex reveal that, during coitus, the typical penis completely expands and occupies the vaginal tract, and with full penetration can even reach the woman’s cervix and lift her uterus. This combined with the fact that human ejaculate is expelled with great force and considerable distance (up to two feet if not contained), suggests that men are designed to release sperm into the uppermost portion of the vagina possible. Thus, in a theoretical paper published in the journal Evolutionary Psychology in 2004, Gallup and coauthor, Rebecca Burch, conjecture that, “A longer penis would not only have been an advantage for leaving semen in a less accessible part of the vagina, but by filling and expanding the vagina it also would aid and abet the displacement of semen left by other males as a means of maximizing the likelihood of paternity.”

Griff · 10-22-2010, 08:25 PM

Thanks for the translation brother!

Flint · 10-22-2010, 10:06 PM

Only two feet?

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10-22-2010, 10:06 PM	#3
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