Have you ever? - Page 3

toranokaze · 06-03-2010, 06:56 AM

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass yyy
2. Been caught screwing in the car y
3. Been asked to leave a bar n
4. Been physically removed from a bar n
5. Outran the police in a car n
6. Outran the police on foot yy
7. Passed out drunk in a public place m
8. Driven a car over 100 mph m
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet n
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime n
11. Seen Elvis live in concert nn
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert n
13. Touched a hummingbird n
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken n
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head m
16. Served a jail sentence n
17. Served a prison sentence n
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend y
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size n (I don't fight dwarfs or children . )

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? M
Given a eulogy? N
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbared in your workplace? N
Kissed a dead body? N
Had a song or poem written about you? M
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? N
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? Y

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Have you ever:

1. Set on fire
2. Jumped from a moving car
3. Had a knife pull on you
4. Make something that has never been made before
5. Met a band
6. Crowed surfed
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars
9. Worked for 72 hours straight
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air.
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp
12. Eaten an endangered animal
13. Cut down a tree
14. Worked 80+ hours a week
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter
16. Interviewed by the news
17. Jumped off a roof
18. Shot a gun inside a house
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night
20. Had a nearly perfect day.

1-20y

spudcon · 06-03-2010, 08:22 AM

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass y
2. Been caught screwing in the car y
3. Been asked to leave a bar y
4. Been physically removed from a bar y
5. Outran the police in a car n
6. Outran the police on foot n
7. Passed out drunk in a public place y
8. Driven a car over 100 mph y
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet n
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime n
11. Seen Elvis live in concert n
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert n
13. Touched a hummingbird n
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken n
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head n
16. Served a jail sentence n
17. Served a prison sentence n
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend y
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size y

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? y
Given a eulogy? y
Hosted a party people still talk about? n
Masturbared in your workplace? N
Kissed a dead body? N
Had a song or poem written about you? y
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? y
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N
Failed a driving test? y
Had a coldsore? y
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? n

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Have you ever:

1. Set on fire n
2. Jumped from a moving car n
3. Had a knife pull on you y
4. Make something that has never been made before not sure
5. Met a band y
6. Crowed surfed n
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon y
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars y
9. Worked for 72 hours straight y
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. n
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp n
12. Eaten an endangered animal probably
13. Cut down a tree y
14. Worked 80+ hours a week y
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter n
16. Interviewed by the news y
17. Jumped off a roof n
18. Shot a gun inside a house y
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night n
20. Had a nearly perfect day. n

classicman · 06-03-2010, 08:57 AM

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? Y
Given a eulogy? Y
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbated in your workplace? N ----- (sex) Y
Kissed a dead body? N
Had a song or poem written about you? Y
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? Y
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? N

TheMercenary · 06-03-2010, 09:49 AM

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation?Y
Given a eulogy?Y
Hosted a party people still talk about?Y
Masturbared in your workplace?N
Kissed a dead body?Y
Had a song or poem written about you?N
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry?N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger?Y
Failed a driving test?N
Had a coldsore?Y
Been given money by a complete stranger?N
Cried in a supermarket?N

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1. Set on fireN
2. Jumped from a moving carN
3. Had a knife pull on youN
4. Make something that has never been made beforeY
5. Met a band Y
6. Crowed surfed N
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moonY
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scarsY
9. Worked for 72 hours straight YYY
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air.Y
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulpY
12. Eaten an endangered animalN
13. Cut down a treeY
14. Worked 80+ hours a weekYYY
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameterN
16. Interviewed by the newsY
17. Jumped off a roofY
18. Shot a gun inside a houseY
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one nightN
20. Had a nearly perfect day.Y

Cloud · 06-03-2010, 10:19 AM

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? N
Given a eulogy? Y; If reading a passage at my dad's service counts
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbared in your workplace? N EWWW!
Kissed a dead body? Y (mom)
Had a song or poem written about you? I hope not
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? sorta
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? Y
Been given money by a complete stranger? cash money? no. checks, yeah
Cried in a supermarket? Undoubtedly--I cry everywhere.

Cloud · 06-03-2010, 10:35 AM

1. Set on fire Y; set myself on fire
2. Jumped from a moving car N
3. Had a knife pull on you N
4. Make something that has never been made before Y
5. Met a band N
6. Crowed surfed N
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon N--lakes and ocean, yes
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars Y big time
9. Worked for 72 hours straight N
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. N!
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp N (makes me ralfy just thinking about it)
12. Eaten an endangered animal N
13. Cut down a tree N
14. Worked 80+ hours a week not sure
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter N
16. Interviewed by the news N
17. Jumped off a roof N
18. Shot a gun inside a house N
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night N; but sounds like fun!
20. Had a nearly perfect day. Y

Sundae · 06-04-2010, 02:53 AM

1. Set on fire - Y
2. Jumped from a moving car - Y
3. Had a knife pull on you -Not seriously
4. Make something that has never been made before - N
5. Met a band - Y
6. Crowed surfed -N
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon - N
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars - Y
9. Worked for 72 hours straight - N
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air - N
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp - N
12. Eaten an endangered animal - N
13. Cut down a tree - N
14. Worked 80+ hours a week - Oh yes!
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter - N
16. Interviewed by the news - Y
17. Jumped off a roof - Y if shed roof counts
18. Shot a gun inside a house - Never even held a real gun
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night - N
20. Had a nearly perfect day - YES

Gravdigr · 06-04-2010, 02:48 AM

1. (been?) Set on fire n
2. Jumped from a moving car y
3. Had a knife pull on you y
4. Make something that has never been made before y
5. Met a band (known band?) n
6. Crowed surfed n
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon y
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars y
9. Worked for 72 hours straight n
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. f n!
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp heheh, n.
12. Eaten an endangered animal n
13. Cut down a tree hundreds
14. Worked 80+ hours a week y, but not too many weeks running
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter uh, n.
16. Interviewed by the news n, but i've been on the news a time or two...
17. Jumped off a roof y
18. Shot a gun inside a house y, well, it went off, I didn't shoot it
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night y
20. Had a nearly perfect day. kinda

Undertoad · 06-04-2010, 11:31 AM

3. Had a knife pull on you More like brandished; Yes, in the stands at Sheffield United FC. I was 14.
4. Make something that has never been made before Y
5. Met a band Chris Isaak, Julian Cope, the Church, Mike Mills of REM, Sammy of the BoDeans, Poco, more
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon Susquehanna
13. Cut down a tree Y
14. Worked 80+ hours a week IT is a bitch, bosses suck

Undertoad · 06-04-2010, 11:34 AM

Received a standing ovation? Yes - but always in plays, never music or emceeing
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? Does the ultrasound event count?
Cried in a supermarket? No - strangely because I worked for a supermarket chain for two years, and am often a Sensitive Guy (TM)

06-03-2010, 06:56 AM	#1
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass yyy 2. Been caught screwing in the car y 3. Been asked to leave a bar n 4. Been physically removed from a bar n 5. Outran the police in a car n 6. Outran the police on foot yy 7. Passed out drunk in a public place m 8. Driven a car over 100 mph m 9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet n 10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime n 11. Seen Elvis live in concert nn 12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert n 13. Touched a hummingbird n 14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken n 15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head m 16. Served a jail sentence n 17. Served a prison sentence n 18. Had sex outside in broad daylight y 19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend y 20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size n (I don't fight dwarfs or children . ) Have you ever: Received a standing ovation? M Given a eulogy? N Hosted a party people still talk about? Y Masturbared in your workplace? N Kissed a dead body? N Had a song or poem written about you? M Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N Failed a driving test? N Had a coldsore? N Been given money by a complete stranger? Y Cried in a supermarket? Y ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you ever: 1. Set on fire 2. Jumped from a moving car 3. Had a knife pull on you 4. Make something that has never been made before 5. Met a band 6. Crowed surfed 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon 8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars 9. Worked for 72 hours straight 10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. 11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp 12. Eaten an endangered animal 13. Cut down a tree 14. Worked 80+ hours a week 15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter 16. Interviewed by the news 17. Jumped off a roof 18. Shot a gun inside a house 19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night 20. Had a nearly perfect day. 1-20y __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. Last edited by toranokaze; 06-03-2010 at 07:23 AM.

06-03-2010, 08:22 AM	#2
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass y 2. Been caught screwing in the car y 3. Been asked to leave a bar y 4. Been physically removed from a bar y 5. Outran the police in a car n 6. Outran the police on foot n 7. Passed out drunk in a public place y 8. Driven a car over 100 mph y 9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet n 10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime n 11. Seen Elvis live in concert n 12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert n 13. Touched a hummingbird n 14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken n 15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head n 16. Served a jail sentence n 17. Served a prison sentence n 18. Had sex outside in broad daylight y 19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend y 20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size y Have you ever: Received a standing ovation? y Given a eulogy? y Hosted a party people still talk about? n Masturbared in your workplace? N Kissed a dead body? N Had a song or poem written about you? y Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? y Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N Failed a driving test? y Had a coldsore? y Been given money by a complete stranger? Y Cried in a supermarket? n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you ever: 1. Set on fire n 2. Jumped from a moving car n 3. Had a knife pull on you y 4. Make something that has never been made before not sure 5. Met a band y 6. Crowed surfed n 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon y 8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars y 9. Worked for 72 hours straight y 10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. n 11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp n 12. Eaten an endangered animal probably 13. Cut down a tree y 14. Worked 80+ hours a week y 15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter n 16. Interviewed by the news y 17. Jumped off a roof n 18. Shot a gun inside a house y 19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night n 20. Had a nearly perfect day. n __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

06-03-2010, 08:57 AM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Have you ever: Received a standing ovation? Y Given a eulogy? Y Hosted a party people still talk about? Y Masturbated in your workplace? N ----- (sex) Y Kissed a dead body? N Had a song or poem written about you? Y Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N Failed a driving test? N Had a coldsore? Y Been given money by a complete stranger? Y Cried in a supermarket? N __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-03-2010, 10:19 AM	#5
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Have you ever: Received a standing ovation? N Given a eulogy? Y; If reading a passage at my dad's service counts Hosted a party people still talk about? Y Masturbared in your workplace? N EWWW! Kissed a dead body? Y (mom) Had a song or poem written about you? I hope not Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? sorta Failed a driving test? N Had a coldsore? Y Been given money by a complete stranger? cash money? no. checks, yeah Cried in a supermarket? Undoubtedly--I cry everywhere. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-03-2010, 10:35 AM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	1. Set on fire Y; set myself on fire 2. Jumped from a moving car N 3. Had a knife pull on you N 4. Make something that has never been made before Y 5. Met a band N 6. Crowed surfed N 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon N--lakes and ocean, yes 8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars Y big time 9. Worked for 72 hours straight N 10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. N! 11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp N (makes me ralfy just thinking about it) 12. Eaten an endangered animal N 13. Cut down a tree N 14. Worked 80+ hours a week not sure 15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter N 16. Interviewed by the news N 17. Jumped off a roof N 18. Shot a gun inside a house N 19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night N; but sounds like fun! 20. Had a nearly perfect day. Y __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-03-2010, 09:49 AM	#4
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Have you ever: Received a standing ovation?Y Given a eulogy?Y Hosted a party people still talk about?Y Masturbared in your workplace?N Kissed a dead body?Y Had a song or poem written about you?N Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry?N Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger?Y Failed a driving test?N Had a coldsore?Y Been given money by a complete stranger?N Cried in a supermarket?N ________________________________________________ 1. Set on fireN 2. Jumped from a moving carN 3. Had a knife pull on youN 4. Make something that has never been made beforeY 5. Met a band Y 6. Crowed surfed N 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moonY 8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scarsY 9. Worked for 72 hours straight YYY 10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air.Y 11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulpY 12. Eaten an endangered animalN 13. Cut down a treeY 14. Worked 80+ hours a weekYYY 15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameterN 16. Interviewed by the newsY 17. Jumped off a roofY 18. Shot a gun inside a houseY 19. Had sex in every room of a house in one nightN 20. Had a nearly perfect day.Y

06-04-2010, 02:53 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	1. Set on fire - Y 2. Jumped from a moving car - Y 3. Had a knife pull on you -Not seriously 4. Make something that has never been made before - N 5. Met a band - Y 6. Crowed surfed -N 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon - N 8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars - Y 9. Worked for 72 hours straight - N 10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air - N 11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp - N 12. Eaten an endangered animal - N 13. Cut down a tree - N 14. Worked 80+ hours a week - Oh yes! 15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter - N 16. Interviewed by the news - Y 17. Jumped off a roof - Y if shed roof counts 18. Shot a gun inside a house - Never even held a real gun 19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night - N 20. Had a nearly perfect day - YES

06-04-2010, 02:48 AM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	1. (been?) Set on fire n 2. Jumped from a moving car y 3. Had a knife pull on you y 4. Make something that has never been made before y 5. Met a band (known band?) n 6. Crowed surfed n 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon y 8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars y 9. Worked for 72 hours straight n 10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. f n! 11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp heheh, n. 12. Eaten an endangered animal n 13. Cut down a tree hundreds 14. Worked 80+ hours a week y, but not too many weeks running 15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter uh, n. 16. Interviewed by the news n, but i've been on the news a time or two... 17. Jumped off a roof y 18. Shot a gun inside a house y, well, it went off, I didn't shoot it 19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night y 20. Had a nearly perfect day. kinda __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-04-2010, 11:31 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	3. Had a knife pull on you More like brandished; Yes, in the stands at Sheffield United FC. I was 14. 4. Make something that has never been made before Y 5. Met a band Chris Isaak, Julian Cope, the Church, Mike Mills of REM, Sammy of the BoDeans, Poco, more 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon Susquehanna 13. Cut down a tree Y 14. Worked 80+ hours a week IT is a bitch, bosses suck

06-04-2010, 11:34 AM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Received a standing ovation? Yes - but always in plays, never music or emceeing Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? Does the ultrasound event count? Cried in a supermarket? No - strangely because I worked for a supermarket chain for two years, and am often a Sensitive Guy (TM)

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