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04-18-2010, 11:58 PM | #1 | ||
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April 19, 2010: Donkey Ball
Donkey Basketball, playing basketball riding donkeys, has been around forever. When I was in school, every year or so, they would have a game in the school gym... usually teachers against students.
Neatorama noted an article on the KOMO website, about a recent game at Snohomish High School. Why is this news? Quote:
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I think they're worried about somebody having more fun than they are.
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04-19-2010, 12:59 AM | #2 |
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Hey, ref!! That donkey just kicked my kid, on purpose! You gonna do anything about it? Fukkit, I'll handle this myself!
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04-19-2010, 02:47 AM | #3 |
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where's PETA?
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04-19-2010, 03:06 AM | #4 |
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If they're female they don't have PETAs.
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04-19-2010, 07:58 AM | #5 |
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04-19-2010, 08:01 AM | #6 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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We had those too. Mostly I just thought it was stupid, but I never witnessed the donkeys looking distressed in any way. Of course, they're donkeys, how do you know?
There was a big outrage when they had the donkeys at the fair who would climb a really tall ladder and jump into a small pool below. THAT'S entertainment? I don't think it's natural for donkeys to jump from high places. Donkey ball, though, they probably have a, um, er...ball. It's all donkey stuff!
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04-19-2010, 08:35 AM | #7 |
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I think they recommended cold compresses and bed rest for donkey ball when I was a kid.
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04-19-2010, 08:39 AM | #8 |
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And if they weren't playing ball, they would be doing natural things, like hauling heavy loads, making glue.
Makes you wonder who the ass is.
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04-19-2010, 09:37 AM | #9 |
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I bet the janitors at the school hate the cleanup after the game!
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04-19-2010, 09:43 AM | #10 |
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I'm waiting for Miss Nelly Poo-poo to pop in and talk about the rights of the donkeys. Of course, Miss Poo-poo will pronounce it "dunkey", being all aristocratic and shtuff.
Well, Miss Nelly Poo-poo, tell me...how many donkeys have YOU adopted? Huh? Huh? I thought not!
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04-19-2010, 09:44 AM | #11 |
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Man, I ain't never heard of no donkeyball. Back when I was in high school, we used to bring in a group of white kids every year and play honkeyball!
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04-19-2010, 10:48 AM | #12 | |
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Isn't this basically a description of gym class in middle school?
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04-19-2010, 11:03 AM | #13 |
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Yeah, we had those in school as well. I liked trying to figure out which donkey had the fattest rider. If the donkey's back looks like the letter "U", you're too big for this ride!
The donkeys are probably better trained than most of the students. Even if they do shit on the floor.
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04-19-2010, 11:17 AM | #14 |
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If this doesn't end with the girls having hot donkey sex then they are just treating the poor animals like a bunch of asses.
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04-19-2010, 11:19 AM | #15 |
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I get it... donkeys, asses. Hahahahahaha!
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