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03-06-2010, 10:58 PM | #1 | |
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Mar 7, 2010: Serious Duck Blind
Honey, I've been cooped up with the wet dog, in that cramped little boat, since way before sun up.
I sure am tired and sore... would you mind cleaning the ducks, please? Quote:
Oh and Honey, before you clean the ducks, get me a beer. A reader sent this in to a very NSFW website, in Australia, so I copied the entire text here.
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03-07-2010, 03:39 AM | #2 |
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"Hey Dad, look at the fort I built!"
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03-07-2010, 10:05 AM | #3 |
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Does anybody else suspect that the "running toilet" on the side porch consists of no more than seeing how far off the balcony you can pee into the swamp?
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03-07-2010, 11:15 AM | #4 |
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I doubt it, I'll bet there's a flush toilet with squeezably soft tissue. I just wonder where it flushes to? Remember the dogs are in and out of that water constantly, while they are retrieving ducks.
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03-07-2010, 03:09 PM | #5 |
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It quacks me up how ducked up that is.
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03-07-2010, 03:13 PM | #6 |
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don't you have to be quiet in order not to scare the ducks away? looks like a recipe for rowdiness to me
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03-07-2010, 03:44 PM | #7 |
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At best, it's a time share with the snakes.
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03-07-2010, 04:51 PM | #8 |
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A lair like that needs a more evil and megalomaniac purpose than merely blowing away defenseless little birdies. Some kind of global-domination plot or something.
"Come in, Mr Bond, we have been expecting you. Mind the alligators."
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03-07-2010, 05:17 PM | #9 |
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This is what happens when you give crack to beavers.
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03-07-2010, 05:51 PM | #10 |
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Is that why you so carefully avoid both? :p
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03-07-2010, 10:00 PM | #11 |
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Heh. Heh heh. You said crack *and* beavers.
So, correct me if I'm wrong, but if twenty dudes let loose with 12 gauges on a relatively small number of ducks, isn't it pretty much just going to end up as a cloud of red spray and feathers?
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03-09-2010, 07:33 AM | #12 |
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I only avoid one. I'm VERY into crack.
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