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View Poll Results: How do you Like your Bacon Cooked ?
Raw 0 0%
With some tooth ( Slight chewieness ) 14 36.84%
Medium Well 18 47.37%
Burnt to a crisp 6 15.79%
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:39 PM   #1
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:25 PM   #2
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What's the difference between English gammon and English ham, then?
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:55 PM   #3
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lol @ monnie
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:03 PM   #4
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I not only love bacon, I love baked pig skin. I might even love it more than I love bacon (sacrilege, I know!).




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Old 02-04-2010, 05:55 PM   #5
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gammon is a steak. ham is like deli ham or spiral ham.
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:31 PM   #6
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so the answer to my question was 'deli ham or spiral ham' :P
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Old 02-04-2010, 07:22 PM   #7
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nah, 'cause they just say "ham" for both.
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Old 02-04-2010, 08:12 PM   #8
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ahh. fairy nuff.
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Old 02-04-2010, 11:52 PM   #9
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I actually don't eat bacon.
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Old 02-05-2010, 09:34 AM   #10
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I actually don't eat bacon.
I actually do eat bacon, but no other pig stuff.
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:26 AM   #11
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I actually do eat bacon, but no other pig stuff.
You might change your mind if you had a chance to taste my bbq spare ribs.
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:42 AM   #12
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I actually don't eat bacon.
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Old 02-04-2010, 11:58 PM   #13
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ya know how the Muslims say 'salaam a'laquim?' (or whatever)


greet all muslims you encounter with, 'Salami and Bacon' just to see what they say.
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:08 AM   #14
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We have many middle eastern people working here and a Muslim isn't easily identifiable. I mean when you speak English and wear blue jeans I usually end up saying,"Have a nice day."

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I understand American ham = English gammon.
Texture and taste still different, but not by as much.
I wonder why taste and texture is different. Isn't a pig a pig?
and gammon sounds inedible for some reason.
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:46 PM   #15
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I wonder why taste and texture is different. Isn't a pig a pig?
Curing technique; otherwise a ham would come out indistinguishable from a pork shoulder, and bacon (streaky) from salt pork.
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and gammon sounds inedible for some reason.
Perhaps this is why?

From a 101st Airborne page on equipment:

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GAMMON GRENADE
The British-made device known as the 'Gammon Grenade' was a mixed blessing. The cloth bag was stuffed with varying amounts of composition C-2, an early form of plastic explosive. This could create a blast comparable to an exploding 105mm artillery shell. The user would hurl the grenade, holding onto the strap, which armed the device as it flew through the air. Although these grenades had a devastating effect on the target, they were almost as hazardous to the user. The [fulminate of mercury] detonators were highly unstable, and many instances of accidental detonation took place. Lt Robert Pick, an S-2 officer of the 502 PIR, was seriously injured in England during the summer of 1944, while demonstrating a Gammon Grenade. An 82nd Airborne trooper accidentally dropped one in Normandy while marching. It exploded, killing him and wounding several of his buddies. Photo courtesy Dennis Davies.
Scroll way down.

I'd always, because of this, understood gammons to be small hams, no bigger than both one's fists set together.

The gammon grenade developed as a less exciting/perilous alternative to that rather desperate antiarmor weapon, the Sticky Bomb -- a considerable charge of explosive encased in knit fabric impregnated with birdlime, the whole contraption protected in a handy hinged cover. You ran up to tanks and chucked it at them and it would stick, you see, to their presumable detriment when the fuse ran out. But do handle with care -- if it accidentally got stuck to your battledress in all the excitement, any problems with constipation just might be at an end.

Sticky Bomb (enlargeable images)
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