Nov 15, 2009: Haeshindang NSFW

xoxoxoBruce · 11-14-2009, 11:05 PM

Haeshindang Pen ISP Ark.
I don't know why the Koreans named their ISP Pen, maybe a local name, or an acronym of some sort?
Or why they would put it in an Ark? Well, it is a fishing village... or maybe they worship it like the Ark of the Covenant?

Hmm, Pen ISP Ark... Oh

, Penis Park... nevermind

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The Penis Park is tragic in origin. A young couple, madly in love and soon to be wed is split by tragedy when the high tide overtakes the woman in view of her fiance on the shore. The next day, the number of fish caught dwindled. The following day, it dried up. The townspeople were said to be cursed and wondered what to do, that is, until a local fisherman relieved himself in the sea. The fish returned and men of the town took note. To appease the spurned woman’s inability to consummate, the virile statues were erected and placed in view of the shore. (It is unclear of whether peeing into the sea also brings good luck...)

Geez, they sure tale their folk stories seriously, don't they.
At least it sounds like more fun to visit than say... the DMZ.

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It is a casual, mostly uphill hike with lots of shade and penis shaped benches to picnic on, as you listen to hikers, young and old, giggle hysterically and leave small naughty gifts at the temple to appease the desperate woman of the shore. For a culture somewhat uptight about sexuality, this is the park where it (at least the phallus) stands triumphant.

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SPUCK · 11-15-2009, 05:03 AM

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this is the park where it (at least the phallus) stands triumphant.

You mean stands erect..

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ZenGum · 11-15-2009, 05:54 AM

There is a vas deferens between a long hard stare and a lingering glans.

Tawny · 11-15-2009, 08:43 AM

I guess it's true that giant vaginas once roamed the earth.

Shawnee123 · 11-15-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Tawny

I guess it's true that giant vaginas once roamed the earth.

Cloud · 11-15-2009, 11:39 AM

so that's where they got the idea for the Rabbit. I'd always wondered . . .

xoxoxoBruce · 11-15-2009, 11:58 AM

Nah, I think the Koreans, and the people that make the "Rabbit", were inspired by real rabbits. If you ever seen a buck rabbit getting his groove on, you'll understand why they're inspiring.

Hillrick · 11-15-2009, 12:52 PM

Soooo are we sure that when the man "relieved himself" into the ocean they were talking about taking a whizz?

Also, vas deferens ....lol.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-15-2009, 01:01 PM

I didn't think so when I read the legend, just that last sentence in parentheses, which appears to be an editorial note.

Crimson Ghost · 11-15-2009, 09:14 PM

At cock's crow and eve of day, the thrust of the inspiration of this park shall penetrate deep into the minds of its visitors.

Penis.

Elspode · 11-15-2009, 09:35 PM

That would be a real mind fuck.

Gravdigr · 11-16-2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

There is a vas deferens between a long hard stare and a lingering glans.

I had a lingering glans once. The doc gave me a salve, and it went away. (I also had a loitering nutsack. It's still hanging around...)

DanaC · 11-16-2009, 04:01 AM

So, a patriarchal society that is 'uptight' about sex, and likes its women safely contained and suitably chaste, thinks what that poor woman was missing was cock, and fills a park with giant phallus statues. Ahuh.

capnhowdy · 11-16-2009, 06:02 AM

.. call your doctor if you have an erection lasting four hours or more....

xoxoxoBruce · 11-16-2009, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

So, a patriarchal society that is 'uptight' about sex, and likes its women safely contained and suitably chaste, thinks what that poor woman was missing was cock, and fills a park with giant phallus statues. Ahuh.

Well, the spiteful wench screwed up the fishing, what's a fella to do?

11-15-2009, 05:54 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	There is a vas deferens between a long hard stare and a lingering glans. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-15-2009, 11:39 AM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	so that's where they got the idea for the Rabbit. I'd always wondered . . . __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-15-2009, 11:58 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nah, I think the Koreans, and the people that make the "Rabbit", were inspired by real rabbits. If you ever seen a buck rabbit getting his groove on, you'll understand why they're inspiring. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-15-2009, 01:01 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I didn't think so when I read the legend, just that last sentence in parentheses, which appears to be an editorial note. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-15-2009, 09:14 PM	#10
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	At cock's crow and eve of day, the thrust of the inspiration of this park shall penetrate deep into the minds of its visitors. Penis. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

11-15-2009, 08:43 AM	#4
Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	I guess it's true that giant vaginas once roamed the earth.

11-15-2009, 12:52 PM	#8
Hillrick Ender of Vendors Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 44	Soooo are we sure that when the man "relieved himself" into the ocean they were talking about taking a whizz? Also, vas deferens ....lol.

11-15-2009, 09:35 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	That would be a real mind fuck. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-16-2009, 06:02 AM	#14
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	.. call your doctor if you have an erection lasting four hours or more.... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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