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Queen of the Ryche · 07-15-2009, 11:18 AM

Howdy Monkey! Welcome to the circus!

Pensive Monkey · 07-16-2009, 09:29 AM

Damn. I need to work on my androgyny.

Clodfobble · 07-16-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

You also used "spouse." Every man I know says "wife." I've only heard women say "spouse."

I'd never thought about that before, but you're right. Of course the nuance behind it is to suggest equality--but really, we can't even use the word husband anymore, without implying subservience? That's not fair, I'm officially reclaiming the word for my own empowerment.

Alternatively, we could just start calling them "the old paycheck-generator."

Pie · 07-16-2009, 11:50 AM

I prefer the term "kept man" mesself.

SteveDallas · 07-16-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Alternatively, we could just start calling them "the old paycheck-generator."

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Originally Posted by Pie

I prefer the term "kept man" mesself.

"Grouchface" seems to work well enough for my family . . . .

Pensive Monkey · 07-16-2009, 02:35 PM

I like to call mine "baby daddy." That's about all he's good for.

Aliantha · 07-16-2009, 06:07 PM

I call Dazza my husband. I never use any of those other psudonyms.

Elspode · 07-17-2009, 07:21 PM

Well, someone's got to do it, so...

Let's see yer tits, PM. We actually have a thread for that, you know.

Sorry, it's my job. It isn't like I *want* to be crude, but it's sort of expected of me by now.

Pensive Monkey · 07-17-2009, 08:34 PM

I'm breastfeeding. I don't think you want to see them right now!!

Clodfobble · 07-17-2009, 10:55 PM

I assure you, they do. You wouldn't even be the first, in fact.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-18-2009, 12:27 AM

Clodfobble is very wise... read and obey.

07-15-2009, 11:18 AM	#1
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Howdy Monkey! Welcome to the circus! __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

07-16-2009, 09:29 AM	#2
Pensive Monkey Purveyor of Brilliance Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The dimpled chin of Illinois. Posts: 72	Damn. I need to work on my androgyny. __________________ *Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginitive.* ~ Oscar Wilde

07-16-2009, 11:50 AM	#4
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I prefer the term "kept man" mesself. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

07-16-2009, 02:35 PM	#6
Pensive Monkey Purveyor of Brilliance Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The dimpled chin of Illinois. Posts: 72	I like to call mine "baby daddy." That's about all he's good for. __________________ *Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginitive.* ~ Oscar Wilde

07-16-2009, 06:07 PM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I call Dazza my husband. I never use any of those other psudonyms. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-17-2009, 07:21 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Well, someone's got to do it, so... Let's see yer tits, PM. We actually have a thread for that, you know. Sorry, it's my job. It isn't like I want to be crude, but it's sort of expected of me by now. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-17-2009, 08:34 PM	#9
Pensive Monkey Purveyor of Brilliance Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The dimpled chin of Illinois. Posts: 72	I'm breastfeeding. I don't think you want to see them right now!! __________________ *Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginitive.* ~ Oscar Wilde

07-17-2009, 10:55 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I assure you, they do. You wouldn't even be the first, in fact. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-18-2009, 12:27 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Clodfobble is very wise... read and obey. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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