The Drunk Thread

smoothmoniker · 07-14-2009, 03:45 AM

For posting here when you have become drunkded. List the contributing factors.

Stella Artois X2
Vodka Tonic X4
Red Wine X2

The Smooooooove is hereby drunkded.

Aliantha · 07-14-2009, 03:57 AM

Hey...we already have a 'meaningless drunk thread' in nothingland somewhere.

I've just started on a glass of wine. I'm a long way off drunk yet, but I thought I'd just post here anyway.

smoothmoniker · 07-14-2009, 04:19 AM

too drunk to use the search tool

Undertoad · 07-14-2009, 04:26 AM

Beer wine AND vodka tonic?

this mixture does not sound like a good idea

07-14-2009, 04:37 AM

My rationale for drinking too much red wine is that I'm trying to ingest enough resveratrol to fuck cancer.

smoothmoniker · 07-14-2009, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Beer wine AND vodka tonic?

this mixture does not sound like a good idea

I was not my own bartender.

smoothmoniker · 07-14-2009, 11:13 AM

oh god. where's the morning after thread?

bluecuracao · 07-14-2009, 12:13 PM

Wow, you sure are an early-morning-after-riser! I would still have my pillow wrapped around my head.

smoothmoniker · 07-14-2009, 12:23 PM

I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.

Aliantha · 07-14-2009, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

oh god. where's the morning after thread?

We don't have one of those, and with good reason I suspect.

How could UT possibly afford the bandwidth required for that thread?

monster · 07-14-2009, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.

you need to lace their bedtime cocoa

capnhowdy · 07-15-2009, 07:42 AM

Damn!
Finally a thread that I can post in on a daily basis. And a topic in which I am highly knowledgeable and experienced. See you at 1700!

smoothmoniker · 07-15-2009, 12:02 PM

You know what they say.

It's always 8am somewhere!

Griff · 07-15-2009, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.

Man, you have this problem too?

ZenGum · 07-16-2009, 09:02 AM

Damn midgets. If they're not out re-enacting the crucifixion or gluing vacuum cleaner attachments to their genitals , they're yodeling randomly at hungover drunks. Cut it out, damn it.

And yes, I am presently qualified to post in this thread. Several and a half glasses of Riesling with the tuna steak and salad dinner. hmmm.

ETA and chocolate. lots of chocolate.

07-14-2009, 03:45 AM	#1
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	The Drunk Thread For posting here when you have become drunkded. List the contributing factors. Stella Artois X2 Vodka Tonic X4 Red Wine X2 The Smooooooove is hereby drunkded. __________________ to live and die in LA

07-14-2009, 03:57 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hey...we already have a 'meaningless drunk thread' in nothingland somewhere. I've just started on a glass of wine. I'm a long way off drunk yet, but I thought I'd just post here anyway. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-14-2009, 04:19 AM	#3
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	too drunk to use the search tool __________________ to live and die in LA

07-14-2009, 11:13 AM	#7
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	oh god. where's the morning after thread? __________________ to live and die in LA

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smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am. __________________ to live and die in LA

07-14-2009, 04:26 AM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Beer wine AND vodka tonic? this mixture does not sound like a good idea

07-14-2009, 04:37 AM	#5
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	My rationale for drinking too much red wine is that I'm trying to ingest enough resveratrol to fuck cancer.

07-14-2009, 12:13 PM	#8
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Wow, you sure are an early-morning-after-riser! I would still have my pillow wrapped around my head.

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capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Damn! Finally a thread that I can post in on a daily basis. And a topic in which I am highly knowledgeable and experienced. See you at 1700! __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-15-2009, 12:02 PM	#13
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	You know what they say. It's always 8am somewhere! __________________ to live and die in LA

07-16-2009, 09:02 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Damn midgets. If they're not out re-enacting the crucifixion or gluing vacuum cleaner attachments to their genitals , they're yodeling randomly at hungover drunks. Cut it out, damn it. And yes, I am presently qualified to post in this thread. Several and a half glasses of Riesling with the tuna steak and salad dinner. hmmm. ETA and chocolate. lots of chocolate. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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