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Your Bartender
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. . . . your mom and your wife start comparing notes.
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05-31-2009, 10:58 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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...they call in for your arrest record.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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05-31-2009, 11:34 PM
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Gone and done
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. . . the dog barks, proving that you were, in fact, there on the night of the 15th.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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06-01-2009, 05:17 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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...the Zombies come to get you.
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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06-01-2009, 06:00 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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someone checks your expenses claim....
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06-01-2009, 08:25 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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...your sister tells your mom about the ass pic you posted on teh Cellar.
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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06-02-2009, 01:31 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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... your "friends" post the video on YouTube....
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-02-2009, 02:27 AM
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... fun = frequency, urgency, and nocturia.
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06-02-2009, 02:34 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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... her parents find out ...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-02-2009, 02:54 AM
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... pictures surface of the priest kissing his girlfriend.
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06-03-2009, 01:17 AM
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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06-02-2009, 06:56 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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...Obama appoints a 31 year old to "fix" the GM company.
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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06-02-2009, 04:33 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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you realise you're in Bat country!
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