What's mildly amusing you today?

[Griff]

whs

We're packing this planet with people and cameras, a moments privacy is becoming a dear thing.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Griff

whs

We're packing this planet with people and cameras, a moments privacy is becoming a dear thing.

Even fucking in the woods is off the menu with trail cameras these days.

I guess there's a gizmo that detects cameras and apparently an app as well

[nowhereman]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Even fucking in the woods is off the menu with trail cameras these days.

Years back, a nature photographer friend was up in a tree waiting for whatever came down the trail. Hears voices, giggling etc, two people come down the trail with a blanket and proceed to go at it right under his tree. He said if she had opened her eyes, she would have seen him about 10 feet straight above them.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Or she did open her eyes, which triggered her orgasm.

[classicman]

I have a six panel front door with the top two panels being glass.
I recently taped paper over the windows as I'm sick of people frequently peeking inside through them. WTF?

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by classicman

I have a six panel front door with the top two panels being glass.
I recently taped paper over the windows as I'm sick of people frequently peeking inside through them. WTF?

WTF, indeed? Apartment, I'm thinking?

Perhaps you should explain how close to death these people are when they do that.

[classicman]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

WTF, indeed? Apartment, I'm thinking?

Perhaps you should explain how close to death these people are when they do that.

Nope, I bought this place over 20 years ago. I live in a townhome community. I NEVER had an issue with this till about 6 months ago. Gotta admit, the paper is working pretty well. Once I have them all trained properly perhaps I can remove it.

[xoxoxoBruce]

I suggest you put up a large pornographic picture where someone would have to make an effort to look directly in the window to see. If they bitch, it means they were making that effort, and should be bitch slapped.

[orthodoc]

Turnabout is fair play.

Besides, if you can't have a bonk in your own woods without it turning up on social media, it's time to get creative and shut the asshats down.

[Undertoad]

A webcam trained at the windows, with a monitor right there, showing their face back, as they look in.

[classicman]

I just walk in my house nekkid now - that ought to scare them... or blind them.

[Gravdigr]

[monster]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/e...s-201003302602

[xoxoxoBruce]

I would contribute to the Save the Fannydongball campaign.

[infinite monkey]

So, just snippets from some punk ass punk, maybe 17 years old, skinny deliverance type dude...who decided to sit with this chick in the chairs right next to where I'm set up at the library. He hasn't stopped talking for one second. Not one second. The girl intersperses with "huh. yeah. no. huh."

I want to say to the girl "are you really buying this bag of shit?"

I made sure my headphones were unplugged and my volume was just high enough on my laptop and I played the theme from Deliverance...made myself laugh, anyway, but this kid was oblivious.

Will he ever shut the fuck up? Will he fix his night vision glasses? Will he drink from the empty bottle of jagermeister that's in his house?

OH, they're leaving "you wanna come to my house?" "Uh, yeah." Still talking as they descend the staircase. So romantic.

Yeah, I been shot at and shot. I know what it's like. I'm not afraid to shoot someone. He's mad at me because I broke up with his stepdaughter. He wants to beat my ass. So I tell him if he shows up at my house he'll have a 22 in his face. I ain't afraid to shoot no one. I know what it's like

Do you know my sister?

I was beat with a belt. I was so high. The thing was, it was my belt. Yeah, I was so high, and I was laying like this.

Do you know my uncle?

Do you know Mike Hicks?

Hey, look at this thing on my neck. 'Cause my dad was in the military. Yeah.

I was pissed, man. I stood up, and psssshhh, I was like what. No you ain't. See, these hook together with this thing. So I put the dog tags on and he was cold. And walking home is gonna be real cold.

You ever been stabbed? I been stabbed right here.

Do you know John? Yeah, he drinks a lot. So he comes over and gets really drunk and smokes and he gets weird man, weird.

The cops came right into school and arrested me. Right in front of everybody. My girlfriend came up and slapped me, then she was hugging me saying she'd be waiting for me, which could mean she'd wait for me to get out of jail or meaning she'd be waiting for me to kick my ass or something.

Yeah. So, I forgot what I was gonna say about the bike. I was riding Neil around town on my bike, and I didn't have my night vision glasses but I used to have them and I went into a dark alley and like I had ten dollars for some spray paint and some dude said my bike was too bright...then he goes 'are those night vision goggles' and i was like 'yeah' and he wanted to try them so he put them on I shined a bright light in his face and now they don't work anymore...I can't see out of the middle of them. I got a pair from the military.

There was a possum, I knowed it was a possum 'cause they got that face!