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Old 09-26-2012, 07:56 AM   #1
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When ineptitude becomes comedy one can't help but be amused. It's an incredulous, bewildered, dumbfounded, head-shaking kind of amused, but amused nonetheless.

Even as I watch the Keystone Cops run this office into the ground, I laugh and I laugh. What else can I do? :clownsmilie:
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:32 AM   #2
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"What's mildly amusing you today?"

Group hugs.

HA!
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:32 PM   #3
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*guffaw*
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Old 10-11-2012, 02:18 PM   #4
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A student was in T's office and I told E: I think it's really nice of Scatman Crothers to stop in to talk to T for a while. (He sounded like him.)

Blank look. Well, she's young.

Then M (aka self-proclaimed end-all be-all expert on all things pop culture) comes along. He'll get it.

Blank look.

WHAAAAAAA? Hong Kong Phooey? The Shining? Twilight Zone: The Movie? Chico and the freaking MAN?

Sigh. Youngsters.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D403c...38AD03BF347AA3
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Old 10-30-2012, 08:35 AM   #5
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A student was in T's office and I told E: I think it's really nice of Scatman Crothers to stop in to talk to T for a while. (He sounded like him.)

Blank look. Well, she's young.

Then M (aka self-proclaimed end-all be-all expert on all things pop culture) comes along. He'll get it.

Blank look.

WHAAAAAAA? Hong Kong Phooey? The Shining? Twilight Zone: The Movie? Chico and the freaking MAN?

Sigh. Youngsters.

Scatman is IN DA HOUSE!
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Old 10-14-2012, 01:32 PM   #6
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You can tell a person's age by whether they try to give you detailed directions to an address...
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Old 10-14-2012, 07:05 PM   #7
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True.

Reminds me of a very recent story. Our new neighbor (young guy) was leaving his parents house in upstate New York, near Albany, after a trip to pick up some furniture, and decided to rely on their GPS to get him back to DC. It took him due north initially, and he thought that was curious but decided to follow the directions because he thought it might know a better route. After driving for two hours deep into Vermont, he decided to look at a real map, because it just seemed wrong. The GPS had taken him in basically the opposite direction and he had to retrace his route, adding 4 hours to his trip.
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:00 AM   #8
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the google logo is pretty damn cute today. just keep clicking on the down stripey thing. fun for all.
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:19 AM   #9
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Hmmmm. What google logo are you seeing? This is what I'm seeing:
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:38 AM   #10
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Reminds me of a very recent story. Our new neighbor (young guy) was leaving his parents house in upstate New York, near Albany, after a trip to pick up some furniture, and decided to rely on their GPS to get him back to DC. It took him due north initially, and he thought that was curious but decided to follow the directions because he thought it might know a better route. After driving for two hours deep into Vermont, he decided to look at a real map, because it just seemed wrong. The GPS had taken him in basically the opposite direction and he had to retrace his route, adding 4 hours to his trip.
Maybe he mistyped it as BC, and the GPS was just taking him to British Columbia like he'd asked?
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:57 AM   #11
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User error seems most likely, since it was a device he wasn't familiar with.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:33 AM   #12
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re gps, young driver, unfamiliar territory...

Eldest son was gifted a new to him truck a couple years ago, here in Washington. He was understandably excited, and was looking forward to driving back to school in New York. We met at a coffee shop on his way back east at about mile one. I bought breakfast, checked in with him about the state of the truck, etc. He was undertaking this cross country trip with ample, no, a superabundance of confidence and enthusiasm. This was good, except it didn't make much room for, you know... reality.

I followed him to the nearest gas station where I filled up his tank, bought a few quarts of oil and an atlas. He'd intended to take this trip with his iPhone as his only map. What if the battery dies? What if you sit on it and crack it? What if what if what if, etc. Here. Take this map. Do it for me, please. He did, bless his heart, and he made the trip ok (one call for towing and another call for a failed ignition switch/steering column repair). I don't remember getting a call about being lost though.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:21 AM   #13
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http://www.google.com/


Try this one....it's animated
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:22 AM   #14
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It's still that same image. Can you copy it and paste it?
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:24 AM   #15
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It is? when I click on it it goes to the animated google thingy.

I have google chrome. do you have that?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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