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Old 04-27-2009, 07:29 PM   #1
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I ripped that from a George Carlin stand up routine I heard many years ago. Guess I should have wrapped it in quote tags and rolled credits. Jesus.
Nothing personal, capn. Your post just sparked a thought I've had for a while.
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Old 04-27-2009, 12:34 PM   #2
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i agree.

i. personally have never encountered any fishy tacos. my sample may be small, and i may be picky.....but....yeah. that's pretty gross.

the closest thing i experienced was more of an italian hoagie-esque BO smell. ...no one you know...

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Old 04-27-2009, 12:38 PM   #3
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lol
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Old 04-27-2009, 01:07 PM   #4
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This is a cleverly disguised clone thread, isn't it?
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Old 04-27-2009, 01:33 PM   #5
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That whole 'fishy' thing really pisses me off as well. As a young woman growing up I was fucking neurotic about how I may or may not smell. Because of lads constantly making references to the fishy thing (not about me...just generally about girls). Made me very uncomfortable about the whole thing. In fact I still am. I am still deeply uncomfortable about letting a guy (even one much loved) go down on me. And that is mainly because of being made to feel that way about female genitalia whilst growing up. Just the very thought that there might be an unpleasant smell (how would I know?) put me off.

Growing up as a girl, you spend an awful lot of your life being given some very strange and confusing messages. On the one hand, it would appear that the main reason lads want you is for your lady garden...on the other hand the lady garden is characterised as smelly and ridiculous.
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:06 PM   #6
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That whole 'fishy' thing really pisses me off as well...
OK we get it. No need to keep carping about it!

(May get crucified this time)
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:11 AM   #7
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OK we get it. No need to keep carping about it!

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Well you've covered the fishes, but you have to get around to the loaves before the crucifixion.
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:54 AM   #8
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Well you've covered the fishes, but you have to get around to the loaves before the crucifixion.
How much bread did you want for your fish?
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:34 AM   #9
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i doubt i will find an etymology for "queef" even in the oed, but my guess is it arose as a sort-of-onomatopoeic word for the sound/event it refers to (when a penis forces air out of a vagina). i know of no other meaning for the word, nor of any more 'proper' term for the same thing (unless you wanna try "vaginal flatulence" haha. i don't), nor have i seen the word habitually used in some way that would give it some secondary color or connotation that would justify a guilt-by-association prejudice against it (i myself hate the word "cunt" for just this reason, because i have most often heard it used to call a woman a 'cunt', and almost invariably by the sort of guys who hate women and probably hit their wives. e.g. "i can't believe that CUNT called the cops on me. i should've blacked BOTH her eyes!").
is this like my prejudice against 'cunt'? or am i missing something? :p
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Old 04-27-2009, 01:58 PM   #10
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Maybe not smelly, but it is ridiculous and so is the penis. What a ridiculous design. Any engineering student could do better.

Who came up with the idea of putting our urine output holes right there as a part of our genitals? I guess there was to be only one male thingie for all fluids to come out of, but that's no excuse for the female.

They could have routed the urine to the anus. And then it would fulfill a cleaning function as well. But no. I suspect a committee design.
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:19 PM   #11
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They could have routed the urine to the anus. And then it would fulfill a cleaning function as well. But no. I suspect a committee design.
that would sting like teh devil if you had piles though....
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:25 PM   #12
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Ok. For those who don't belong to the comedians guild, the punchline is "Who else would run waste water through a recreation area?"
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:40 PM   #13
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Ok. For those who don't belong to the comedians guild, the punchline is "Who else would run waste water through a recreation area?"
That is the only Urban Planning joke on record.

Holding a degree in Geography and Planning, I know this.
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Old 04-27-2009, 03:30 PM   #14
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They could have routed the urine to the anus. And then it would fulfill a cleaning function as well. But no. I suspect a committee design.
I think that'd be oversimplifying things... one of the functions of the colon is to absorb liquid from the solid waste. Still, I'm sure something could be arranged... there must be some bright graduate student out there looking for a dissertation topic for a PhD in genetic engineering...
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:14 PM   #15
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dana: my own experience is thus --i'v only heard young twits and asian women make fish jokes. having been near a female once or twice myself, i can say the only thing that's ever smelled bad to me is sweat, and that was only once (hint --no matter how horny you are, never let a guy go down on you if you've been wearing some sort of heavy tights all day). like mtp said, a bad smell is a sign of a problem. but if there's no problem, you shouldn't worry about it. spoken bluntly --i like the smell, i like the taste, and if i could shave with pussy juice every morning that'd be fine with me if i were you i wouldn't worry about it. (and don't douche btw. it screws up the natural balance of things and actually throws the smell off itself. leave douching to the hookers)
and yes, it is in some sense true that the coochie is our first concern (since i'm just getting a list of humorous terms and few actual preferences, i'm just gonna use whatever term pops into my head). this is true for most of us, whether we admit it or not, otherwise we'd have no preference between male and female. that said, however, once some guy has picked you out of the thousands of females around, i'd say there's probably more to it than just _that. :p
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