Have a Blessed day - Page 3

Shawnee123 · 04-21-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

You should come and work over here. No one says have a blessed day. lol They might not tell you to have a great day, but you're almost certain to get a 'fuck' in there somewhere.

And dammit, that's how it should be. :p

Cloud · 04-21-2009, 09:58 AM

and wouldn't we all rather have a great Fucking day?

or, possibly, that thing with the vigorous anal sex, but I won't push it . . .

Queen of the Ryche · 04-21-2009, 12:49 PM

"Shine on you crazy diamond" and see what happens. I could start a new movement, or maybe a new religion.

I'd join.

To get out of jury duty, I end all of my replies with "as it is written in the Prophecy."

lumberjim · 04-21-2009, 01:08 PM

day two:

oh, look at that. I missed her call again.

this time, the message gives some indication about the nature of her need. She wants to ask me about refinancing her loan to get a lower monthly payment.

.....time goes by.....

I called her back, and she answered on the first ring.
..answered her questions.....told her i can't re fi her...she has to go do that on her own....

oh well.....that's that then.

Trilby · 04-21-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

..answered her questions.....told her i can't re fi her...she has to go do that on her own....

so does it still qualify as a blessed day if she has to do it on her own? or does it now revert to a 'fuck-ed day' - ?

SteveDallas · 04-21-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

so does it still qualify as a blessed day if she has to do it on her own? or does it now revert to a 'fuck-ed day' - ?

That's a great point. I mean you might presume that this saying is offered in a spirit of generosity. However, specifying that any one particular day should be blessed implies that at least some of the other days were NOT blessed. And, to my way of thinking, that kind of contradicts the concept of infinite grace and mercy. "Do justice, love kindness, and walk humbly with your God, except on those days that aren't blessed. Then you're just fucked all to hell."

Undertoad · 04-21-2009, 01:11 PM

In French, "blesser" (BLESS-say) means "to wound".

"Vous me blessez" (Voo meh BLESS-say) = You hurt me

ironic, non?

lumberjim · 04-21-2009, 01:17 PM

no....we speak English

no irony involved. just arrogance and stupidity trying to foist itself off as being intellectual.

Undertoad · 04-21-2009, 01:19 PM

How dare you.

lumberjim · 04-21-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

How dare you.

Oh, I dare, sir.

I do dare.

Indeed I do.

dare.

sir

Sundae · 04-21-2009, 03:32 PM

If she has blessings to bestow, perhaps she could bless me.

What's that?
I'm already blessed with beauty, brains and boobies?

You're right.
She can stick her spiritual sort of blessings up her blessed arse.

Elspode · 04-21-2009, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

What's that?
I'm already blessed with beauty, brains and boobies?

Sweetie, if you were any more blessed with those things, you'd be required to start your own religion.

Trilby · 04-21-2009, 03:33 PM

I believe someone said "forgive 70 times unto 7" so that equal to 490 times to be forgiven. I probably ran out of forgiveness in my mid-twenties.

anyway - have a blessed day.

SteveDallas · 04-21-2009, 10:19 PM

You jade!!!

Trilby · 04-22-2009, 03:12 PM

I am a cynical jade. The "blessed day" smacks of Christianity to me.

Call me what you will but I am nothing if not sincere when I curse you. (and, truly I say, I curse none)

I just don't want a certain diety's blessing...so shoot me. or hang me...or make me do the "if she weighs the same as a duck..." thing.

oh, I WISH i weighed the same as a duck....

eta: when jim uses 'cock' in a message, i know he REALLY means it. saying "have a blessed day" is like saying "have a good day!"

cliche, cliche, cliche, and LAZY. Like, "I'm all saved and good and going to heaven and shit coz I blessed everyone!"

yeah. some people don't NEED blessings. they need something else.

04-21-2009, 09:58 AM	#2
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	and wouldn't we all rather have a great Fucking day? or, possibly, that thing with the vigorous anal sex, but I won't push it . . . __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-21-2009, 12:49 PM	#3
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	"Shine on you crazy diamond" and see what happens. I could start a new movement, or maybe a new religion. I'd join. To get out of jury duty, I end all of my replies with "as it is written in the Prophecy." __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-21-2009, 01:08 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	day two: oh, look at that. I missed her call again. this time, the message gives some indication about the nature of her need. She wants to ask me about refinancing her loan to get a lower monthly payment. .....time goes by..... I called her back, and she answered on the first ring. ..answered her questions.....told her i can't re fi her...she has to go do that on her own.... oh well.....that's that then. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-21-2009, 01:17 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no....we speak English no irony involved. just arrogance and stupidity trying to foist itself off as being intellectual. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-21-2009, 03:32 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If she has blessings to bestow, perhaps she could bless me. What's that? I'm already blessed with beauty, brains and boobies? You're right. She can stick her spiritual sort of blessings up her blessed arse. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-21-2009, 01:11 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	In French, "blesser" (BLESS-say) means "to wound". "Vous me blessez" (Voo meh BLESS-say) = You hurt me ironic, non?

04-21-2009, 01:19 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	How dare you.

04-21-2009, 03:33 PM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I believe someone said "forgive 70 times unto 7" so that equal to 490 times to be forgiven. I probably ran out of forgiveness in my mid-twenties. anyway - have a blessed day. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-21-2009, 10:19 PM	#14
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You jade!!!

04-22-2009, 03:12 PM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am a cynical jade. The "blessed day" smacks of Christianity to me. Call me what you will but I am nothing if not sincere when I curse you. (and, truly I say, I curse none) I just don't want a certain diety's blessing...so shoot me. or hang me...or make me do the "if she weighs the same as a duck..." thing. oh, I WISH i weighed the same as a duck.... eta: when jim uses 'cock' in a message, i know he REALLY means it. saying "have a blessed day" is like saying "have a good day!" cliche, cliche, cliche, and LAZY. Like, "I'm all saved and good and going to heaven and shit coz I blessed everyone!" yeah. some people don't NEED blessings. they need something else. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 04-22-2009 at 03:18 PM.

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