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11-06-2015, 09:46 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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My Kinsey score is a one-to-one correlation with how many millimeters of stubble a man has, so beards are right out. It's purely a personal hangup though, they can walk around with them in public all they want. I just don't want to have to touch them.
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11-06-2015, 10:12 AM
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The future is unwritten
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My beard is so disappointed.
 But it's 45 years old so I have no say in the matter.
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11-06-2015, 10:18 AM
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See. I would never call your beard trendy.
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11-06-2015, 11:40 AM
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11-06-2015, 03:14 PM
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The future is unwritten
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This is my fourth beard. This one lasted initially because it was a pissing match between my mother and myself. I won. usa usa usa.
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11-06-2015, 08:33 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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MY beards been pretty much the same for 20+ years - well kept. These damn kids and their trends are ruining it for the lazy among us
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11-08-2015, 06:37 AM
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Operations Operative
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My chin has not seen the light of day since 1979 ish. my two daughter have never seen me clean shaven.
If I tried shaving now I would probably end up scarred for life 
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11-08-2015, 09:03 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I wonder if it was the beard, itself, or the color.
I've traveled with my Mom who was a red-head, and the attention paid to her hair was impressive, particularly by kids. Recently I read an article about beliefs and discrimination towards red-heads in European art, and Wikipedia devotes space to the (negative) beliefs among some cultures (here) |
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11-28-2015, 04:50 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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11-06-2015, 09:40 PM
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I can hear my ears
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I had a customer tug on my beard yesterday. She said it was a dangerous beard. She was insane.
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11-08-2015, 12:28 AM
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I can hear my ears
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Reflecting on that incident... The beard tug occurred during the introduction... Her salesman is a younger, shorter version of me, red beard and all. I call him mini me.... And she had been razzing him about his... She did apologize for doing it toward the end of our interaction... I expect she looked back on it and realized that that was an abnormal thing to do. I wasn't offended, and it didn't hurt... It was, in fact, very much like a firm hand shake greeting. I take back saying that she was insane. I think she was just impulsive.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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hah!
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12-14-2015, 11:18 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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12-30-2015, 10:24 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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The 'rents and me out for dinner, Christmas Eve.
Not a great photo of me - the flash catches my face powder and makes me look two-tone in a way I really wasn't (and other photos bear this out.) But it's worth closer inspection. I'm not the only unhappy one in this photo. Jesus is unhappy too.
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