You can't do nice things for people!

Flint · 02-27-2009, 06:29 PM

So I'm pulling out of the Wendy's with a big bag of burgers and I see this guy sitting at the bus stop, and I figure hey, I bet this guy could use a burger. So I grab a burger and toss it to him out the window, but, I guess he didn't see it coming (nobody expects a free burger!) so I yell, "Hey, bro!"

So he turns around and right at that moment the incoming burger hits him right in the face. Now, by this time I've pulled out and I'm on my way down the road, but, get this: I look in my rearview mirror and the guy is yelling at me! He's all mad. And I'm like "Hey, I just gave you a free burger!"

Please note: this is not a true story.

DanaC · 02-27-2009, 06:42 PM

See, ungrateful bastards like that are why nobody should give a shit.

Shawnee123 · 02-27-2009, 07:04 PM

Puh...entitlement mentality.

HungLikeJesus · 02-27-2009, 07:08 PM

So, I'm sitting at the bus stop in front of Wendy's this afternoon and I hear some guy yell, "Hey, bro!" ...

DanaC · 02-27-2009, 07:15 PM

lol nicely done HLJ

jinx · 02-27-2009, 07:19 PM

I hope he sues.

lumberjim · 02-27-2009, 07:34 PM

i give bums pizzas all the time. 'cept i make sure they want it first.

monster · 02-27-2009, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Please note: this is not a true story.

lumberjim · 02-27-2009, 07:43 PM

yeh. i sar et

monster · 02-27-2009, 09:02 PM

no u di'int

lumberjim · 02-27-2009, 09:03 PM

i deed. jinx sho'ed meh

ZenGum · 02-28-2009, 12:04 AM

He never said which bit wasn't true.

Truth be told, the Flintsville police are now investigating their third headless hobo in what the press are calling the spinning pizza killings.

bluecuracao · 02-28-2009, 02:09 AM

Dude, I wait at bus stops and I'd be pissed off too if you threw a damn Wendy's burger at my face.

Now, if it was from Burger King.....

Trilby · 02-28-2009, 07:56 AM

This is what is fundamentally wrong with Flint's attitude toward life. You can't just chuck a burger at some poor, unsuspecting sap. You have to isolate and study him before you can understand the type of burger that will best assist him on his lonely, but essentially vital, road to self-discovery.

Flint. Chucking random burgers! As if!

Trilby · 02-28-2009, 07:58 AM

PS - also, his story reads like a Jack Handey blurb.

02-27-2009, 06:29 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You can't do nice things for people! So I'm pulling out of the Wendy's with a big bag of burgers and I see this guy sitting at the bus stop, and I figure hey, I bet this guy could use a burger. So I grab a burger and toss it to him out the window, but, I guess he didn't see it coming (nobody expects a free burger!) so I yell, "Hey, bro!" So he turns around and right at that moment the incoming burger hits him right in the face. Now, by this time I've pulled out and I'm on my way down the road, but, get this: I look in my rearview mirror and the guy is yelling at me! He's all mad. And I'm like "Hey, I just gave you a free burger!" Please note: this is not a true story. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-27-2009, 07:04 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Puh...entitlement mentality. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-27-2009, 07:08 PM	#4
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	So, I'm sitting at the bus stop in front of Wendy's this afternoon and I hear some guy yell, "Hey, bro!" ... __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-27-2009, 07:19 PM	#6
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I hope he sues. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

02-27-2009, 07:34 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i give bums pizzas all the time. 'cept i make sure they want it first. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-27-2009, 06:42 PM	#2
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	See, ungrateful bastards like that are why nobody should give a shit.

02-27-2009, 07:15 PM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	lol nicely done HLJ

02-27-2009, 07:43 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeh. i sar et __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-27-2009, 09:02 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	no u di'int __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-27-2009, 09:03 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i deed. jinx sho'ed meh __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-28-2009, 12:04 AM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	He never said which bit wasn't true. Truth be told, the Flintsville police are now investigating their third headless hobo in what the press are calling the spinning pizza killings. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-28-2009, 02:09 AM	#13
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Dude, I wait at bus stops and I'd be pissed off too if you threw a damn Wendy's burger at my face. Now, if it was from Burger King.....

02-28-2009, 07:56 AM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	This is what is fundamentally wrong with Flint's attitude toward life. You can't just chuck a burger at some poor, unsuspecting sap. You have to isolate and study him before you can understand the type of burger that will best assist him on his lonely, but essentially vital, road to self-discovery. Flint. Chucking random burgers! As if! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-28-2009, 07:58 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	PS - also, his story reads like a Jack Handey blurb. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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