Need some training advice :) - Page 3

monster · 01-18-2009, 08:36 PM

Misty, have you tried wrapping it in Bacon? most people will eat pretty much anything wrapped in bacon and enjoy it. A vegetarian alternative might be melting a slice of sharp cheddar on top. Thinking about it, perhaps you might have more luck with your question in the food forum?

as for training men, marry them, stop fucking them, hide the TV remote and put a pron nanny on your interwebz access and they'll do pretty much anything and enjoy it....

xoxoxoBruce · 01-18-2009, 08:40 PM

I refuse to believe Beest has been tamed.

jinx · 01-18-2009, 08:41 PM

What about swatting him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when he doesn't eat cum?

bleh

Wickedly_Tasteful · 01-18-2009, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Misty, have you tried wrapping it in Bacon? most people will eat pretty much anything wrapped in bacon and enjoy it.

Totally...my hubby will eat anything wrapped in bacon or has melted cheese on it...just try it that way LOL

lumberjim · 01-18-2009, 08:41 PM

cheddar spam bacon spam and cum
spam cum cum spam cheddar and bacon
cum cheddar bacon spam cum and spam

monster · 01-18-2009, 08:47 PM

you need to put it in one of those little condiment cups (condoment cup?) and give hime some breaded mozzarella sticks or spicy chicken wings ..... or maybe Tostitos (testitos?)

lumberjim · 01-18-2009, 08:51 PM

down with the cum eating meme!

monster · 01-18-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

down with the cum eating meme!

what about the eat-a-dick meme? Does the captain go down with the ship? :p

footfootfoot · 01-18-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

what about the eat-a-dick meme? Does the captain go down with the ship? :p

On the ship. The captain goes down on the ship. (At least in Vol. 2 of Cum Guzzling sailors)

monster · 01-18-2009, 09:16 PM

....but, you know... in these days of economic depression.... well, it's a free renewable protein source.... and low calorie too, if certain women's magazines are to be believed....

Aliantha · 01-18-2009, 09:36 PM

We all produce pee and poo too, but there's not a large proportion of the community that consumes those.

monster · 01-18-2009, 09:36 PM

Perhaps it just needs an image overhaul/product relaunch.. How about "Maviare -the lo-cal protein drink for today's man"

Undertoad · 01-18-2009, 09:48 PM

Misty's take on it was "Why would you expect someone to eat something you've made if you, yourself won't eat it?" So if he hocks up a ball of phlegm and eats it, she has to as well. It only seems fair.

Aliantha · 01-18-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Misty's take on it was "Why would you expect someone to eat something you've made if you, yourself won't eat it?" So if he hocks up a ball of phlegm and eats it, she has to as well. It only seems fair.

Mmmm...communal phlegm...slides down just like an oyster...Mmmmm....

(I think I just made myself feel sick)

classicman · 01-18-2009, 09:48 PM

ewwwwwwwww... please just make it stop

01-18-2009, 08:36 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Misty, have you tried wrapping it in Bacon? most people will eat pretty much anything wrapped in bacon and enjoy it. A vegetarian alternative might be melting a slice of sharp cheddar on top. Thinking about it, perhaps you might have more luck with your question in the food forum? as for training men, marry them, stop fucking them, hide the TV remote and put a pron nanny on your interwebz access and they'll do pretty much anything and enjoy it.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2009, 08:40 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I refuse to believe Beest has been tamed. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-18-2009, 08:41 PM	#3
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	What about swatting him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when he doesn't eat cum? bleh __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-18-2009, 08:41 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	cheddar spam bacon spam and cum spam cum cum spam cheddar and bacon cum cheddar bacon spam cum and spam __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-18-2009, 08:47 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you need to put it in one of those little condiment cups (condoment cup?) and give hime some breaded mozzarella sticks or spicy chicken wings ..... or maybe Tostitos (testitos?) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2009, 08:51 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	down with the cum eating meme! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-18-2009, 09:16 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	....but, you know... in these days of economic depression.... well, it's a free renewable protein source.... and low calorie too, if certain women's magazines are to be believed.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2009, 09:36 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	We all produce pee and poo too, but there's not a large proportion of the community that consumes those. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-18-2009, 09:48 PM	#13
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Misty's take on it was "Why would you expect someone to eat something you've made if you, yourself won't eat it?" So if he hocks up a ball of phlegm and eats it, she has to as well. It only seems fair.

01-18-2009, 09:48 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	ewwwwwwwww... please just make it stop __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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