Need Some Help

Big Sarge · 12-15-2008, 09:39 PM

I'm lonely and I miss my ex terribly. I'm ready to tell her I will leave the military and come home to stay if she will take me back. I'm working on a video of special moments of our life together. I need a sappy, tear jerking song for the background. Does anyone have suggestions for a good "I miss you & want to come home" song?

Aliantha · 12-15-2008, 09:42 PM

A big hit over here at the moment is "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz. I think it's a lovely song. Bought the album in fact, only to find that it's not his usual style of music. I like the rest of the CD though, so it wasn't a total waste.

Anyway, it's not a power ballad and might help to make your little movie less corny and more heart jerky.

HungLikeJesus · 12-15-2008, 10:03 PM

How about the Jimmy Buffet classic "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"

I'm sorry, that was rude.

Undertoad · 12-15-2008, 10:25 PM

Ah, glorified memories of the ex. In the human male, these can be fatal. What you really need is an immediate replacement, something else to fixate on. I recommend some quality porn, stat! Have you been to redtube.com?

Pie · 12-15-2008, 10:32 PM

I like this one .

(Sorry! I know, I'm gonna burn in hell...)

Flint · 12-15-2008, 10:36 PM

For a situation like this, I don't think you could do any better than this song. Except maybe this.

Pie · 12-15-2008, 10:41 PM

Flint, delivery's good, but you gotta work on the timing.

Flint · 12-15-2008, 10:45 PM

Something about being a drummer... Uh... I guess it's not a flam unless the timestamp is on the same digit.

footfootfoot · 12-15-2008, 11:06 PM

Totally Sarge, PM me your address and I will mail you a "healing mix CD" of what I call "Music to Breakup By"

It will help erase all the unhealthy hallucinations and illusions of so called "Happier Times." It has a 99.9% success rate at making you remember you are glad you are single BECAUSE...
when you are single the world is your oyster. (Except in months without an R.)

Big Sarge · 12-16-2008, 12:11 AM

It is after midnight & I am drunk on vodka & pain pills. I like the suggestions, but I might better wait till in the morning to make a firm decision.

I just wish Sundae Girl was closer. Now thats somebody that could make me forget my problems.

Trilby · 12-16-2008, 09:22 AM

Ah, vodka and pain pills...my ambrosia and personal kryptonite....good times, good times. How is your head this morning my friend?

Rest awhile, plenty of fluids, maybe a gatorade or similar, something salty, and no thinking and NO actions (esp. phone calls) until your brain stabilizes. Maybe not even then. A big, handsome alpha male like you----girls galore! Look forward, sweetie. The best is yet to be. :hugs:

Big Sarge · 12-16-2008, 10:11 AM

Lord, I think my head is going to explode. Vodka & Lortabs are wicked, even worse than absynthe.

Trilby · 12-16-2008, 11:09 AM

TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF TODAY!!! Like you are in the ICU!!!~

Rest, rest, rest, funny TV if you can stand the noise of it, soup, fluids, fluids, fluids....love yourself. You are lovable! I have sooooooo been where you are now. Hell, just last week I was there!! heartache, lonliness, lortabs and vodka are a nasty brew. Is there a friend nearby who can help right now?

dar512 · 12-16-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Lord, I think my head is going to explode. Vodka & Lortabs are wicked, even worse than absynthe.

Ahhh. There's your problem. Everyone knows that absynthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Pie · 12-16-2008, 12:36 PM

dar, I thought it was fungus.

12-15-2008, 09:39 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Need Some Help I'm lonely and I miss my ex terribly. I'm ready to tell her I will leave the military and come home to stay if she will take me back. I'm working on a video of special moments of our life together. I need a sappy, tear jerking song for the background. Does anyone have suggestions for a good "I miss you & want to come home" song? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-15-2008, 09:42 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	A big hit over here at the moment is "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz. I think it's a lovely song. Bought the album in fact, only to find that it's not his usual style of music. I like the rest of the CD though, so it wasn't a total waste. Anyway, it's not a power ballad and might help to make your little movie less corny and more heart jerky. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-15-2008, 10:03 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	How about the Jimmy Buffet classic "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?" I'm sorry, that was rude. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-15-2008, 10:32 PM	#5
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I like this one . (Sorry! I know, I'm gonna burn in hell...) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-15-2008, 10:36 PM	#6
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	For a situation like this, I don't think you could do any better than this song. Except maybe this. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-15-2008, 10:25 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Ah, glorified memories of the ex. In the human male, these can be fatal. What you really need is an immediate replacement, something else to fixate on. I recommend some quality porn, stat! Have you been to redtube.com?

12-15-2008, 10:41 PM	#7
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Flint, delivery's good, but you gotta work on the timing. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-15-2008, 10:45 PM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Something about being a drummer... Uh... I guess it's not a flam unless the timestamp is on the same digit. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-15-2008, 11:06 PM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Totally Sarge, PM me your address and I will mail you a "healing mix CD" of what I call "Music to Breakup By" It will help erase all the unhealthy hallucinations and illusions of so called "Happier Times." It has a 99.9% success rate at making you remember you are glad you are single BECAUSE... when you are single the world is your oyster. (Except in months without an R.) __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-16-2008, 12:11 AM	#10
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	It is after midnight & I am drunk on vodka & pain pills. I like the suggestions, but I might better wait till in the morning to make a firm decision. I just wish Sundae Girl was closer. Now thats somebody that could make me forget my problems. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-16-2008, 09:22 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ah, vodka and pain pills...my ambrosia and personal kryptonite....good times, good times. How is your head this morning my friend? Rest awhile, plenty of fluids, maybe a gatorade or similar, something salty, and no thinking and NO actions (esp. phone calls) until your brain stabilizes. Maybe not even then. A big, handsome alpha male like you----girls galore! Look forward, sweetie. The best is yet to be. :hugs: __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 12-16-2008 at 09:34 AM.

12-16-2008, 10:11 AM	#12
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Lord, I think my head is going to explode. Vodka & Lortabs are wicked, even worse than absynthe. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-16-2008, 11:09 AM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF TODAY!!! Like you are in the ICU!!!~ Rest, rest, rest, funny TV if you can stand the noise of it, soup, fluids, fluids, fluids....love yourself. You are lovable! I have sooooooo been where you are now. Hell, just last week I was there!! heartache, lonliness, lortabs and vodka are a nasty brew. Is there a friend nearby who can help right now? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-16-2008, 12:36 PM	#15
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	dar, I thought it was fungus. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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