Puns - made up on the spot - Page 3

monster · 07-20-2016, 07:22 PM

But her fly wordplay was moth entertaining

lumberjim · 07-20-2016, 10:09 PM

:bows to the master:

footfootfoot · 07-21-2016, 09:07 AM

A stinging defeat.

lumberjim · 07-21-2016, 12:31 PM

I just had a customer named 'Pun T Wil**ms' Asian lady.

Gravdigr · 07-21-2016, 01:17 PM

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Carruthers · 08-02-2016, 11:40 AM

I once heard some archive audio from the 1930s/40s uttered by a stuffed shirt on BBC radio in which he described the pun as 'the lowest form of humour'.
I immediately warmed to the art form.
At work once, puns were the order of the day and were very entertaining. Well, we had very boring jobs.
Anyway, I suggested that we concentrated on a new pun each day.
I thought we could call it our current pun.

footfootfoot · 08-02-2016, 03:21 PM

I prefer my buns with cinnamon and sugar, and currents in soda bread.

monster · 08-04-2016, 01:17 PM

These are half-baked, gentlemen. You butter up the quality before this thread is pastry-demption

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monster · 08-10-2016, 08:20 PM

pleonastic sesquipedalian.

07-20-2016, 07:22 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	But her fly wordplay was moth entertaining __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-20-2016, 10:09 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	:bows to the master: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-21-2016, 09:07 AM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A stinging defeat. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-21-2016, 12:31 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I just had a customer named 'Pun T Wil**ms' Asian lady. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-21-2016, 01:17 PM	#5
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08-02-2016, 09:31 AM	#6
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08-02-2016, 11:40 AM	#7
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I once heard some archive audio from the 1930s/40s uttered by a stuffed shirt on BBC radio in which he described the pun as 'the lowest form of humour'. I immediately warmed to the art form. At work once, puns were the order of the day and were very entertaining. Well, we had very boring jobs. Anyway, I suggested that we concentrated on a new pun each day. I thought we could call it our current pun. __________________

08-02-2016, 03:21 PM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I prefer my buns with cinnamon and sugar, and currents in soda bread. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-04-2016, 01:17 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	These are half-baked, gentlemen. You butter up the quality before this thread is pastry-demption __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-10-2016, 01:33 PM	#10
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08-10-2016, 08:20 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	pleonastic sesquipedalian. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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