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10-31-2008, 11:14 AM | #16 |
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Nah - a resident of Fuck is surely a Fucker.
And I imagine it runs in the family. If your Mum and Dad are Fuckers, you'll probably be a Fucker too. And unless something happens to change things, you'll marry a Fucker. Making your children Fuckers. Generations of Fuckers, how cosy.
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10-31-2008, 11:36 AM | #17 |
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YABBUT
the town is called FuckING, not Fuck
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10-31-2008, 11:36 AM | #18 |
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Yeah - and I live in London and am called a Londoner!
You foreigner :p
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10-31-2008, 11:49 AM | #19 |
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!
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10-31-2008, 12:30 PM | #20 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Anyone remember Johnny Fuckerfaster? Baby's first dirty joke!
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10-31-2008, 12:35 PM | #21 |
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Fucker, Fuckinger. Fucking foreigners fucking up the Queen's Engerlish. All the same to me. Chris.
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10-31-2008, 01:10 PM | #22 |
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@SG
psst, who's Chris? Was that a quote, because I found it hilarious without even getting the reference.
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10-31-2008, 01:42 PM | #23 |
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Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck. You fucking fuck.
I once heard a joke (can't remember the joke itself, fuck!) in which the punchline went (something) like: "Well, I got a duck for a fuck, a fuck for a duck, and a twenty dollar bill for a fucked up duck."
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10-31-2008, 01:42 PM | #24 |
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thnort! I remember that joke, but only remember the punchline, too.
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10-31-2008, 01:49 PM | #25 | |
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Quote:
But LJ's clip featured Chris Rock sounding off at Jackie Chan, who simply stood there bemused.
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10-31-2008, 02:02 PM | #26 |
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No No. You guys have it all wrong. Locals are fucking townies.
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10-31-2008, 02:14 PM | #27 |
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I almost fucked a townie, in college.
@ SG, oh, missed the clip. The sound in my new office seems to emanate from somewhere near my tower, yet the speakers are on the desk, so listening to vids is out right now. But chris would have been funny, especially if you meant to say christ and missed the t.
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10-31-2008, 02:16 PM | #28 |
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Chris Tucker, Fucker.
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10-31-2008, 02:24 PM | #29 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
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You mean Christ ucker?
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10-31-2008, 04:51 PM | #30 |
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I love this Fucking thread! Wonder what Google will do with it?
BTW are the wee ones of this town calling Fucklings?
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