Quick Tips

Trilby · 10-26-2008, 05:57 PM

Always wear waterproof mascara to your intervention.

Sundae · 10-26-2008, 06:07 PM

If you've had a dicky tummy all day, don't think you can fart with abandon.

jinx · 10-26-2008, 06:11 PM

Brush your teeth before you get on the treadmill - or pick the one way over in the corner.

Trilby · 10-26-2008, 07:50 PM

whenever you're at a loss for words say, "that was a wicked googley!" and people will think you're smart or foreign or both.

Cicero · 10-26-2008, 07:55 PM

Don't re-tell the joke if you were the only person that laughed at it. They heard you the first time. It just wasn't funny.

jinx · 10-26-2008, 08:06 PM

Dial soap (bar) gets makeup stains out of clothing.

ZenGum · 10-29-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

whenever you're at a loss for words say, "that was a wicked googley!" and people will think you're smart or foreign or both.

I'd ask you who was bowling, and if it meant India were all out yet.

Shawnee123 · 10-29-2008, 10:23 AM

I guess you're not supposed to stick q-tips in your ear?

Pie · 10-29-2008, 10:55 AM

Don't try to rip off your hangnails.
And don't forget to moisturize!

ZenGum · 10-29-2008, 07:07 PM

When changing the oil in your car, replace the oil drain plug before pouring in the new oil.

Aliantha · 10-29-2008, 09:35 PM

When getting up during the night to pee, make sure the door you thought was open is in fact open before trying to walk through the doorway.

Cloud · 10-29-2008, 09:46 PM

baking soda mixed with liquid soap makes a great cheap exfoliator

Aliantha · 10-29-2008, 09:51 PM

Does it actually exfoliate or just deep clean and remove all the oils from your skin?

Treasenuak · 10-29-2008, 11:50 PM

Do NOT drop heavy objects directly onto your toes. It HURTS. You will limp for days.

zippyt · 10-29-2008, 11:57 PM

Do NOT try and Mix 3 part epoxy Grout if you do Not know what you are doing !!!!

Expensive and MESSSSY !!

10-26-2008, 05:57 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Quick Tips Always wear waterproof mascara to your intervention. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-26-2008, 06:07 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If you've had a dicky tummy all day, don't think you can fart with abandon. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-26-2008, 06:11 PM	#3
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Brush your teeth before you get on the treadmill - or pick the one way over in the corner. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-26-2008, 07:50 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	whenever you're at a loss for words say, "that was a wicked googley!" and people will think you're smart or foreign or both. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-26-2008, 07:55 PM	#5
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Don't re-tell the joke if you were the only person that laughed at it. They heard you the first time. It just wasn't funny. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-26-2008, 08:06 PM	#6
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Dial soap (bar) gets makeup stains out of clothing. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-29-2008, 10:23 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	quick q-tip I guess you're not supposed to stick q-tips in your ear? Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-29-2008, 10:55 AM	#9
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Don't try to rip off your hangnails. And don't forget to moisturize! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-29-2008, 07:07 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	When changing the oil in your car, replace the oil drain plug before pouring in the new oil. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-29-2008, 09:35 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	When getting up during the night to pee, make sure the door you thought was open is in fact open before trying to walk through the doorway. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-29-2008, 09:46 PM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	baking soda mixed with liquid soap makes a great cheap exfoliator __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-29-2008, 09:51 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Does it actually exfoliate or just deep clean and remove all the oils from your skin? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-29-2008, 11:50 PM	#14
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Do NOT drop heavy objects directly onto your toes. It HURTS. You will limp for days.

10-29-2008, 11:57 PM	#15
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Do NOT try and Mix 3 part epoxy Grout if you do Not know what you are doing !!!! Expensive and MESSSSY !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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