What's bumming your stone today?

footfootfoot · 10-08-2008, 10:13 PM

That would be, what exactly?

lumberjim · 10-08-2008, 11:34 PM

if there were just more threads that i could relay my frustrations on.....

I think that's what the cellar really needs. more whining and crying about personal trifles. It gives it such a real feeel. so very.......uhm......real.

my ingrown toenail this, my mean boss that....my stupid abusive spouse the other thing......

i

just

cant

get

enough of it.

moar.

plz

Trilby · 10-09-2008, 01:27 PM

I like this thread better.

Sheldonrs · 10-09-2008, 06:20 PM

I think a better question would be "who's stoning your bum?".

footfootfoot · 10-09-2008, 06:34 PM

The inchling got all Zany Man on me and head butted me in the lip. Accidentally.

FYI, it doesn't bleed any less if it's accidental. There's a pun lurking in there.

dar512 · 10-10-2008, 10:18 AM

Ah! The origin of the phrase "Bleeding lip conservative".

binky · 10-10-2008, 10:28 AM

Ack!! My husband just told me this morning he "volunteered" me to watch a coworker's 6 yr old for "just 4 hours" tomorrow while they work some OT. Nevermind that after the last time we agreed never again. this kid is one of those kids that seems sweet, then spends the whole time chasing my already timid dog around, not trying to be mean, but totally freaking him out.

glatt · 10-10-2008, 10:33 AM

Charge your husband for your time. Seriously. I'd say $20/hr is fair. Then spend that money selfishly on yourself.

Shawnee123 · 10-10-2008, 10:45 AM

Also, can you tell the 6 year old to stop chasing the dog, or does "watching" the kid not include use of authority?

binky · 10-10-2008, 10:54 AM

Good idea Glatt. And yes Shawnee I can (and did, last time tell her about 10 times an hour, to stop -apparently not a word she hears at home!) My problem is that I don't know her Mom very well and don't want to upset her(the Mom) although that might get me out of "volunteering" again. PLus I don't think I can fix 6 years of lax parenting in 4 hours.

Pico and ME · 10-10-2008, 10:58 AM

Re-direct...with twinkies!

lol

HungLikeJesus · 10-10-2008, 11:03 AM

Speaking of lax, just give her some chocolate (whoops, that was Exlax?). That should keep her busy.

binky · 10-10-2008, 11:04 AM

actually I was thinking of taking them for donuts- right before Mom picks her up

binky · 10-10-2008, 11:06 AM

LMAO HLJ and I mean for real I spit hot tea all over my desk

footfootfoot · 10-10-2008, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

Ah! The origin of the phrase "Bleeding lip conservative".

Right! a liberal is just a conservative who hasn't been head-butted yet.

10-08-2008, 10:13 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What's bumming your stone today? That would be, what exactly? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-08-2008, 11:34 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	if there were just more threads that i could relay my frustrations on..... I think that's what the cellar really needs. more whining and crying about personal trifles. It gives it such a real feeel. so very.......uhm......real. my ingrown toenail this, my mean boss that....my stupid abusive spouse the other thing...... i just cant get enough of it. moar. plz __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-09-2008, 01:27 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I like this thread better. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-09-2008, 06:20 PM	#4
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I think a better question would be "who's stoning your bum?". __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-09-2008, 06:34 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The inchling got all Zany Man on me and head butted me in the lip. Accidentally. FYI, it doesn't bleed any less if it's accidental. There's a pun lurking in there. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-10-2008, 10:18 AM	#6
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Ah! The origin of the phrase "Bleeding lip conservative". __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-10-2008, 10:28 AM	#7
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	Ack!! My husband just told me this morning he "volunteered" me to watch a coworker's 6 yr old for "just 4 hours" tomorrow while they work some OT. Nevermind that after the last time we agreed never again. this kid is one of those kids that seems sweet, then spends the whole time chasing my already timid dog around, not trying to be mean, but totally freaking him out. __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

10-10-2008, 10:33 AM	#8
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Charge your husband for your time. Seriously. I'd say $20/hr is fair. Then spend that money selfishly on yourself.

10-10-2008, 10:45 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Also, can you tell the 6 year old to stop chasing the dog, or does "watching" the kid not include use of authority? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-10-2008, 10:54 AM	#10
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	Good idea Glatt. And yes Shawnee I can (and did, last time tell her about 10 times an hour, to stop -apparently not a word she hears at home!) My problem is that I don't know her Mom very well and don't want to upset her(the Mom) although that might get me out of "volunteering" again. PLus I don't think I can fix 6 years of lax parenting in 4 hours. __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

10-10-2008, 10:58 AM	#11
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Re-direct...with twinkies! lol

10-10-2008, 11:03 AM	#12
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Speaking of lax, just give her some chocolate (whoops, that was Exlax?). That should keep her busy. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-10-2008, 11:04 AM	#13
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	actually I was thinking of taking them for donuts- right before Mom picks her up __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

10-10-2008, 11:06 AM	#14
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	LMAO HLJ and I mean for real I spit hot tea all over my desk __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

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