October 1, 2008: Knife in the head - Page 2

Big Sarge · 09-30-2008, 11:38 AM

Here are photos of a soldier who survived being stabbed in the head with a 9 inch knife.

HungLikeJesus · 09-30-2008, 11:24 AM

Why did they take the first X-ray with his sunglasses on? (Maybe they were Ray Bans?)

Shawnee123 · 09-30-2008, 11:39 AM

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

That was actually what I said under my breath when I viewed that pic, Sarge!

Flint · 09-30-2008, 11:39 AM

Nice use of the nasal cavity, there.

kerosene · 09-30-2008, 11:55 AM

Good work, Zen. You made me check my calendar.

ZenGum · 09-30-2008, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by case

Good work, Zen. You made me check my calendar.

Why, are you due to be stabbed in the head or something?

And what, no "splitting headache" gags?

And this connects to the "knife advice" thread. This is what happens when an amateur takes a knife into a fight - inflicts a non-fatal wound to the head and loses his weapon, then drops his hat and phone and runs. With any weapon, you really need to know what you're doing.

Upper cut to the torso, either under the rib cage aiming upwards, or right of center, angled upwards to slide between the ribs. Or so I've heard.

Big Sarge · 09-30-2008, 10:20 PM

another photo of the soldier

kerosene · 10-01-2008, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Why, are you due to be stabbed in the head or something?

I hope not!

You posted this for Oct 1, yesterday. Yesterday was September 30 for me. Probably a time zone thing.

Treasenuak · 09-30-2008, 09:04 PM

How... why... ICK! How did that NOT kill him?!

HungLikeJesus · 10-01-2008, 10:12 AM

Not only did they stab him in the head, they also got him with the purple sharpie.

ZenGum · 10-01-2008, 07:24 PM

Australian time zone there.

Actually I cheated by about 10 minutes. So stab me.

Griff · 10-01-2008, 09:12 PM

Big V! I found your knife.

manu · 10-02-2008, 03:11 AM

on 2nd attachment, is'nt that Homer Simpson ????

(without the knife)

spudcon · 10-02-2008, 06:24 AM

Doh!

09-30-2008, 11:38 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Here are photos of a soldier who survived being stabbed in the head with a 9 inch knife. Attached Images

09-30-2008, 11:24 AM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Why did they take the first X-ray with his sunglasses on? (Maybe they were Ray Bans?) __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-30-2008, 11:39 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. That was actually what I said under my breath when I viewed that pic, Sarge! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Nice use of the nasal cavity, there. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-30-2008, 10:20 PM	#7
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	another photo of the soldier Attached Images

09-30-2008, 11:55 AM	#5
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Good work, Zen. You made me check my calendar.

09-30-2008, 09:04 PM	#9
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	How... why... ICK! How did that NOT kill him?!

10-01-2008, 10:12 AM	#10
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Not only did they stab him in the head, they also got him with the purple sharpie. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-01-2008, 07:24 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Australian time zone there. Actually I cheated by about 10 minutes. So stab me. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-01-2008, 09:12 PM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Big V! I found your knife. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-02-2008, 03:11 AM	#13
manu Writer of Writings Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 14	on 2nd attachment, is'nt that Homer Simpson ???? (without the knife)

10-02-2008, 06:24 AM	#14
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Doh! __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

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