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lumberjim · 08-01-2008, 02:30 PM

been a while since we had a quiz...

this is an all new one just for you, Juniper:

1. What is the opposite of 'above me'?

2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?

3. What does a gay snake say?

4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?

6. How many Jacksons are there?

7. (insert your own quiz question here)

8. Have you aver killed a hobo?

9. Why aren't you working right now?

10. Did you think I forgot question number 5?

5. Where does the Wild Goose go?

Elspode · 08-02-2008, 12:30 AM

Hello, Juniper. Don't mind Lumberjim. The price of institutionalization is much too high these days, so we all take turns minding him here.

Today is your day, BTW.

Juniper · 08-02-2008, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

been a while since we had a quiz...

this is an all new one just for you, Juniper:

1. What is the opposite of 'above me'?
Your ass?

2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?
Dunno...shouldn't that be "who?" Oh wait, who's on first.

3. What does a gay snake say?
Maybe you ought to ask Harry Potter.

4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?
You scream, we all scream for ice cream!

6. How many Jacksons are there?
Umm... dunno, how many $20 bills ya got?

7. (insert your own quiz question here)
Um...what's on second?

8. Have you aver killed a hobo?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

9. Why aren't you working right now?
I am working. I am doing research for my next horror novel.

10. Did you think I forgot question number 5?
I don't know's on third.

5. Where does the Wild Goose go?
To a bar in Chicago.
http://www.wildgoosebar.com/

08-02-2008, 04:15 AM

Answered a question with a question 40% of the time.

Hmmm, perhaps a suitable greeting is:

Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper? :p

08-01-2008, 02:30 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	been a while since we had a quiz... this is an all new one just for you, Juniper: 1. What is the opposite of 'above me'? 2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs? 3. What does a gay snake say? 4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night? 6. How many Jacksons are there? 7. (insert your own quiz question here) 8. Have you aver killed a hobo? 9. Why aren't you working right now? 10. Did you think I forgot question number 5? 5. Where does the Wild Goose go? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-02-2008, 12:30 AM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hello, Juniper. Don't mind Lumberjim. The price of institutionalization is much too high these days, so we all take turns minding him here. Today is your day, BTW. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-02-2008, 04:15 AM	#4
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Answered a question with a question 40% of the time. Hmmm, perhaps a suitable greeting is: Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper? :p

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