My Very Own Personal Jesus - Page 2

jinx · 04-26-2008, 06:37 PM

Good idea Bri. Shame his site must suck so bad he's having to whore himself out like a cheap viagra salesman. I don't think that ever works.

VKD · 04-26-2008, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Good idea Bri. Shame his site must suck so bad he's having to whore himself out like a cheap viagra salesman. I don't think that ever works.

yeah, TK sucks so much you don't dare even post there.

I think I've seen enough. Have fun here, Basement Dwellers!

jinx · 04-26-2008, 06:53 PM

Ok, I won't. In fact I won't even go there.

Ta!

VKD · 04-26-2008, 06:55 PM

you wouldn't be accepted anyway, NOOB.

SteveDallas · 04-26-2008, 08:54 PM

TK?

lumberjim · 04-26-2008, 09:01 PM

banned him already?

Elspode · 04-26-2008, 09:33 PM

I had my own personal Jesus once, but the sticky stuff that kept his plastic ass on the dashboard dried out and he fell under the seats.

Cloud · 04-26-2008, 10:06 PM

me too: (warning! not safe for homophobes): http://www.smallville.slashdom.net/a...onaljesus.html

skysidhe · 04-26-2008, 10:45 PM

This morning as i was reading the main page skimming over post subjects I thought this read,
'My own personal Jeans'

*lopsided grin*

Undertoad · 04-27-2008, 08:34 AM

ye olde Cellar rules which you check off when you register

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But basically, if you are a troll, attention whore, moron, spammer, single-issue hammer, or otherwise want to hurt or "test" this community, you WILL be removed and banned.

What we promise we must deliver.

I have a particularly low threshold for self-proclaimed trolls. It's like a joke that's not funny anymore.

Trilby · 04-27-2008, 09:09 AM

and I thank you, UT. I thank you.

Happy Monkey · 04-27-2008, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

My Very Own Personal Jesus

I have one.

Careful with that.

SteveDallas · 04-27-2008, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I have one.

Wait, you're not talking about the Jesus sex toys are you?

Mad Professor · 04-28-2008, 02:40 AM

I heard a comedian say once that believing in Jesus was like having an imaginary friend.

Trilby · 04-28-2008, 06:20 AM

Jesus was a real person...he wasn't imaginary.

04-26-2008, 06:37 PM	#1
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Good idea Bri. Shame his site must suck so bad he's having to whore himself out like a cheap viagra salesman. I don't think that ever works. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-26-2008, 06:53 PM	#3
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Ok, I won't. In fact I won't even go there. Ta! __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-26-2008, 09:01 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	banned him already? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-26-2008, 09:33 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I had my own personal Jesus once, but the sticky stuff that kept his plastic ass on the dashboard dried out and he fell under the seats. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-26-2008, 10:06 PM	#8
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	me too: (warning! not safe for homophobes): http://www.smallville.slashdom.net/a...onaljesus.html __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-26-2008, 06:55 PM	#4
VKD Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: www.trollkingdom.net Posts: 11	you wouldn't be accepted anyway, NOOB.

04-26-2008, 08:54 PM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	TK?

04-26-2008, 10:45 PM	#9
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	This morning as i was reading the main page skimming over post subjects I thought this read, 'My own personal Jeans' lopsided grin

04-27-2008, 09:09 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	and I thank you, UT. I thank you. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-28-2008, 02:40 AM	#14
Mad Professor Belt Conveyor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Blighty Posts: 65	I heard a comedian say once that believing in Jesus was like having an imaginary friend.

04-28-2008, 06:20 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Jesus was a real person...he wasn't imaginary. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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