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ZenGum · 03-19-2011, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

How the hell did she get through security?

[Hunter S.] You think they'd say anything? Call attention to my son's infirmities? [/Thompson]

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Originally Posted by monster

That video is now topping the BBC's "most watched" list -the other nine clips are all tsunami clips. Evidently, the BBC audience is also tired of the bad and scary news.

What do you think started the tsunami?

Too early?

Gravdigr · 03-19-2011, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

[Hunter S.] You think they'd say anything? Call attention to my son's infirmities? [/Thompson]

What do you think started the tsunami?

Too early?

Nope.

footfootfoot · 03-19-2011, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

[Hunter S.] You think they'd say anything? Call attention to my son's infirmities? [/Thompson]

What do you think started the tsunami?

Too early?

You're still behind Gilbert Gottfried

Griff · 03-20-2011, 03:53 PM

Bike accident saves life!
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=14786306

monster · 03-20-2011, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Bike accident saves life!
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=14786306

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The biopsy revealed follicular B-cell non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, slow-growing but incurable. If caught early, however, it is treatable.

After 17 radiation treatments, Todd is cancer free.

if it's incurable, how is he cancer-free after treatment?

Oh and I had an acquantance who had a sporting injury which revealed a rare/unusual bone cancer. He felt fine. He died within a year as a result of the aggressive chemotherapy and subsequent weak immune system, not the goddamn cancer.

Trilby · 03-21-2011, 09:59 AM

Ya gotta love this:

TOPEKA, Kan. -- Police in Topeka, Kan., say one holdup suspect's unique outfit made it easy enough to find her - because she showed up hours later wearing the same clothes to watch the city's St. Patrick's Day Parade.

Radio station WIBW-AM reports the 26-year-old woman was taken into custody Thursday afternoon after an officer spotted her watching the parade along a downtown street.

Authorities believe she entered a convenience store around 3:30 that morning holding a screwdriver and demanding money from a clerk.

Surveillance tape showed her leaving the store in a bright blue warm-up suit with a broad yellow stripe - the same attire the officer noticed along the parade route hours later.

classicman · 03-22-2011, 10:44 PM

Cavity search produces over 50 bags of heroin, say police

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Karin Mackaliunas, 27, was detained last weekend following a crash, according to authorities. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

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HungLikeJesus · 03-22-2011, 11:40 PM

I hope she said "keep the change."

Spexxvet · 03-23-2011, 09:05 AM

And if they had found the car keys, they could have driven out.

Griff · 03-23-2011, 09:10 AM

Yay Scranton!

monster · 03-23-2011, 06:44 PM

Wedding cake is lifesize replica of the bride

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/23/br...-like-herself/

Pete Zicato · 03-23-2011, 09:53 PM

So everyone gets to eat the bride before the groom does?

monster · 03-23-2011, 10:16 PM

Well the groom's name is Innocent....

monster · 03-23-2011, 10:17 PM

The cake took 5 weeks to make -how stale is that going to be?

glatt · 03-24-2011, 08:48 AM

The bride doesn't look too happy, and the groom's left arm is like 6 feet long to reach around her waist like that.

03-20-2011, 03:53 PM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Bike accident saves life! http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=14786306 __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-21-2011, 09:59 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ya gotta love this: TOPEKA, Kan. -- Police in Topeka, Kan., say one holdup suspect's unique outfit made it easy enough to find her - because she showed up hours later wearing the same clothes to watch the city's St. Patrick's Day Parade. Radio station WIBW-AM reports the 26-year-old woman was taken into custody Thursday afternoon after an officer spotted her watching the parade along a downtown street. Authorities believe she entered a convenience store around 3:30 that morning holding a screwdriver and demanding money from a clerk. Surveillance tape showed her leaving the store in a bright blue warm-up suit with a broad yellow stripe - the same attire the officer noticed along the parade route hours later. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-22-2011, 11:40 PM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I hope she said "keep the change." __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-23-2011, 09:05 AM	#9
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	And if they had found the car keys, they could have driven out. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-23-2011, 09:10 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Yay Scranton! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-23-2011, 06:44 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Wedding cake is lifesize replica of the bride http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/23/br...-like-herself/ Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-23-2011, 09:53 PM	#12
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	So everyone gets to eat the bride before the groom does? __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-23-2011, 10:16 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well the groom's name is Innocent.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-23-2011, 10:17 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The cake took 5 weeks to make -how stale is that going to be? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-24-2011, 08:48 AM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The bride doesn't look too happy, and the groom's left arm is like 6 feet long to reach around her waist like that.

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