The Dick Slit - Page 4

Flint · 03-18-2008, 04:28 PM

Thanks. I remember that you complimented my illustration of a p-trap as well.

And...isn't the dick slit a kind of a "pee trap" after all? So it all comes full circle...

glatt · 03-18-2008, 04:31 PM

I thought the slit was to avoid trapping the pee. Sort of the anti-trap.

Stress Puppy · 03-18-2008, 04:40 PM

I work in a dairy warehouse. It's kept at 34 degrees, and it's often wet, thus I need insulating layers.

It goes like this: Boxers, long sleeved polar tec t-shirt, lightweight exercise pants, long-sleeved crew shirt, uniform pants, hoodie, uniform shirt (has my name tag and such, they like it on the outside). The polar tec shirt is between the boxers and the exercise pants, and the crew shirt is between the exercise pants and the uniform pants. If I try to do it any other way, I either get chilly breezes, or the shirts come untucked and/or discombobulated.

Therefore, if I pulled the boxers waistband down, it would un-tuck part of my polar tec shirt, and then I'd have to fix it all.

Plus, it's just faster to fish it out through that hole.

chrisinhouston · 03-18-2008, 04:48 PM

I wonder if not being circumsized makes a difference. I'm a roundhead and my brother in law is a cavalier; that is I am circ'd and he is not. I noticed that if I use the bathroom after he has he leaves the seat down. I asked him about it once and he said it was because he has to use some tp to wipe off afterwards so he just sits down. He also said your aim is harder to control if you are not circ'd. So does anyone out there who has not had their thing snipped have an opinion on this?

FWIW I wear thong style undies so there is no slit. I just undo my pants, unzip and pull the leg whole to the side and pee.

monster · 03-18-2008, 04:46 PM

You might be better off (and warmer) wearing a diaper? All the cool astronauts do it....

DanaC · 03-18-2008, 05:01 PM

Quote:

You needed to put an option for "who cares as long as they hit the target, rather than the floor, wall etc"

Or the seat. That really pisses me off. For fuck's sake, learn to aim or learn to lift the lid.

monster · 03-18-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

That really pisses me off.

*groan*

lumberjim · 03-18-2008, 07:07 PM

flint's(Melvin's) technique only works if you have your pants pulled up to far.

Radar · 03-18-2008, 08:46 PM

I've never had a problem with the flap until recently. It seems like they add more and more material behind the flap so it's hard to fish my junk out. This really sucks when you're in a hurry. I have to reach nearly to my left hip to get to the end of the flap and then have to go back to get my junk. Much quicker to pull down the band in this situation.

Urbane Guerrilla · 03-19-2008, 03:02 AM

"Roundhead" v. "Cavalier" is a new one on me.

Thought you were supposed to withdraw that foreskin before you let the stream go, though. That's what I used to do.

And here I thought this thread was about meatuses. Meatii. The little slot in the end.

Undertoad · 03-19-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

That's what I used to do.

Converted Orthodox Jew?

Gender reassignment surgery?

Really bad accident using a circular saw whilst naked?

Dingleschmutz · 03-19-2008, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Converted Orthodox Jew?

Gender reassignment surgery?

Really bad accident using a circular saw whilst naked?

Newfound complete disregard for hygiene? Otherwise known as "turning hippie"?

BigV · 03-19-2008, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

snip--
That's what I used to do.
--snip

UG's anal retentive tendencies are legend. It appears this extends to his bladder as well. Makes sense; how else could one person become so pissed unless they saved it up?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-19-2008, 10:48 PM

Zip and whip, commando.

Rexmons · 03-19-2008, 08:47 AM

Some of my boxers don't even have a button fastening the front, and I still don't use it.

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03-18-2008, 04:28 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Thanks. I remember that you complimented my illustration of a p-trap as well. And...isn't the dick slit a kind of a "pee trap" after all? So it all comes full circle... __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-18-2008, 04:40 PM	#3
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	I work in a dairy warehouse. It's kept at 34 degrees, and it's often wet, thus I need insulating layers. It goes like this: Boxers, long sleeved polar tec t-shirt, lightweight exercise pants, long-sleeved crew shirt, uniform pants, hoodie, uniform shirt (has my name tag and such, they like it on the outside). The polar tec shirt is between the boxers and the exercise pants, and the crew shirt is between the exercise pants and the uniform pants. If I try to do it any other way, I either get chilly breezes, or the shirts come untucked and/or discombobulated. Therefore, if I pulled the boxers waistband down, it would un-tuck part of my polar tec shirt, and then I'd have to fix it all. Plus, it's just faster to fish it out through that hole. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

03-18-2008, 04:46 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You might be better off (and warmer) wearing a diaper? All the cool astronauts do it.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-18-2008, 07:07 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	flint's(Melvin's) technique only works if you have your pants pulled up to far. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-18-2008, 04:31 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I thought the slit was to avoid trapping the pee. Sort of the anti-trap.

03-18-2008, 04:48 PM	#4
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	I wonder if not being circumsized makes a difference. I'm a roundhead and my brother in law is a cavalier; that is I am circ'd and he is not. I noticed that if I use the bathroom after he has he leaves the seat down. I asked him about it once and he said it was because he has to use some tp to wipe off afterwards so he just sits down. He also said your aim is harder to control if you are not circ'd. So does anyone out there who has not had their thing snipped have an opinion on this? FWIW I wear thong style undies so there is no slit. I just undo my pants, unzip and pull the leg whole to the side and pee.

03-18-2008, 08:46 PM	#9
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I've never had a problem with the flap until recently. It seems like they add more and more material behind the flap so it's hard to fish my junk out. This really sucks when you're in a hurry. I have to reach nearly to my left hip to get to the end of the flap and then have to go back to get my junk. Much quicker to pull down the band in this situation. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-19-2008, 03:02 AM	#10
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"Roundhead" v. "Cavalier" is a new one on me. Thought you were supposed to withdraw that foreskin before you let the stream go, though. That's what I used to do. And here I thought this thread was about meatuses. Meatii. The little slot in the end. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

03-19-2008, 10:48 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Zip and whip, commando. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-19-2008, 08:47 AM	#15
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	Some of my boxers don't even have a button fastening the front, and I still don't use it. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

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