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Old 12-05-2007, 05:53 AM   #1
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A lady I worked with called Sandra M. If I wasn't afeared of the power of Google I would write her name in full.
No idea what effect it would have had on history, I just wanted to kill her.
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:58 AM   #2
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I would have killed that guy who shot john lennon.

Apparently someone actually saved him from committing suicide a few years before he killed lennon? tard.


i dont like the notion of changing history too much. things happened for a reason.
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Old 12-05-2007, 08:18 AM   #3
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To paraphrase Douglas Adams, if you try to go back into history to make changes, it won't work. Time and history fit together like a jigsaw puzzle.
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Old 12-05-2007, 08:37 AM   #4
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I don't think changing history is a good enough reason to kill someone. One thing that a lifetime of SF fandom has taught me--it never works out well!

Also, BeeVee, about the phone: Free yourself from phone slavery! You can do it! It's all in your head!

Just don't answer.
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Old 12-05-2007, 09:08 AM   #5
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I don't think changing history is a good enough reason to kill someone. One thing that a lifetime of SF fandom has taught me--it never works out well!

Also, BeeVee, about the phone: Free yourself from phone slavery! You can do it! It's all in your head!

Just don't answer.
Are you telling me not to answer my wife?

Perhaps I should have married you instead?
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:28 AM   #6
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I guess I was thinking "Died at birth." I see your point.
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:30 AM   #7
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butbutbut... you would "kill" a baby?

eh, maybe i just misinterpreted the thread. or maybe i'm just a smartass. take your pick.
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:43 AM   #8
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Did anyone see Chapelle's show "black gallagher"? Hilarious!!!


Ummm...Please don't name current, living, high profile, political figures folks....You don't want any trouble because of a trifle statement on an internet message board do you? Call me paranoid...and I am...let's just be cautious in our approach here. Even if it is a hypothetical question!




I can't think of anyone but an obvious Hitler right now...maybe I'll have a better answer later....

Great topic and nice to meet you!



Oh and lets not forget how many things and lives telephones have saved? When I inevitably have a heart attack I'll want one.
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Old 12-05-2007, 11:01 AM   #9
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Thomas Midgley, Jr.

Who?

You know, they guy who developed both the tetra-ethyl lead (TEL) additive to gasoline and chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs)!

Yep, leaded petrol and CFCs, from one guy!

To be fair, if he hadn't come up with these, probably someone else would have. Although he fought strongly to deny the obvious harmful effects of lead.

He died in 1944, killed by one of his own inventions - strangled by the ropes of his "bed-assist device" which was meant to ease his sleep after he suffered polio.
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:32 PM   #10
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I wouldn't kill anyone but I would like to have stifled a few. I guess anyone who felt it OK to slaughter Native Americans, and rape and pillage. I hate pillaging. It needs to be stopped.
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:03 PM   #11
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Actually, I wouldn't eliminate anyone. There is no one that is 100% bad or 100% good.

No one likes Adolph Hitler (Shickelgruber) but even though he was history's biggest evildoer, not ALL of his reign was bad...

Under Hitler, the Autobahn was created, jet aircraft were mass produced for the first time, technology (albeit war tech) accelerated rapidly, the atom was split for the first time. These were good things. But also it cost the lives of some 11 million prisoners, including about six million Jews. Millions more died needlessly from the fighting.

The telephone was mentioned. Good or bad? Yes, it's annoying. But it has saved countless lives, brought people across the world closer together. Also interrupted untold dinners and showers and relaxing baths. But it is not ALL bad.

President Bush isn't all bad either. Perhaps not the best, but I think he's the right man in the right pace at the right time. President Gore wouldn't have done a damn thing but bluster the talk and we would be living with regular attacks now.

OK, Pol Pot hasn't made a positive contribution that I know of, but I don't know everything either.

The point is: no one in history (or now) is ALL bad and deserving of being erased from history.
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:25 PM   #12
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My ex husband right after I got pregnant
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Old 12-05-2007, 07:13 PM   #13
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My ex husband right after I got pregnant
Funny, I was thinking exactly the same thing. Only MY ex husband, not yours .
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:27 PM   #14
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Funny, I was thinking exactly the same thing. Only MY ex husband, not yours .
I'd go in halvsies with you for both of them
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:25 PM   #15
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can't interfere between a husband and wife, though!
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