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11-29-2007, 11:42 AM | #1 | |
Doctor Wtf
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Hermaphrodite Horse and Derek the Donkey
From here.
Meet Tootsie - a hermaphrodite pony who lived for 12 years with his owners thinking he was female. Quote:
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11-29-2007, 11:46 AM | #2 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Why did they do an operation if Tootsie was doing OK before the sex change?
Anyhoo, I'd keep that little pony because he/she is so cute! I'm not even going to pun him/her. |
11-29-2007, 11:55 AM | #3 |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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I think the term is "Shim"
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11-29-2007, 12:05 PM | #4 |
Doctor Wtf
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C'mon Shawnee, pony up.
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11-29-2007, 12:08 PM | #5 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Why don't you do it insteed? I have a sore throat.[/obvious and implied pun in one post]
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11-29-2007, 12:13 PM | #6 |
Doctor Wtf
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Well in the interest of keeping things stable, I'll lend you a hand and we can remane friends.
I hope your sore throat doesn't mean you've caught a colt.
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11-29-2007, 12:16 PM | #7 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Eh, I'll be all right. I'll go home and drink a pinto gin, then I'll feel better. Not too much, or I won't fit into my bridle gown (you did say we were getting mare-ied, didn't you, or am I just being played a foal? I hope not, how saddle be.)
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11-29-2007, 12:22 PM | #8 |
Doctor Wtf
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You're just trying to stirrup some reaction.
As Confucious say, you're on you roan. We're not getting married-o, but you'll always be a pal-o-min-o. Hay, did you realize we can make "crop" jokes again!!!
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11-29-2007, 12:26 PM | #9 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I thought he was such a stud
He ended up to be a dud. I muled it over hard and long Just 'cause he's got donkey dong. |
11-29-2007, 12:28 PM | #10 |
Tool. Not the band - you are one.
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Wow.
I can't decide if you are all really talented or really lame. Watch that sore throat, Shawnee - could be bronco-itis.
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11-29-2007, 12:33 PM | #11 |
Doctor Wtf
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I fear my rein as King of Puns might stall-I-only hope it goes a bit longer.
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11-29-2007, 12:33 PM | #12 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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That was a bit much, I admit, but Zen speaks with such cantor I can't help but trot on over and give him a buck and a quarter to buy himself a draft. You don't have to paint me a picture; I know he would never open his gait for the likes of me.
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11-29-2007, 12:34 PM | #13 |
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Nice one, Smurf, you mustang out with some punsters to come out with that.
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11-29-2007, 01:29 PM | #14 |
Tool. Not the band - you are one.
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You're right - whinny does, he certainly does.
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11-29-2007, 01:34 PM | #15 |
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i think you're all abunch of punnnnks
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