Man Has Sex With Bicycle - Page 3

Cicero · 11-15-2007, 02:34 PM

g!!

toranokaze · 11-15-2007, 05:09 PM

Sex ok... but simulating sex not???

I can only see this being a problem is if he intentionally made the clears see him doing the bike, otherwise I don't think there is a crime.
And from what it sounds like he had a very bad lawyer.

Shawnee123 · 11-15-2007, 05:16 PM

He had the public defender, whose wife is a scooter. Poor man didn't stand a chance.

Sheldonrs · 11-15-2007, 08:02 PM

I heard he asked the bike if she wanted him to stop but she never SPOKE! lol!!!

(I kill me)

monster · 11-15-2007, 08:37 PM

Perhaps he overheard talk in the pub that his wife was a bike?

Aliantha · 11-15-2007, 08:47 PM

I wish my bike was so sexy it made me feel like rubbing myself against it. Maybe I'd spend more time excercising. Unfortunately, I view my bike generally as an impliment of torture...although....

ZenGum · 11-16-2007, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

I wish my bike was so sexy it made me feel like rubbing myself against it. Maybe I'd spend more time excercising. Unfortunately, I view my bike generally as an impliment of torture...although....

Take the seat off.

Pie · 11-15-2007, 10:16 PM

Well, your search lead me to this image:

They're Arancini, or balls of risotto (in this case, peas, procioutto and parm) with more cheese, breaded in panko and deep-fried.

Strange, where your web meanderings will take you.

Sheldonrs · 11-16-2007, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

Well, your search lead me to this image:

They're Arancini, or balls of risotto (in this case, peas, procioutto and parm) with more cheese, breaded in panko and deep-fried.

Strange, where your web meanderings will take you.

The openned one looks like someone had sex with it.

seakdivers · 11-16-2007, 01:39 PM

My husband worked on a case where there was a guy that was in love with his tractor. He named it Stone, and even sent out pictures of himself & the tractor for Christmas cards.

Turned out to be an autoerotic asphyxia thing, with an emphasis on the "auto".

Cicero · 11-16-2007, 02:05 PM

Wasn't the crime simulateing sex? Either you are going to have sex with a bicycle or not....it should be a crime just for simulateing it. Like lip-synching. Either you are going to sing or not, simulateing singing without actually doing it should also be a crime and enforced by the law. That's just embarrassing.
If you are going to get the ticket anyway...what's the harm in just doing it?

Cloud · 11-16-2007, 02:08 PM

like rappers grabbing their crotches in time to music. THAT should be a crime!

Cicero · 11-16-2007, 02:19 PM

Well, if they were simulateing the crotch grab and not actually doing it, that would be the crime......

Have sex with a bicycle, grab your crotch, or sing, don't just act like it....or pay the piper.

Cloud · 11-16-2007, 02:22 PM

poor, poor baby. I mean, if grabbing one's crotch through clothes equals sex to you . . .

on second thought -- Nevermind!

Cicero · 11-16-2007, 03:17 PM

What that's not how everyone does it?

11-15-2007, 02:34 PM	#1
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11-15-2007, 05:09 PM	#2
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Sex ok... but simulating sex not??? I can only see this being a problem is if he intentionally made the clears see him doing the bike, otherwise I don't think there is a crime. And from what it sounds like he had a very bad lawyer. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

11-15-2007, 08:02 PM	#4
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I heard he asked the bike if she wanted him to stop but she never SPOKE! lol!!! (I kill me) __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-15-2007, 08:37 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Perhaps he overheard talk in the pub that his wife was a bike? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-15-2007, 08:47 PM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I wish my bike was so sexy it made me feel like rubbing myself against it. Maybe I'd spend more time excercising. Unfortunately, I view my bike generally as an impliment of torture...although.... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-15-2007, 05:16 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	He had the public defender, whose wife is a scooter. Poor man didn't stand a chance.

11-15-2007, 10:16 PM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Well, your search lead me to this image: They're Arancini, or balls of risotto (in this case, peas, procioutto and parm) with more cheese, breaded in panko and deep-fried. Strange, where your web meanderings will take you. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-16-2007, 01:39 PM	#10
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	My husband worked on a case where there was a guy that was in love with his tractor. He named it Stone, and even sent out pictures of himself & the tractor for Christmas cards. Turned out to be an autoerotic asphyxia thing, with an emphasis on the "auto".

11-16-2007, 02:05 PM	#11
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Wasn't the crime simulateing sex? Either you are going to have sex with a bicycle or not....it should be a crime just for simulateing it. Like lip-synching. Either you are going to sing or not, simulateing singing without actually doing it should also be a crime and enforced by the law. That's just embarrassing. If you are going to get the ticket anyway...what's the harm in just doing it? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-16-2007, 02:08 PM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	like rappers grabbing their crotches in time to music. THAT should be a crime! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-16-2007, 02:19 PM	#13
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Well, if they were simulateing the crotch grab and not actually doing it, that would be the crime...... Have sex with a bicycle, grab your crotch, or sing, don't just act like it....or pay the piper. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-16-2007, 02:22 PM	#14
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	poor, poor baby. I mean, if grabbing one's crotch through clothes equals sex to you . . . on second thought -- Nevermind! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-16-2007, 03:17 PM	#15
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	What that's not how everyone does it? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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