If the Cellar were a Mills and Boon Romance... - Page 2

Cicero · 10-26-2007, 12:38 PM

I'm feeling a little left out here. The people that hate my guts never exude any sexual tension.......

This just makes me the supportive friend of the main character that dissolves once the action starts heating up, and isn't seen until the end, just smiling and waving at the happiness of others at the church.

Then again....that's exactly how I met my husband....that was awesome.

DucksNuts · 10-26-2007, 07:05 PM

The type that has four walls, keeps you chained to her for about 10 hours a day and gives you a lot of satisfaction for making it work on your own

SteveDallas · 10-26-2007, 08:06 PM

I'm not familiar with this genre. Is there a pathologically introverted character who will awkwardly try to make friends with and/or date the heroine, and then stalk her after she rebuffs him?

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 08:31 PM

Damnit you people. I expected something better than this when I woke from my alcohol induced slumber this morning.

Now get to it and do some story telling!

Dingleschmutz · 10-26-2007, 09:19 PM

My role? :fapfapfap:

TheMercenary · 10-27-2007, 01:47 PM

I just want to take pictures of your trists.

DanaC · 10-27-2007, 03:44 PM

Well....do we have any male surgeons in the cellar? If they could also be curt and a little standoffish, whilst exuding sexual magnetism and playing regular games of tennis...that'd have to be the hero.

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-28-2007, 10:34 PM

I'm not a surgeon, but I've got the curt and standoffish pretty well knocked!

TheMercenary · 10-29-2007, 07:52 AM

I am not a surgeon either, but I have played one in some third world countries.

jester · 10-29-2007, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I am not a surgeon either, but I have played one in some third world countries.

and you also slept at a Holiday Inn Express too, right?

10-26-2007, 12:38 PM	#1
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I'm feeling a little left out here. The people that hate my guts never exude any sexual tension....... This just makes me the supportive friend of the main character that dissolves once the action starts heating up, and isn't seen until the end, just smiling and waving at the happiness of others at the church. Then again....that's exactly how I met my husband....that was awesome. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-26-2007, 08:31 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Damnit you people. I expected something better than this when I woke from my alcohol induced slumber this morning. Now get to it and do some story telling! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-27-2007, 01:47 PM	#6
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I just want to take pictures of your trists. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-28-2007, 10:34 PM	#8
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	I'm not a surgeon, but I've got the curt and standoffish pretty well knocked! __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-29-2007, 07:52 AM	#9
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I am not a surgeon either, but I have played one in some third world countries. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-26-2007, 07:05 PM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	The type that has four walls, keeps you chained to her for about 10 hours a day and gives you a lot of satisfaction for making it work on your own

10-26-2007, 08:06 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'm not familiar with this genre. Is there a pathologically introverted character who will awkwardly try to make friends with and/or date the heroine, and then stalk her after she rebuffs him?

10-26-2007, 09:19 PM	#5
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	My role? :fapfapfap:

10-27-2007, 03:44 PM	#7
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Well....do we have any male surgeons in the cellar? If they could also be curt and a little standoffish, whilst exuding sexual magnetism and playing regular games of tennis...that'd have to be the hero.

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