Holy crap I got raped

freshnesschronic · 10-22-2007, 12:27 PM

I was riding my bike back from class 30 minutes ago and unexpectedly I got a restricted cell fone call.
Hmmmm. Who is this?
I pick it up, and it's this lady from ESPN, calling about the internship I applied for about a statistics job.
She raped me.
Very bad.
She told me I had a typo on my cover letter/resume. She said she didn't want to disqualify it just based on that, but the job requires attention to detail. The typo was her name.

OWNED.
I told her I'm very sorry, and she said it's important to get the name right of who you're contacting (I'M A FREAKIN' IDIOT). Which it definitely is. (AND I DEFINITELY AM)

Then she said I had no sports experience (which I don't so far, I'm trying to get my foot in the door!

) and I said, "Yes, sorry not yet" and then she asked if I had knowledge.

Now I think (thought!) I had knowledge. But I don't. I don't. I don't know shit.

Then she asked, "oh you do? So you could tell me how to calculate the ERA average?" And I was like "yeah! (white lie for confidence!)"
Then she was like, "ok, what is it?"

OWNED.

I was like "um (10 seconds) I can't think of it, offhand" (WHAT A FREAIN' NOOB FRESH)

Then she asked me the last five heisman winners.

OWNED.
I said "Reggie Bush?"

Then she said who the last five pennant winners.
I named White Sox, Bosox, and Marlins. I couldn't even name the goddamn Cards from last year.

She then said with scorn, "well can you at least name two players on the Lakers, other than Kobe?"

Yay! My time to shine!
I told her Lamar Odom, Kwame Brown, Chris Mihm, but she didn't care.

She asked what sports do I know more about, I told her pro basketball and football. In recollection, those two are actually the sports I'm almost exclusive too, sadly.

She told me based off this fone rapage I'm not qualified and she's looking for a well rounded individual.

It was embarassing, humiliating and very, very humbling. A chance at ESPN would be golden! I'm a frickin' n00b. But I guess this is the first of many ownage/rapage experiences in a future career.
In hindsight, I shouldn't have lied about the ERA calculating.

But at least it showed me--hey fresh, you're not the shit. Do your homework. That's what I'm gonna do.

LabRat · 10-22-2007, 12:35 PM

Ouch. Lesson learned I hope.

The fact that she called anyway is positive though. Still, ouch.

Pie · 10-22-2007, 12:42 PM

It's good that you're not being too defensive about it. If you do end up in the industry, your paths may cross again. Tell her how much you learned from that experience.

Better luck (and preparation!) next time.

Sundae · 10-22-2007, 01:23 PM

I second Pie. Yes, you lack in knowledge - but that can be remedied. The important thing is your attitude to what happened. The fact that you admit the mistakes you made and intend to do better in future is really positive.

Bet your cheeks still burn when you think about it weeks later though

DanaC · 10-22-2007, 02:13 PM

Yeah....but if my experiences are anything to go by, that embarrassment will start to fade after a decade or so.....

monster · 10-22-2007, 02:25 PM

Agreed, sounds horribly unpleasant.

That said, if I was being particularly touchy, I might suggest that the use of the word raped in this context diminishes the power of that word to describe the devastating effects of that sex crime on the victims. But I could just be old and out of touch.

I'm very glad you weren't truly raped. That would probably have been a huge emotional set-back in your college career. This one you will get over, and at least it was over the phone and not face-to-face in front of a panel. And you learned from it rather than blaming the interviewer as so many are wont to do.

freshnesschronic · 10-22-2007, 02:50 PM

Thanks all, and my bad monster.

It had JUST happened, and I used the word that was continually drumming in my mind. I tossed the word rape around (unfortunately) just like the word owned. I'm sorry it was inappropriate to use that word, good catch monster.

Anyway, currently I am going to contact my park district back at home and hopefully land an internship there. I can't go big yet, so let's start off with little kids and soccer!

DanaC · 10-22-2007, 03:46 PM

Actually, when I saw the thread title, I thought, for one horrible gut-sinking moment that you'd been attacked or abused. Very glad was I when I hovered over the link and got the first few lines of the post :P

Quote:

I tossed the word rape around (unfortunately) just like the word owned. I'm sorry it was inappropriate to use that word, good catch monster.

I noticed that's something a lot of gamers do. I got used to that somewhat in UO. Still made me pull up short when I saw the title tho:P

lookout123 · 10-22-2007, 03:50 PM

Quote:

so let's start off with little kids and soccer!

now you're talking something worthwhile. and here is the kicker - if you actually get bitten by the bug and become a real football fan... there is your niche. espn, sportsillustrated, foxsoccerchannel.com, pretty much all of them use crummy writers who know nothing about the sport to cover major events. get your feet wet and you can slip in there. plus you'll get to be around the beautiful game and get paid for it.

monster · 10-22-2007, 03:56 PM

hear hear.

Undertoad · 10-22-2007, 03:57 PM

Also, the word "owned", when used in terms of a human, is diminishes the word as it connotes slavery.

j u s t . k i d d i n g

monster · 10-22-2007, 04:10 PM

and of course pwned is dispespectful to those in poverty needing a quick cash loan

Sundae · 10-22-2007, 04:15 PM

I always read it as prawned.
As I always thought Prawn of Prophecy when I saw David Eddings' ubiquitous book in the 80s.

Clodfobble · 10-22-2007, 04:20 PM

At least no one mentioned the F-word...

Cloud · 10-22-2007, 04:34 PM

"Prawn of Prophecy"

(would type a pithy comment, but too busy ROTFL)

10-22-2007, 12:27 PM	#1
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Holy crap I got raped I was riding my bike back from class 30 minutes ago and unexpectedly I got a restricted cell fone call. Hmmmm. Who is this? I pick it up, and it's this lady from ESPN, calling about the internship I applied for about a statistics job. She raped me. Very bad. She told me I had a typo on my cover letter/resume. She said she didn't want to disqualify it just based on that, but the job requires attention to detail. The typo was her name. OWNED. I told her I'm very sorry, and she said it's important to get the name right of who you're contacting (I'M A FREAKIN' IDIOT). Which it definitely is. (AND I DEFINITELY AM) Then she said I had no sports experience (which I don't so far, I'm trying to get my foot in the door! ) and I said, "Yes, sorry not yet" and then she asked if I had knowledge. Now I think (thought!) I had knowledge. But I don't. I don't. I don't know shit. Then she asked, "oh you do? So you could tell me how to calculate the ERA average?" And I was like "yeah! (white lie for confidence!)" Then she was like, "ok, what is it?" OWNED. I was like "um (10 seconds) I can't think of it, offhand" (WHAT A FREAIN' NOOB FRESH) Then she asked me the last five heisman winners. OWNED. I said "Reggie Bush?" Then she said who the last five pennant winners. I named White Sox, Bosox, and Marlins. I couldn't even name the goddamn Cards from last year. She then said with scorn, "well can you at least name two players on the Lakers, other than Kobe?" Yay! My time to shine! I told her Lamar Odom, Kwame Brown, Chris Mihm, but she didn't care. She asked what sports do I know more about, I told her pro basketball and football. In recollection, those two are actually the sports I'm almost exclusive too, sadly. She told me based off this fone rapage I'm not qualified and she's looking for a well rounded individual. It was embarassing, humiliating and very, very humbling. A chance at ESPN would be golden! I'm a frickin' n00b. But I guess this is the first of many ownage/rapage experiences in a future career. In hindsight, I shouldn't have lied about the ERA calculating. But at least it showed me--hey fresh, you're not the shit. Do your homework. That's what I'm gonna do.

10-22-2007, 12:35 PM	#2
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Ouch. Lesson learned I hope. The fact that she called anyway is positive though. Still, ouch. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

10-22-2007, 12:42 PM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	It's good that you're not being too defensive about it. If you do end up in the industry, your paths may cross again. Tell her how much you learned from that experience. Better luck (and preparation!) next time. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-22-2007, 01:23 PM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I second Pie. Yes, you lack in knowledge - but that can be remedied. The important thing is your attitude to what happened. The fact that you admit the mistakes you made and intend to do better in future is really positive. Bet your cheeks still burn when you think about it weeks later though __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-22-2007, 02:25 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Agreed, sounds horribly unpleasant. That said, if I was being particularly touchy, I might suggest that the use of the word raped in this context diminishes the power of that word to describe the devastating effects of that sex crime on the victims. But I could just be old and out of touch. I'm very glad you weren't truly raped. That would probably have been a huge emotional set-back in your college career. This one you will get over, and at least it was over the phone and not face-to-face in front of a panel. And you learned from it rather than blaming the interviewer as so many are wont to do. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-22-2007, 02:13 PM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Yeah....but if my experiences are anything to go by, that embarrassment will start to fade after a decade or so.....

10-22-2007, 02:50 PM	#7
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Thanks all, and my bad monster. It had JUST happened, and I used the word that was continually drumming in my mind. I tossed the word rape around (unfortunately) just like the word owned. I'm sorry it was inappropriate to use that word, good catch monster. Anyway, currently I am going to contact my park district back at home and hopefully land an internship there. I can't go big yet, so let's start off with little kids and soccer!

10-22-2007, 03:56 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hear hear. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-22-2007, 03:57 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Also, the word "owned", when used in terms of a human, is diminishes the word as it connotes slavery. j u s t . k i d d i n g

10-22-2007, 04:10 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	and of course pwned is dispespectful to those in poverty needing a quick cash loan __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-22-2007, 04:15 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I always read it as prawned. As I always thought Prawn of Prophecy when I saw David Eddings' ubiquitous book in the 80s. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-22-2007, 04:20 PM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	At least no one mentioned the F-word... Attached Images

10-22-2007, 04:34 PM	#15
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	"Prawn of Prophecy" (would type a pithy comment, but too busy ROTFL) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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