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Old 10-11-2007, 09:03 PM   #1
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Was that a joke UG?
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Old 10-11-2007, 09:13 PM   #2
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Yes. Joke, self-deprecating, one each.
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Old 10-11-2007, 09:15 PM   #3
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I thought so. It's always good to check though.
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Old 10-12-2007, 06:57 PM   #4
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Fuck those koalas. If they are too lazy to learn to speak English, they deserve to be fragmented.
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:06 PM   #5
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Fuck those koalas. If they are too lazy to learn to speak English, they deserve to be fragmented.
Can we eat them? I mean since they don't speak english we might as well make use of them as food.

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Old 10-12-2007, 07:23 PM   #6
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apparently they taste like a mouthful of gumleaves...so it's up to you.
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:25 PM   #7
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apparently they taste like a mouthful of gumleaves...so it's up to you.
Yuk. Green Gum Leaves. Is that the meat or just the fleshy part?
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:31 PM   #8
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pretty much all parts.

Remember, you are what you eat.
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:43 PM   #9
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pretty much all parts.

Remember, you are what you eat.
So I must taste like Guinness!
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:45 PM   #10
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I must taste like red curry duck then...and rice and samosas and thai fish cakes.
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:48 PM   #11
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I must taste like red curry duck then...and rice and samosas and thai fish cakes.
Oh, God, not another woman that tastes like fish! Don't we have enough of those already?

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Old 10-12-2007, 08:15 PM   #12
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We don't eat them, we just pimp them out to all the foreign (mainly Japanese) tourists who want to have their photo taken holding one.
Seriously they are huge money spinners.
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:17 PM   #13
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and they stink
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Old 10-13-2007, 05:32 AM   #14
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Well the Japanese might not be keen on your body odour either!
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Old 10-13-2007, 06:01 AM   #15
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I reckon the koalas are closer to learning Japanese than English.
"Kawaii!!!!" (Trans: Cute!!! rhymes with Hawaii.) They must hear that so bloody often.

How about we teach the wild ones how to catch buses, and give them free passes. That'll solve the fragmentation issue.
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