Even the Devil can quote Scripture...

Flint · 07-30-2007, 04:47 PM

...but when your homepage is a Bible search engine you can regurgitate like a bulimic spambot!

Uisge Beatha · 07-30-2007, 06:15 PM

I say, Holmes, er, Flint! Good show - fine deduction, eh what?

OK. Can anyone say, "ringer?"

DanaC · 07-30-2007, 06:56 PM

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Enter the Bible passage (e.g. John 3:16), keyword (e.g. Jesus, prophet, etc.) or topic (e.g. salvation) you want to find.

For some reason that made me laugh out loud.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-30-2007, 09:59 PM

I don't think Gannet is a ringer, just committed. I noticed the profile and homepage when he/she registered. I've been waiting for this but I was sure you kids could hold your own.

Quoting some out of context lines from the Bible and saying that's what the Bible says, is like quoting some words from the dictionary and saying that's what the dictionary says.

wolf · 07-31-2007, 01:35 AM

I was also sitting back and watching the entertainment.

I'm probably telling tales out of school with this, but I was waiting for the proselytizing bomb to drop shortly after Gannet reported a couple years old post for being mean to Jesus.

Hey, maybe the kid went to Jesus Camp?

Gannet495 · 08-07-2007, 09:55 AM

> Hey, maybe the kid went to Jesus Camp?

nope, nor Bible college. I simply study the bible with the help of e-sword so I can compare translations and review commentaries, and I search the internet for additional help. that silly Jesus Camp should be closed down, that's not what Jesus would have people do.

you have to understand that there are closed-minded people within AND outside of religion, and also strong thinkers within and outside of religion. one does not need to be weak minded to be in religion, only strong-faithed.

> the proselytizing bomb to drop

i'm not proselytizing, i'm telling you the good news of the Lordship and resurrection of Jesus. You can believe it and be saved, or not. Jesus talked about people who proselytize:

Mat 23:15 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.

I'm not interested in making any of you "children of hell", as I'm afraid some of those poor kids in Jesus camp may end up being, but only to stir up your hearts unto faith in the real, living, God.

Gannet495 · 08-07-2007, 09:56 AM

xoxoxoBruce, repent or perish.

Undertoad · 08-07-2007, 10:30 AM

Gannet495, fuck off or die.

DanaC · 08-07-2007, 10:31 AM

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I'm not interested in making any of you "children of hell", as I'm afraid some of those poor kids in Jesus camp may end up being, but only to stir up your hearts unto faith in the real, living, God.

Never gonna happen sweetcheeks.

lumberjim · 08-07-2007, 10:39 AM

ya know....I've felt this .....sense of something missing in my life lately. If only someone could provide me with something.....more....something to have...i dunno....faith in?

oh well....Guess I'll go kill a few more hobos.

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2007, 11:26 AM

Kill da hobos
Kill da HObos.

yesman065 · 08-07-2007, 11:38 AM

Who said Hoes?? where da hoes??

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2007, 11:46 AM

The debil went down the Cellar
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
Cause he was way behind
He was willin' to make a deal.

yesman065 · 08-07-2007, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Gannet495, fuck off or die.

would both be acceptable too?

Gannet495 · 08-07-2007, 07:25 PM

Even if I died, I would just be raised to life again by Jesus. What will happen to YOU when you die?

07-30-2007, 04:47 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Even the Devil can quote Scripture... ...but when your homepage is a Bible search engine you can regurgitate like a bulimic spambot! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-30-2007, 09:59 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't think Gannet is a ringer, just committed. I noticed the profile and homepage when he/she registered. I've been waiting for this but I was sure you kids could hold your own. Quoting some out of context lines from the Bible and saying that's what the Bible says, is like quoting some words from the dictionary and saying that's what the dictionary says. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-31-2007, 01:35 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I was also sitting back and watching the entertainment. I'm probably telling tales out of school with this, but I was waiting for the proselytizing bomb to drop shortly after Gannet reported a couple years old post for being mean to Jesus. Hey, maybe the kid went to Jesus Camp? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-07-2007, 10:39 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ya know....I've felt this .....sense of something missing in my life lately. If only someone could provide me with something.....more....something to have...i dunno....faith in? oh well....Guess I'll go kill a few more hobos. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-07-2007, 11:26 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Kill da hobos Kill da HObos. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-30-2007, 06:15 PM	#2
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	I say, Holmes, er, Flint! Good show - fine deduction, eh what? OK. Can anyone say, "ringer?"

08-07-2007, 09:55 AM	#6
Gannet495 Disciple of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, God's Son Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 22	> Hey, maybe the kid went to Jesus Camp? nope, nor Bible college. I simply study the bible with the help of e-sword so I can compare translations and review commentaries, and I search the internet for additional help. that silly Jesus Camp should be closed down, that's not what Jesus would have people do. you have to understand that there are closed-minded people within AND outside of religion, and also strong thinkers within and outside of religion. one does not need to be weak minded to be in religion, only strong-faithed. > the proselytizing bomb to drop i'm not proselytizing, i'm telling you the good news of the Lordship and resurrection of Jesus. You can believe it and be saved, or not. Jesus talked about people who proselytize: Mat 23:15 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves. I'm not interested in making any of you "children of hell", as I'm afraid some of those poor kids in Jesus camp may end up being, but only to stir up your hearts unto faith in the real, living, God.

08-07-2007, 09:56 AM	#7
Gannet495 Disciple of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, God's Son Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 22	xoxoxoBruce, repent or perish.

08-07-2007, 10:30 AM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Gannet495, fuck off or die.

08-07-2007, 11:38 AM	#12
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Who said Hoes?? where da hoes??

08-07-2007, 11:46 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The debil went down the Cellar He was lookin' for a soul to steal He was in a bind Cause he was way behind He was willin' to make a deal. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2007, 07:25 PM	#15
Gannet495 Disciple of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, God's Son Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 22	Even if I died, I would just be raised to life again by Jesus. What will happen to YOU when you die?

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