Cellar Worship - Page 6

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2007, 05:28 PM

(cue theme music)
Shawnee: Thanks Hung (cheesy smile.)
(turns to camera) Thanks to ALL of you who participated. You know, people don't think about what happens behind the scenes (cue slowed down theme music) Yet, there are hundreds of people who make this happen every day. From the guy behind the camera, to the lady who makes sure the green room fridge is stocked: they are all important to this process. Yes, important to us, right Hung?

(camera swings to Hung)

Hung: That's right, Shawnee! And it all comes together on this very...special...night. (Hungs wipes tear from eye.)

Shawnee: I know Hung, it's hard not to get a little choked up. OK, without further adieu, I would like to present to you The Cellar You Would Most Likely Erect A Shrine In Your Own Home To, for 2007...the winner is UNDERTOAD.

(Crowd goes wild. UT sits, teary-eyed and humble as his friends and family crowd around him, patting him on the back, hugging and kissing him.)

Shawnee: You know, it's an honor just to win, but let's face it: the prize part ain't so bad either (winks) UT, here is your prize, chosen especially for you:

(drum roll)

Shawnee: It's a BRAND NEW candy bar!!! But wait! We're going to throw in a life-size carboard cutout of lumberjim, a whale penis, and a make a monkey walk device. You deserve it, you deserve it all, Undertoad.

Thank you all for coming. Good night, and have a great year!

(Run theme music and closing credits)

HungLikeJesus · 06-07-2007, 06:33 PM

But Shawnee, we thought that you were the prize.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-07-2007, 07:18 PM

Gotta win three years in a row to get her.

Undertoad · 06-07-2007, 07:18 PM

Thank you, thank you, I... what do you mean it's over?

HungLikeJesus · 06-07-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Thank you, thank you, I... what do you mean it's over?

It says that the poll is closed.

lumberjim · 06-08-2007, 12:44 AM

ya wanna hear something funny....?

i voted for brianna with 6 of my sock puppets, tying her with UT. when jinx found out, she voted for tony to put him in front.

i think tha's fookin hysterical......if i hadnt wasted my own vote on myself, i could have made it a tie. foiled by my wife again. she really does ground me, you know..i'd be in jail or in charge of some government without her....i just know it.

Trilby · 06-08-2007, 07:07 AM

why does jinx hate me? is it because...well, because I don't speak with that ridiculous accent, like she does?

DucksNuts · 06-08-2007, 07:22 AM

why are you buggers still up?

Trilby · 06-08-2007, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

why are you buggers still up?

whadja mean? it's morning! chuh! It's nearly nine in the AM!

Shawnee123 · 06-08-2007, 09:46 AM

lol@sky

Awww, it was sweet.

skysidhe · 06-08-2007, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

lol@sky

Awww, it was sweet.

Sundae · 06-08-2007, 12:57 PM

And I certainly appreciated it!

lumberjim · 06-08-2007, 08:04 PM

:throws up in his mouth a little bit:

Sundae · 06-08-2007, 08:08 PM

Bleurgh.
Kisses withdrawn now.

(refers to throwing up in mouth comment!)

lumberjim · 06-08-2007, 08:21 PM

get in my belly.

View Poll Results: To what Cellar Dwellar would you erect a shrine?
xoxoxoBruce	3	9.38%
griff	1	3.13%
Ibram	2	6.25%
Sundae Girl	4	12.50%
Undertoad	7	21.88%
lumberjim	1	3.13%
Happy Monkey	0	0%
Urbane Guerilla	2	6.25%
glatt	0	0%
zippyt	2	6.25%
griff	0	0%
Aliantha	0	0%
Brianna	6	18.75%
wolf	2	6.25%
Elspode	2	6.25%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

06-07-2007, 05:28 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	(cue theme music) Shawnee: Thanks Hung (cheesy smile.) (turns to camera) Thanks to ALL of you who participated. You know, people don't think about what happens behind the scenes (cue slowed down theme music) Yet, there are hundreds of people who make this happen every day. From the guy behind the camera, to the lady who makes sure the green room fridge is stocked: they are all important to this process. Yes, important to us, right Hung? (camera swings to Hung) Hung: That's right, Shawnee! And it all comes together on this very...special...night. (Hungs wipes tear from eye.) Shawnee: I know Hung, it's hard not to get a little choked up. OK, without further adieu, I would like to present to you The Cellar You Would Most Likely Erect A Shrine In Your Own Home To, for 2007...the winner is UNDERTOAD. (Crowd goes wild. UT sits, teary-eyed and humble as his friends and family crowd around him, patting him on the back, hugging and kissing him.) Shawnee: You know, it's an honor just to win, but let's face it: the prize part ain't so bad either (winks) UT, here is your prize, chosen especially for you: (drum roll) Shawnee: It's a BRAND NEW candy bar!!! But wait! We're going to throw in a life-size carboard cutout of lumberjim, a whale penis, and a make a monkey walk device. You deserve it, you deserve it all, Undertoad. Thank you all for coming. Good night, and have a great year! (Run theme music and closing credits) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-07-2007, 06:33 PM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	But Shawnee, we thought that you were the prize. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-07-2007, 07:18 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Gotta win three years in a row to get her. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-08-2007, 12:44 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ya wanna hear something funny....? i voted for brianna with 6 of my sock puppets, tying her with UT. when jinx found out, she voted for tony to put him in front. i think tha's fookin hysterical......if i hadnt wasted my own vote on myself, i could have made it a tie. foiled by my wife again. she really does ground me, you know..i'd be in jail or in charge of some government without her....i just know it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-07-2007, 07:18 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Thank you, thank you, I... what do you mean it's over?

06-08-2007, 07:07 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	why does jinx hate me? is it because...well, because I don't speak with that ridiculous accent, like she does? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-08-2007, 07:22 AM	#8
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	why are you buggers still up?

06-08-2007, 09:46 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol@sky Awww, it was sweet. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-08-2007, 12:57 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	And I certainly appreciated it! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-08-2007, 08:04 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	:throws up in his mouth a little bit: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-08-2007, 08:08 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Bleurgh. Kisses withdrawn now. (refers to throwing up in mouth comment!) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 06-08-2007 at 08:09 PM. Reason: LJ tail-gated, the cock

06-08-2007, 08:21 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	get in my belly. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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