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Clodfobble · 08-29-2009, 08:32 PM

When I get down to the bottom of the bag of tortilla chips, rather than throw away all the little bits that are too small to reasonably dip with, I will just put spoonfuls of salsa in my mouth and then tilt my head back and drop in a bunch of chip bits in with it.

jinx · 08-29-2009, 08:46 PM

My mom's husband takes bites of hard pretzel and then squirts mustard directly into his mouth - same idea...

TheMercenary · 09-01-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

When I get down to the bottom of the bag of tortilla chips, rather than throw away all the little bits that are too small to reasonably dip with, I will just put spoonfuls of salsa in my mouth and then tilt my head back and drop in a bunch of chip bits in with it.

Try my technique. Tilt the bag to one side. Take a pair of sissors and cut it across the corner forming a funnel shaped bowl. Take a spoon and spoon in what ever amount of salsa it takes to make a mash. Eat with spoon.

monster · 08-29-2009, 08:44 PM

thrifty. i bet beest does that too.

Shawnee123 · 08-29-2009, 08:52 PM

If I have a jar of salsa con queso, I add the crumbs of the chips to whatever is left in the jar, stir, and eat with a spoon.

monster · 09-01-2009, 11:24 PM

i just spent $5000 of not my money in a decision and ordering process that took 10 minutes and didn't bat an eyelid. awesome.

capnhowdy · 09-02-2009, 06:41 AM

Until the other day I didn't know that in order to put straight pipes on my bike I also had to rejet my carburetor. The internet reeks of complaints of problems as a result of this process. I reckon I'll just keep my bike original.

Sundae · 09-02-2009, 10:38 AM

Dyed my hair red.
Thought it would be a vibrant pillar box red.
My bad for buying a "normal" brand rather than an extreme colour brand.

It's a rusty rose-purple.

Great if you're a Mum of three wanting something different.
Poor if you wanted a bright red change from blonde.

Sigh.

classicman · 09-02-2009, 11:47 AM

Your own natural color is always an option too. You are a beautiful person as you are. just sayin

jinx · 09-03-2009, 11:16 AM

Home schooling today. The girl wrote in her health book that extra calories are stored ass fat. Can't really argue with that...
The boy is trying to do his geography but Dennis thinks the big map is great fun to play on and bites the shit out of anyone that tries to move him off of it.

Shawnee123 · 09-03-2009, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Home schooling today. The girl wrote in her health book that extra calories are stored ass fat. Can't really argue with that...
The boy is trying to do his geography but Dennis thinks the big map is great fun to play on and bites the shit out of anyone that tries to move him off of it.

Perfect!

ZenGum · 09-03-2009, 08:35 PM

So the boy is learning politics as well as geography.

monster · 09-06-2009, 12:04 AM

The 80s are sooooo in right now, but I see no batwing sleeves.

DanaC · 09-14-2009, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

The 80s are sooooo in right now, but I see no batwing sleeves.

I know!

I remember my best mate Maddie really, really wanted a sweater with batwing sleeves. She was so excited when her mum came home with one for her. It was pale blue as I recall. And was way too big for her, but she still wore it to death.

Sundae · 09-15-2009, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

The 80s are sooooo in right now, but I see no batwing sleeves.

I have a pink top with batwing sleeves.
I remembered that style as being baggy and forgiving.
I rarely wear it now, because the thing I most wanted to hide back in the 80s was a flat chest and boney ribcage. Turns out it's not so forgiving on pot bellies...

08-29-2009, 08:32 PM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	When I get down to the bottom of the bag of tortilla chips, rather than throw away all the little bits that are too small to reasonably dip with, I will just put spoonfuls of salsa in my mouth and then tilt my head back and drop in a bunch of chip bits in with it. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-29-2009, 08:46 PM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	My mom's husband takes bites of hard pretzel and then squirts mustard directly into his mouth - same idea... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

08-29-2009, 08:44 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	thrifty. i bet beest does that too. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-29-2009, 08:52 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If I have a jar of salsa con queso, I add the crumbs of the chips to whatever is left in the jar, stir, and eat with a spoon. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-01-2009, 11:24 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	i just spent $5000 of not my money in a decision and ordering process that took 10 minutes and didn't bat an eyelid. awesome. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-02-2009, 06:41 AM	#7
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Until the other day I didn't know that in order to put straight pipes on my bike I also had to rejet my carburetor. The internet reeks of complaints of problems as a result of this process. I reckon I'll just keep my bike original. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-02-2009, 10:38 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dyed my hair red. Thought it would be a vibrant pillar box red. My bad for buying a "normal" brand rather than an extreme colour brand. It's a rusty rose-purple. Great if you're a Mum of three wanting something different. Poor if you wanted a bright red change from blonde. Sigh. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-02-2009, 11:47 AM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Your own natural color is always an option too. You are a beautiful person as you are. just sayin __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-03-2009, 11:16 AM	#10
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Home schooling today. The girl wrote in her health book that extra calories are stored ass fat. Can't really argue with that... The boy is trying to do his geography but Dennis thinks the big map is great fun to play on and bites the shit out of anyone that tries to move him off of it. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

09-03-2009, 08:35 PM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So the boy is learning politics as well as geography. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-06-2009, 12:04 AM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The 80s are sooooo in right now, but I see no batwing sleeves. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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