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Clodfobble · 01-13-2010, 10:45 PM

You know that feeling, when you get a "lump in your throat" because you're about to cry, except it isn't really a lump, it's more like a very specific muscle cramp?

I've been having that muscle cramp all goddamn day. It's inside my throat, so it's not like I can really stretch it, except by drinking water in large swallows. But all that means is that my neck has hurt all day and I've been peeing all day.

Yznhymr · 01-23-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You know that feeling, when you get a "lump in your throat" because you're about to cry, except it isn't really a lump, it's more like a very specific muscle cramp?

I've been having that muscle cramp all goddamn day. It's inside my throat, so it's not like I can really stretch it, except by drinking water in large swallows. But all that means is that my neck has hurt all day and I've been peeing all day.

I hate that for ya. Hope it gets better. One of the worst pains I get is a charlie horse in my tongue. Weird, I know, but from time to time I get a very bad charlie horse under my chin in the tongue muscle and it hurts like hell. A result of a head neck injury back in 1988.

monster · 01-23-2010, 10:09 AM

As i always suspected.... "Tastes Like Butter" doesn't.

jinx · 01-23-2010, 01:41 PM

How am I supposed to get anything done!?! This kitten just cries and yells and climbs my legs until I pick him up and cuddle him.

monster · 01-23-2010, 02:03 PM

Just use your bra as a kitten sling

jinx · 01-23-2010, 02:08 PM

What would I use as a bra then?

monster · 01-23-2010, 02:26 PM

your spare bra. You'll have to launder them at night

jinx · 01-23-2010, 05:03 PM

You're not the boss of me.

Marathon cooking class today. We made; vegan black bean soup, spicy orange fish soup, and a turkey burger and quinoa meatloaf. The kids have mad skilz.

monster · 01-23-2010, 06:24 PM

No kitten pie?

squirell nutkin · 01-23-2010, 06:40 PM

The sun, whose rays
Are all ablaze
With ever-living glory,
Does not deny
His majesty
He scorns to tell a story!
He don't exclaim,
"I blush for shame,
So kindly be indulgent."
But, fierce and bold,
In fiery gold,
He glories all effulgent!
I mean to rule the earth,
As he the sky
We really know our worth,
The sun and I!
I mean to rule the earth,
As he the sky
We really know our worth,
The sun and I!
Observe his flame,
That placid dame,
The moon's Celestial Highness;
There's not a trace
Upon her face
Of diffidence or shyness:
She borrows light
That, through the night,
Mankind may all acclaim her!
And, truth to tell,
She lights up well,
So I, for one, don't blame her!
Ah, pray make no mistake,
We are not shy;
We're very wide awake,
The moon and I!
Ah, pray make no mistake,
We are not shy;
We're very wide awake,
The moon and I!

Cicero · 01-24-2010, 02:37 PM

Nice squirell!

I just found this spelling for sorcery: "sourcery". Two thumbs up.

I like it.

squirell nutkin · 01-24-2010, 06:33 PM

Valerie Masterson kicking it Technicolor style:

squirell nutkin · 01-25-2010, 03:12 PM

A Code of Morals
Rudyard Kipling

Lest you should think this story true
I merely mention I
Evolved it lately. 'Tis a most
Unmitigated misstatement.

Now Jones had left his new-wed bride to keep his house in order,
And hied away to the Hurrum Hills above the Afghan border,
To sit on a rock with a heliograph; but ere he left he taught
His wife the working of the Code that sets the miles at naught.

And Love had made him very sage, as Nature made her fair;
So Cupid and Apollo linked , per heliograph, the pair.
At dawn, across the Hurrum Hills, he flashed her counsel wise--
At e'en, the dying sunset bore her husband's homilies.

He warned her 'gainst seductive youths in scarlet clad and gold,
As much as 'gainst the blandishments paternal of the old;
But kept his gravest warnings for (hereby the ditty hangs)
That snowy-haired Lothario, Lieutenant-General Bangs.

'Twas General Bangs, with Aide and Staff, who tittupped on the way,
When they beheld a heliograph tempestuously at play.
They thought of Border risings, and of stations sacked and burnt--
So stopped to take the message down--and this is what they learnt--

"Dash dot dot, dot, dot dash, dot dash dot" twice. The General swore.

"Was ever General Officer addressed as 'dear' before?
"'My Love,' i' faith! 'My Duck,' Gadzooks! 'My darling popsy-wop!'
"Spirit of great Lord Wolseley, who is on that mountaintop?"

The artless Aide-de-camp was mute; the gilded Staff were still,
As, dumb with pent-up mirth, they booked that message from the hill;
For clear as summer lightning-flare, the husband's warning ran:--
"Don't dance or ride with General Bangs--a most immoral man."

[At dawn, across the Hurrum Hills, he flashed her counsel wise--
But, howsoever Love be blind, the world at large hath eyes.]
With damnatory dot and dash he heliographed his wife
Some interesting details of the General's private life.

The artless Aide-de-camp was mute, the shining Staff were still,
And red and ever redder grew the General's shaven gill.

And this is what he said at last (his feelings matter not):--
"I think we've tapped a private line. Hi! Threes about there! Trot!"

All honour unto Bangs, for ne'er did Jones thereafter know
By word or act official who read off that helio.

But the tale is on the Frontier, and from Michni to Mooltan
They know the worthy General as "that most immoral man."

monster · 01-26-2010, 09:31 PM

Figure Skating. I want to be able to jump, but not like this

Clodfobble · 01-26-2010, 09:53 PM

Was not expecting that.

01-13-2010, 10:45 PM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You know that feeling, when you get a "lump in your throat" because you're about to cry, except it isn't really a lump, it's more like a very specific muscle cramp? I've been having that muscle cramp all goddamn day. It's inside my throat, so it's not like I can really stretch it, except by drinking water in large swallows. But all that means is that my neck has hurt all day and I've been peeing all day. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-23-2010, 10:09 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	As i always suspected.... "Tastes Like Butter" doesn't. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 01:41 PM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	How am I supposed to get anything done!?! This kitten just cries and yells and climbs my legs until I pick him up and cuddle him. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-23-2010, 02:03 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Just use your bra as a kitten sling __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 02:08 PM	#6
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	What would I use as a bra then? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-23-2010, 02:26 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	your spare bra. You'll have to launder them at night __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 05:03 PM	#8
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	You're not the boss of me. Marathon cooking class today. We made; vegan black bean soup, spicy orange fish soup, and a turkey burger and quinoa meatloaf. The kids have mad skilz. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-23-2010, 06:24 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	No kitten pie? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 06:40 PM	#10
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	The sun, whose rays Are all ablaze With ever-living glory, Does not deny His majesty He scorns to tell a story! He don't exclaim, "I blush for shame, So kindly be indulgent." But, fierce and bold, In fiery gold, He glories all effulgent! I mean to rule the earth, As he the sky We really know our worth, The sun and I! I mean to rule the earth, As he the sky We really know our worth, The sun and I! Observe his flame, That placid dame, The moon's Celestial Highness; There's not a trace Upon her face Of diffidence or shyness: She borrows light That, through the night, Mankind may all acclaim her! And, truth to tell, She lights up well, So I, for one, don't blame her! Ah, pray make no mistake, We are not shy; We're very wide awake, The moon and I! Ah, pray make no mistake, We are not shy; We're very wide awake, The moon and I! __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-24-2010, 02:37 PM	#11
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Nice squirell! I just found this spelling for sorcery: "sourcery". Two thumbs up. I like it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-24-2010, 06:33 PM	#12
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Valerie Masterson kicking it Technicolor style: __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-25-2010, 03:12 PM	#13
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	*A Code of Morals* Rudyard Kipling Lest you should think this story true I merely mention I Evolved it lately. 'Tis a most Unmitigated misstatement. Now Jones had left his new-wed bride to keep his house in order, And hied away to the Hurrum Hills above the Afghan border, To sit on a rock with a heliograph; but ere he left he taught His wife the working of the Code that sets the miles at naught. And Love had made him very sage, as Nature made her fair; So Cupid and Apollo linked , per heliograph, the pair. At dawn, across the Hurrum Hills, he flashed her counsel wise-- At e'en, the dying sunset bore her husband's homilies. He warned her 'gainst seductive youths in scarlet clad and gold, As much as 'gainst the blandishments paternal of the old; But kept his gravest warnings for (hereby the ditty hangs) That snowy-haired Lothario, Lieutenant-General Bangs. 'Twas General Bangs, with Aide and Staff, who tittupped on the way, When they beheld a heliograph tempestuously at play. They thought of Border risings, and of stations sacked and burnt-- So stopped to take the message down--and this is what they learnt-- "Dash dot dot, dot, dot dash, dot dash dot" twice. The General swore. "Was ever General Officer addressed as 'dear' before? "'My Love,' i' faith! 'My Duck,' Gadzooks! 'My darling popsy-wop!' "Spirit of great Lord Wolseley, who is on that mountaintop?" The artless Aide-de-camp was mute; the gilded Staff were still, As, dumb with pent-up mirth, they booked that message from the hill; For clear as summer lightning-flare, the husband's warning ran:-- "Don't dance or ride with General Bangs--a most immoral man." [At dawn, across the Hurrum Hills, he flashed her counsel wise-- But, howsoever Love be blind, the world at large hath eyes.] With damnatory dot and dash he heliographed his wife Some interesting details of the General's private life. The artless Aide-de-camp was mute, the shining Staff were still, And red and ever redder grew the General's shaven gill. And this is what he said at last (his feelings matter not):-- "I think we've tapped a private line. Hi! Threes about there! Trot!" All honour unto Bangs, for ne'er did Jones thereafter know By word or act official who read off that helio. But the tale is on the Frontier, and from Michni to Mooltan They know the worthy General as "that most immoral man." __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-26-2010, 09:31 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Figure Skating. I want to be able to jump, but not like this __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-26-2010, 09:53 PM	#15
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Was not expecting that. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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