Celebrity Won't Bang List - Page 2

bluecuracao · 02-18-2007, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Also, her taste in men lead me to think that she may have bacteria from... well... I'll leave that for your imagination.

Uh, yeah--Tommy Lee Jones and Kid Rock are truly 'Won't Bang' worthy.

bluecuracao · 02-19-2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

Uh, yeah--Tommy Lee Jones and Kid Rock are truly 'Won't Bang' worthy.

I mean Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee Jones is cool, and not gross.

Crimson Ghost · 02-17-2007, 11:01 PM

Well, Pammy does have the Hep-C...

Guyute · 02-17-2007, 11:09 PM

Pam Anderson was instant thought, too. Hep-C is just what she has ADMITTED to having. Anna Nicole was #2, until last week.
Kelly Preston, but I'd be scared I'd be kidnapped and brought to her temple.

I'd give it to Demi Moore, but I'd be too scared that at the last second, Ashton would jump out of the armoire and yell "PUNK'D!!!"

Sheldonrs · 02-18-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Guyute

Pam Anderson was instant thought, too. Hep-C is just what she has ADMITTED to having. Anna Nicole was #2, until last week.

Does this mean that, now that Anna is dead, you WOULD bang her?

Ewwww!!!!!

monster · 02-18-2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Does this mean that, now that Anna is dead, you WOULD bang her?

Ewwww!!!!!

I certainly find her more attractive dead...

...although duct tape over the gob would have had the same effect for less expense

Undertoad · 02-17-2007, 11:11 PM

monster · 02-18-2007, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Money cannot protect you from headlice.

Sheldonrs · 02-19-2007, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Money cannot protect you from headlice.

But at least the dents on the sides of her skull make a good mark for where the electrodes go.

I get the feeling that she is on the road to a complete breakdown.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-19-2007, 04:56 AM

Demi Moore did that and look at what a big star she is n..... Uh, nevermind.

monster · 02-18-2007, 09:05 PM

Michael Jackson

02-19-2007, 05:39 AM

True; but, it might get Britney a gig on SNL ripping up pictures of the Pope.

Sundae · 02-19-2007, 06:44 AM

I'm not interested in any of the conventionally attractive men my colleagues lust for. I'd rather go for tea with Ian Hislop than have sex with most movie stars.

I will give Robbie Williams a specific mention though. Even without being over-tattooed, egocentric and self-indulgent, I bet he's a really crap lover.

milkfish · 02-19-2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I'm not interested in any of the conventionally attractive men my colleagues lust for. I'd rather go for tea with Ian Hislop than have sex with most movie stars.

I will give Robbie Williams a specific mention though. Even without being over-tattooed, egocentric and self-indulgent, I bet he's a really crap lover.

In spite of such temptations
Laid by those of her great nation
She won't bang that Englishman
She won't ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ang that Englishman.

Pace G&S

Shawnee123 · 02-19-2007, 12:35 PM

Ben Affleck
Justin T'Lake

I'm sure there are more but I'm too ill to think now.

02-17-2007, 11:01 PM	#3
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Well, Pammy does have the Hep-C... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-17-2007, 11:09 PM	#4
Guyute Gamehenge Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Halifax, NS Posts: 168	Pam Anderson was instant thought, too. Hep-C is just what she has ADMITTED to having. Anna Nicole was #2, until last week. Kelly Preston, but I'd be scared I'd be kidnapped and brought to her temple. I'd give it to Demi Moore, but I'd be too scared that at the last second, Ashton would jump out of the armoire and yell "PUNK'D!!!" __________________ It's Really Plain and Easy To See, The Family grows like fungus on a tree.

02-19-2007, 04:56 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Demi Moore did that and look at what a big star she is n..... Uh, nevermind. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-18-2007, 09:05 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Michael Jackson __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-19-2007, 06:44 AM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm not interested in any of the conventionally attractive men my colleagues lust for. I'd rather go for tea with Ian Hislop than have sex with most movie stars. I will give Robbie Williams a specific mention though. Even without being over-tattooed, egocentric and self-indulgent, I bet he's a really crap lover. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-17-2007, 11:11 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

02-19-2007, 05:39 AM	#12
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	True; but, it might get Britney a gig on SNL ripping up pictures of the Pope.

02-19-2007, 12:35 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ben Affleck Justin T'Lake I'm sure there are more but I'm too ill to think now. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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