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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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there's something on that guy's thigh, but i can't quite see what it is...a prune?
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Perhaps his awe at being touched by the noodly appendage caused a brief loss of bowel control?
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Perhaps you could wear a dog-collar or a kippah? Or tack up an inspirational poster that says something like "The most Powerful Prayer is Private. Go quietly to speak with God" Or some other such mush which might make them assume you have deep faith and at the same time leave you alone about it.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jul 2002
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It's his very own little meatball.
I see the FSM is still about.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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when you go to put on that new garment you just bought . . . and the electronic tag is still on, meaning you have to go BACK to the damn store!
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I have a shirt they didn't take the electronic tag off and I haven't taken it back out of sheer forgetfulness. That was about 2 years and two moves ago! Too late now. Is there any other way to remove those tags?
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Go into a store that uses them and ask them pretty please. Look honest, otherwise they might just call Security anyway.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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That's what I'm afraid of: Rent-a-cop: Ma'am, where'd you get this shirt? Me: I bought it a few years ago. RAC: Suuuuuuuuuurrrre, do you have a receipt? Me: Uh, no, I've moved twice since then, I could barely find the shirt. RAC: You're coming with us to the station. Crime Scene Investigation will get to the bottom of this Music swells, camera pans to my panic-stricken face, then to RAC's smug look of justice...annnnnnnnndddd...we're out. |
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polaroid of perfection
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I had a slight problem with this though: Quote:
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Part of my Dremel set-up. I've posted some of my work previously.
There are a few of those attachment boxes. A great site! Awesome prices & you can get stuff you cannot get in the US or in most retail stores, even specialty stores. ![]() |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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so I took my garment back (an hour round trip). They were pretty nice about it, apologized, and refunded me 30% of the purchase price. More than paid for my gas (but not my time)
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still eats dirt
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