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Old 01-17-2007, 12:32 PM   #1
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No, June Cleaver wears other stuff, too.
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:36 PM   #2
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Ohhhh, she meant pearls, apron, and shoes exclusively.
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:41 PM   #3
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That's the assumption I'm sticking with.
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:41 PM   #4
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*grin*

Almost makes a girl wanna vacuum.

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Old 01-17-2007, 12:44 PM   #5
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Some comedian (female, but I hate the word comedienne) said "I'll vacuum when they make one you can ride on." Love it.
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Old 01-18-2007, 12:34 PM   #6
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I'll let you know when I do some. Does bagging up the empties in the morning count? I do that in my cow skirt.
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Old 01-18-2007, 12:38 PM   #7
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I'll let you know when I do some. Does bagging up the empties in the morning count? I do that in my cow skirt.
Can we have a pic of the cow skirt?
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:26 PM   #8
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Can we have a pic of the cow skirt?
Is it like this?
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:35 PM   #9
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Is it like this?
No, more like this:





Big people say "housecoat" small child hears "Cow Skirt". Well the latter has infinitely more class, so we adopted it.
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Old 02-17-2007, 04:46 PM   #10
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Thumbs up vacuuming

i love to vacuum nude its the best feeling ever
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Old 02-17-2007, 05:18 PM   #11
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Hi Ram, welcome to the cellar.
All vacuum cleaners, but especially the ones with a hose, built up static electricity that will cause body hair to swing and sway as you move. Very sensual.
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:46 PM   #12
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Rosanne Barr

In her Domestic Goddess days *G*

I like how I clean - every Thursday, I leave a check on the counter.
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:03 PM   #13
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Matter of time- a Segway Vacuum.
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:12 PM   #14
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I'd wear a condom if I did the cleaning 'cuz I know I would fuck it up.
My bf does the cleaning. I do the cooking. :-)
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Old 01-17-2007, 04:31 PM   #15
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Fruit of the Loom Boxer Briefs. I throw a t-shirt on when I go outside to shake the rugs or the dustrags.

Why get clothing sweaty, wet or dirty?
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