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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Ohhhh, she meant pearls, apron, and shoes exclusively.
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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That's the assumption I'm sticking with.
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_________________ |...............| We live in the nick of times. | Len 17, Wid 3 | |_______________| [pics] Last edited by Happy Monkey; 01-17-2007 at 01:02 PM. |
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The Prodigal Brat Returneth
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*grin*
Almost makes a girl wanna vacuum. Almost ![]()
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Some comedian (female, but I hate the word comedienne) said "I'll vacuum when they make one you can ride on." Love it.
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I hear them call the tide
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I'll let you know when I do some. Does bagging up the empties in the morning count? I do that in my cow skirt.
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Slattern of the Swail
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Can we have a pic of the cow skirt?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-25-2007 at 11:50 AM. |
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I hear them call the tide
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No, more like this:
![]() ![]() Big people say "housecoat" small child hears "Cow Skirt". Well the latter has infinitely more class, so we adopted it.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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Person Who Has Posted
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i love to vacuum nude its the best feeling ever
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The future is unwritten
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Hi Ram, welcome to the cellar.
![]() All vacuum cleaners, but especially the ones with a hose, built up static electricity that will cause body hair to swing and sway as you move. Very sensual.
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The Prodigal Brat Returneth
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Rosanne Barr
![]() In her Domestic Goddess days *G* I like how I clean - every Thursday, I leave a check on the counter.
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Master Dwellar
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I'd wear a condom if I did the cleaning 'cuz I know I would fuck it up.
My bf does the cleaning. I do the cooking. :-)
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Fruit of the Loom Boxer Briefs. I throw a t-shirt on when I go outside to shake the rugs or the dustrags.
Why get clothing sweaty, wet or dirty?
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