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lumberjim · 12-14-2006, 01:17 PM

HM, you're suggesting that coconuts migrate.

Happy Monkey · 12-14-2006, 01:34 PM

I never thought that the staple actually pierced the lock. I can see why people might be so certain it was a lie if that's what they thought. I thought the staple went into the keyhole and got stuck.

lumberjim · 12-14-2006, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

I never thought that the staple actually pierced the lock. I can see why people might be so certain it was a lie if that's what they thought. I thought the staple went into the keyhole and got stuck.

really? really, really? you believed that? honestly?

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Originally Posted by bigliar

I went around with my staple gun and my fliers and I posted a flyer in front of the post office and then went in to check my mail. Well, as fate would have it, the ax murder's PO Box is in the row right above mine. When I walked in this afternoon, the postal workers had gone home for the day and no one else was in the post office. I had my handy staple gun in my hip pocket, and I whipped it out and pretended to be Annie Oakley and shot at the ax murderer's box.

Well, damned if I didn't score a direct bull's eye! The staple went right into the key hole of his box. Now, I am not a good shot and the odds of this happening must have been a zillion to one.

I stood there for a moment dazzled by my excellent shooting skills until I realized its probably a Federal crime to tamper with someone's post office box. So I went over and tried to pry the staple out. It was in there good! I tugged at it and it finally snapped off with part of the staple still in the key hole.

The ax murderer is not going to be able to open his box on Monday, and I will be the prime suspect. This wouldn't bother me but for the fact that the post office might have one of those closed circuit cameras like ATM's do and what if my Calamity Jane stunt got caught on video?

isn;t it much more likely that she was trying to pick the lock?

Undertoad · 12-14-2006, 01:58 PM

[youtube]ukOSm_-E3Hs[youtube not ready yet]

This'll probably be available in another hour or so. The Divx version is available for download here.

Happy Monkey · 12-14-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

3:35, tedious, but it makes the point.

I agree with the point it makes- it's unlikely. But I agreed with that already.

Happy Monkey · 12-14-2006, 02:15 PM

Hey, whaddaya know. I was right. She said the staple went into the keyhole. Its piercing power is irrelevant.

As to whether it's true, or if there's another story that might be more likely if you take some of her story at face value but not all of it, who knows? Not us.

lumberjim · 12-14-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Hey, whaddaya know. I was right. She said the staple went into the keyhole. Its piercing power is irrelevant.

for it to get into the keyhole well enough to jam, the piercing power would be relevant. i can;t believe we're actually debating this. you're very retarded for a genius.

Happy Monkey · 12-14-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

for it to get into the keyhole well enough to jam, the piercing power would be relevant.

No, it just has to go in in such a way that it's not easily grabbed. An attempt to pry it out could then actually jam it.

lumberjim · 12-14-2006, 02:31 PM

this actually is the crux of the matter to me. it wasn;t that she was a big fat liar, or a drama queen or professional victim. what always made me nuts was the way you suckers fell for her shit time after time. it makes me a little batty.

yesman065 · 12-14-2006, 02:35 PM

Take a deep breath and step away from the keyboard

lumberjim · 12-14-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by yesman065

Take a deep breath and step away from the keyboard

you shuddup. joint the argument, or don't. this is therapy, cock. it's important. why don't you go not talk about it with Ibram.

Griff · 12-14-2006, 02:49 PM

He can not speak of it with me! We'll just store it deep inside under pressure and heat until this big pile of shit is a glittering diamond. Yeah a lovely diamond.

Undertoad · 12-14-2006, 02:35 PM

The sound is all off so I'm redoing it. It was fun to shoot.

lumberjim · 12-14-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

The sound is all off so I'm redoing it. It was fun to shoot.

good excercise too. you sounded almost winded by the end of the strip

lumberjim · 12-14-2006, 02:42 PM

yeah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt

12-14-2006, 01:17 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	HM, you're suggesting that coconuts migrate. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-14-2006, 01:34 PM	#2
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I never thought that the staple actually pierced the lock. I can see why people might be so certain it was a lie if that's what they thought. I thought the staple went into the keyhole and got stuck. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-14-2006, 02:15 PM	#6
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Hey, whaddaya know. I was right. She said the staple went into the keyhole. Its piercing power is irrelevant. As to whether it's true, or if there's another story that might be more likely if you take some of her story at face value but not all of it, who knows? Not us. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-14-2006, 02:31 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this actually is the crux of the matter to me. it wasn;t that she was a big fat liar, or a drama queen or professional victim. what always made me nuts was the way you suckers fell for her shit time after time. it makes me a little batty. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-14-2006, 02:42 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-14-2006, 01:58 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	[youtube]ukOSm_-E3Hs[youtube not ready yet] This'll probably be available in another hour or so. The Divx version is available for download here.

12-14-2006, 02:35 PM	#10
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Take a deep breath and step away from the keyboard

12-14-2006, 02:49 PM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	He can not speak of it with me! We'll just store it deep inside under pressure and heat until this big pile of shit is a glittering diamond. Yeah a lovely diamond.

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