Christmas Decorations

xoxoxoBruce · 11-19-2006, 10:04 PM

This probably should be a WTF. Why? This picture was taken on Nov 18th, 5 days before Thanksgiving, in Bucks County, PA. C'mon people, slow down.

footfootfoot · 11-19-2006, 10:24 PM

Oh man the stores were floggin decorations BEFORE halloween up here. WTF? Desperate much?

CaliforniaMama · 11-20-2006, 03:12 AM

Yup, came home last night to my neighbors newly installed decorations. Actually gave me a jolt. I felt like ripping them down! 'Course the kiddies are all excited.

One holiday at a time, please. Thank you very much.

Beestie · 11-20-2006, 03:29 AM

My decorations are up.

Or, should I say, still up.

chrisinhouston · 11-20-2006, 06:13 AM

My wife and I have a novel approach to decorating for Christmas. We live in a neighborhood where people get down right competitive, there is even a judging and awards. most people opt for loads of those icicle lights, and traditional themed illuminated yard art of all shapes and sizes.

I decided rather then compete to make a different kind of statement. I put out about 120 full size snow goose hunting decoys that I no longer use much. They are all over the front yard with lights and we put little red bows on their necks.

I keep wondering if we will one day get a letter from the deed restriction people. Needless to say, I'm still waiting for one of the awards!

Spexxvet · 11-20-2006, 09:41 AM

Boscov's had Christmas decorations for sale before Labor Day.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-20-2006, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisinhouston

I put out about 120 full size snow goose hunting decoys that I no longer use much. They are all over the front yard with lights and we put little red bows on their necks.

I'd like to see a picture of that.

Sundae · 12-07-2006, 09:56 AM

Okay I can't compete with any of that
But I have had people making pilgrimages from.... well, other floors, to see my Christmas Tree.

Yes, that is supposed to be my In-Tray. But it has more important work to do this month, holding Secret Santa presents for a start.

Happy Monkey · 12-07-2006, 09:59 AM

I've got a framed picture of a reindeer on my cubicle with a blinking red LED behind the nose.

At home, I got 5 strings of LED Christmas lights that I hung vertically in my window, filling it with light. Damn, those things are bright.

Shawnee123 · 12-07-2006, 10:26 AM

I pulled a snowman mug out of the cupboard and set it on my kitchen counter. DONE!

bbro · 12-07-2006, 10:43 AM

I miss my old job at odd times. I had a co-worker that had a plastic reindeer that pooped M&M's when you pressed down on him. Tragically, he fell off his perch and is head was mounted on the cube wall all year round.

I wish I had a reindeer that pooped candy

Dagney · 12-07-2006, 11:36 AM

Of the poo-in critters.

http://www.prankplace.com/pooping_santa.htm

dar512 · 12-07-2006, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbro

I wish I had a reindeer that pooped candy

If you look around on the cellar, you'll find an xoBruce (I think) link to some very nice wooden versions. Or you can just google "reindeer poop candy" and find a cheap plastic version.

bbro · 12-07-2006, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagney

Of the poo-in critters.

http://www.prankplace.com/pooping_santa.htm

It was the OH Deer ones!! The face is exactly the same!!

There are a lot of disturbing stuff on there, though!!

wolf · 12-07-2006, 12:22 PM

Eventually I will find the closet where I stowed the pre-decorated tree with the cardinals on it. The birds, not the baseball team. I will put it on top of the television and plug it in for my mother's enjoyment.

At work I have decorated thusly: I switched out my Halloween Blair Witch Project coffee mug for my Charlie Brown Christmas mug. On one side it has Snoopy and Charlie Brown looking at Snoopy's doghouse decorated for the contest. The other (important) side has Charlie Brown sitting with Lucy and talking to her at her booth. You know, the one with the sign that says "Psychiatric Help, 5¢ ".

Last year, during the critical decorating week, I covered for the secretary and had full access to the filing cabinet where she stows stuff she doesn't want people to know she has. In there I found MY supply of Christmas Decorations for the office. I hummed carols and slapped a bunch of window clings onto the bullet proof glass. Unfortunately, for the first time, the Crisis Boss (I have a separate Commitment Boss who is my actual supervisor) remembered that Bugs Bunny, the Road Runner, Daffy Duck, and Porky Pig were aggregately called "Looney Tunes" and she made me take them down. I was allowed to keep my "Merry Christmoose," but only if I went out and got Chanukah and Kwanzaa decorations as well to be "inclusive." Apparently having a pagan do the Christmas decorating wasn't sufficiently inclusive.

11-19-2006, 10:04 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Christmas Decorations This probably should be a WTF. Why? This picture was taken on Nov 18th, 5 days before Thanksgiving, in Bucks County, PA. C'mon people, slow down. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:49 PM.

11-19-2006, 10:24 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oh man the stores were floggin decorations BEFORE halloween up here. WTF? Desperate much? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-20-2006, 03:12 AM	#3
CaliforniaMama I wonder . . . Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be. Posts: 1,278	Yup, came home last night to my neighbors newly installed decorations. Actually gave me a jolt. I felt like ripping them down! 'Course the kiddies are all excited. One holiday at a time, please. Thank you very much. __________________ Take time for silence. You never know what you might hear.

11-20-2006, 03:29 AM	#4
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	My decorations are up. Or, should I say, still up. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

11-20-2006, 09:41 AM	#6
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Boscov's had Christmas decorations for sale before Labor Day. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-20-2006, 06:13 AM	#5
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	My wife and I have a novel approach to decorating for Christmas. We live in a neighborhood where people get down right competitive, there is even a judging and awards. most people opt for loads of those icicle lights, and traditional themed illuminated yard art of all shapes and sizes. I decided rather then compete to make a different kind of statement. I put out about 120 full size snow goose hunting decoys that I no longer use much. They are all over the front yard with lights and we put little red bows on their necks. I keep wondering if we will one day get a letter from the deed restriction people. Needless to say, I'm still waiting for one of the awards!

12-07-2006, 09:56 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Okay I can't compete with any of that But I have had people making pilgrimages from.... well, other floors, to see my Christmas Tree. Yes, that is supposed to be my In-Tray. But it has more important work to do this month, holding Secret Santa presents for a start. Attached Images __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-07-2006, 09:59 AM	#9
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I've got a framed picture of a reindeer on my cubicle with a blinking red LED behind the nose. At home, I got 5 strings of LED Christmas lights that I hung vertically in my window, filling it with light. Damn, those things are bright. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-07-2006, 10:26 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I pulled a snowman mug out of the cupboard and set it on my kitchen counter. DONE! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-07-2006, 10:43 AM	#11
bbro Insert witty comment here Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 2,182	I miss my old job at odd times. I had a co-worker that had a plastic reindeer that pooped M&M's when you pressed down on him. Tragically, he fell off his perch and is head was mounted on the cube wall all year round. I wish I had a reindeer that pooped candy

12-07-2006, 11:36 AM	#12
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Take your Pick Of the poo-in critters. http://www.prankplace.com/pooping_santa.htm __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

12-07-2006, 12:22 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Eventually I will find the closet where I stowed the pre-decorated tree with the cardinals on it. The birds, not the baseball team. I will put it on top of the television and plug it in for my mother's enjoyment. At work I have decorated thusly: I switched out my Halloween Blair Witch Project coffee mug for my Charlie Brown Christmas mug. On one side it has Snoopy and Charlie Brown looking at Snoopy's doghouse decorated for the contest. The other (important) side has Charlie Brown sitting with Lucy and talking to her at her booth. You know, the one with the sign that says "Psychiatric Help, 5¢ ". Last year, during the critical decorating week, I covered for the secretary and had full access to the filing cabinet where she stows stuff she doesn't want people to know she has. In there I found MY supply of Christmas Decorations for the office. I hummed carols and slapped a bunch of window clings onto the bullet proof glass. Unfortunately, for the first time, the Crisis Boss (I have a separate Commitment Boss who is my actual supervisor) remembered that Bugs Bunny, the Road Runner, Daffy Duck, and Porky Pig were aggregately called "Looney Tunes" and she made me take them down. I was allowed to keep my "Merry Christmoose," but only if I went out and got Chanukah and Kwanzaa decorations as well to be "inclusive." Apparently having a pagan do the Christmas decorating wasn't sufficiently inclusive. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 12-07-2006 at 12:27 PM.

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