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sproglet · 11-17-2006, 06:36 PM

Maybe you shouldn't drive such a big stupid car?

Bigger car, bigger target?

EDIT: Are you a drug dealer? Got any decent puff?

lumberjim · 11-17-2006, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sproglet

Maybe you shouldn't drive such a big stupid car?

Bigger car, bigger target?

EDIT: Are you a drug dealer? Got any decent puff?

maybe i'd be visiting her in the hospital if she was driving a Prius. Maybe the Parents of the kids in the schoolbus full of kids that was comng the other way would too. also, go fuck yourself.

sproglet · 11-17-2006, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

also, go fuck yourself.

Thanks, exactly (and I mean EXACTLY) the attitude I was expecting.

You've just reinforced my perceived attitude of every JEEP driver in the world.

You could not even begin to know how smug that has made me feel, thanks again :-)

fargon · 11-22-2006, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sproglet

Maybe you shouldn't drive such a big stupid car?

Bigger car, bigger target?

EDIT: Are you a drug dealer? Got any decent puff?

If you don't like her Jeep you would love my Dodge Ram.
What a Maroon!!!

sproglet · 11-17-2006, 07:14 PM

I mean that most sincerely BTW

Not only are these disgusting heaps killing pedestrians and other road users, they're also raping the planet up the arse.

Think on people.

Iggy · 11-17-2006, 07:26 PM

What bad experience have you had with Jeep sproglet?

And I am so sorry to hear about the wreck. I hope everything works out well for you Jinx. Glad you're ok.

lumberjim · 11-17-2006, 07:39 PM

the go fuck yourself was in response to your calling her a drug dealer. and i meant it most sincerely, cock. you can be as smug as you like. the fact of the matter is that the disgusting heap was massive enough to roll over and destroy a downed tree in the road without being shunted into oncoming traffic. call me socially iresponsible. and then go fuck yourself.

skysidhe · 11-17-2006, 08:45 PM

Lots of bad weather. Lots of rain, floods downed trees this fall. A good reason to feel thankful this thanksgiving.

Tonight is foggy and dry. I am really feeling the spirit of the holidays already. There is another storm system comming through. It's good to hope everyone is keeping safe on the roads.

Elspode · 11-17-2006, 08:49 PM

Jinx, I'm awful glad you and the kids are alright.

sproglet...when did you become a pompous fuckwad? Consume feces and expire, you self-righteous twit.

lookout123 · 11-17-2006, 09:22 PM

SUV hater? or just SUV envy. mine isn't a cool jeep like jinx's but i'm damn happy driving my toy through the mountains, desert, over haters, wherever, really.

this is my toy btw. ok not mine exactly, but it looks exactly the same as mine.

lumberjim · 11-17-2006, 09:25 PM

loooooove the fj. v. cool. l123. that thing's got eyeball. silver?! oh man, you could have had that cool blue or the yellow? still. cool ride. +1 point for you.

lookout123 · 11-17-2006, 09:29 PM

i only buy silver or white. living in the desert, you know. i didn't like the yellow at all, but the blue is sweet. but i drive my vehicles into the ground and i figured the eyepopping blue would get old pretty quick. a real bugger to keep clean.

footfootfoot · 11-17-2006, 09:29 PM

Jinx,
for what it's worth, there is an astoundingly talented cook in these parts who told me a story about his "walkabout" when he was younger he left his dad's restaurant and travelled around the country picking up cooking knowledge from chefs across the US. At one place the chef was interviewing himand asked him if he had ever burnt a sheet pan of bacon. (In some restaurants they put all the bacon on a sheetpan and cook it in the oven-- several pounds at a time) he admitted he had. The chef hired him on the spot figuring anyone who hadn't (eventually) burnt a whole sheet pan of bacon had been cooking long enough.

Your safe and sound, this is your sheet pan of bacon.

And as my teacher used to tell me:
You don't know how fast you can corner till you wipe out.

AS I'm sure you've heard, it's just a car.
A really expensive car, but just a car.

oh, and can you spare some puff?

(what is puff?)

lookout123 · 11-17-2006, 09:32 PM

my guess is that "puff" is what some brit who hates any vehicle bigger than a unicycle calls weed.

lumberjim · 11-17-2006, 09:59 PM

i'm telling you. it's the cock puppets. why does no one believe me?

11-17-2006, 07:26 PM	#6
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	What bad experience have you had with Jeep sproglet? And I am so sorry to hear about the wreck. I hope everything works out well for you Jinx. Glad you're ok. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

11-17-2006, 07:39 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the go fuck yourself was in response to your calling her a drug dealer. and i meant it most sincerely, cock. you can be as smug as you like. the fact of the matter is that the disgusting heap was massive enough to roll over and destroy a downed tree in the road without being shunted into oncoming traffic. call me socially iresponsible. and then go fuck yourself. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-17-2006, 08:45 PM	#8
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Lots of bad weather. Lots of rain, floods downed trees this fall. A good reason to feel thankful this thanksgiving. Tonight is foggy and dry. I am really feeling the spirit of the holidays already. There is another storm system comming through. It's good to hope everyone is keeping safe on the roads. Last edited by skysidhe; 11-17-2006 at 08:51 PM.

11-17-2006, 08:49 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Jinx, I'm awful glad you and the kids are alright. sproglet...when did you become a pompous fuckwad? Consume feces and expire, you self-righteous twit. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-17-2006, 09:22 PM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	SUV hater? or just SUV envy. mine isn't a cool jeep like jinx's but i'm damn happy driving my toy through the mountains, desert, over haters, wherever, really. this is my toy btw. ok not mine exactly, but it looks exactly the same as mine. Attached Images __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-17-2006, 06:36 PM	#1
sproglet small in a big way. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The British Empire Posts: 94	Maybe you shouldn't drive such a big stupid car? Bigger car, bigger target? EDIT: Are you a drug dealer? Got any decent puff?

11-17-2006, 07:14 PM	#5
sproglet small in a big way. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The British Empire Posts: 94	I mean that most sincerely BTW Not only are these disgusting heaps killing pedestrians and other road users, they're also raping the planet up the arse. Think on people.

11-17-2006, 09:25 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	loooooove the fj. v. cool. l123. that thing's got eyeball. silver?! oh man, you could have had that cool blue or the yellow? still. cool ride. +1 point for you. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-17-2006, 09:29 PM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i only buy silver or white. living in the desert, you know. i didn't like the yellow at all, but the blue is sweet. but i drive my vehicles into the ground and i figured the eyepopping blue would get old pretty quick. a real bugger to keep clean. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-17-2006, 09:29 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Jinx, for what it's worth, there is an astoundingly talented cook in these parts who told me a story about his "walkabout" when he was younger he left his dad's restaurant and travelled around the country picking up cooking knowledge from chefs across the US. At one place the chef was interviewing himand asked him if he had ever burnt a sheet pan of bacon. (In some restaurants they put all the bacon on a sheetpan and cook it in the oven-- several pounds at a time) he admitted he had. The chef hired him on the spot figuring anyone who hadn't (eventually) burnt a whole sheet pan of bacon had been cooking long enough. Your safe and sound, this is your sheet pan of bacon. And as my teacher used to tell me: You don't know how fast you can corner till you wipe out. AS I'm sure you've heard, it's just a car. A really expensive car, but just a car. oh, and can you spare some puff? (what is puff?) __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-17-2006, 09:32 PM	#14
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	my guess is that "puff" is what some brit who hates any vehicle bigger than a unicycle calls weed. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-17-2006, 09:59 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'm telling you. it's the cock puppets. why does no one believe me? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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