Tasteless Jokes - Page 3

LCanal · 05-06-2005, 08:33 PM

What a great thread. Sorry I'm late but I'm on the wrong side of the world.

An American, an Australian and a Canadian were drinking in a bar one day. They had solve all the world’s problems and it was getting a bit dull.

The American downs his beer, throws his glass in the air pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass. He turns to the other two and says ” America is such a rich country you never have to drink out of the same glass twice.”

The Aussie ponders for a while and the light comes on. He downs his beer, throws the glass in the air , picks up the gun and shoots it. “Australia is such a huge land and we have so much sand we never have to drink out of the same glass twice.

Now the Canadian is screwed. He thinks long and hard. The other two are glaring at him. All of a sudden he downs his beer, picks up the gun and shoots the American. He turns to the Aussie and says “ Canada is such a beautiful country but there are so many Americans you never have to drink with the same one twice!”

Nic Name · 11-16-2002, 06:58 PM

OK, you want to pretend this thread is a philly sophical, intelligent discourse.

Then you're surely ready to educate yourselves about the genre and see if you're ready to laugh at the World Trade Centre jokes that were the subject of this study.

Just don't expect 3,000 dead Americans to produce the shits and giggles you give yourselves with jokes about millions of dead jews or asians.

That Guy · 11-16-2002, 07:25 PM

Nic Name

Undertoad · 11-16-2002, 07:38 PM

Got no problem with any of that.

11-16-2002, 08:42 PM

How can you tell if a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brothers.

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin.

How can you tell if a redneck girl is on the rag?

Her brother's dick is red.

11-15-2011, 05:16 PM

Some of these are a little offensive, but that's the point of tasteless jokes. They're quite funny, as long as they aren't taken so seriously.

11-16-2002, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by Nic Name
OK, you want to pretend this thread is a philly sophical, intelligent discourse.

Then you're surely ready to educate yourselves about the genre and see if you're ready to laugh at the World Trade Centre jokes that were the subject of this study.

Just don't expect 3,000 dead Americans to produce the shits and giggles you give yourselves with jokes about millions of dead jews or asians.

It's World Trade Center, you stupid canuck.

jaguar · 11-16-2002, 09:30 PM

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It's World Trade Center, you stupid canuck.

Colour
Centre
Learn the queen's english and see if you can avoid commenting on the irony of this post.

These two on the WTC page made me laugh.

Quote:

"Irish Air Disaster: A Cessna has crashed into a graveyard in Dublin.Irish rescue workers have found 827 bodies so far; digging continues."

Quote:

TO THE TALIBAN--HAND OVER BIN LADEN,
OR WE'LL SEND YOUR WOMEN TO COLLEGE!

Sure its all pretty sick but it's peoples way of dealing with these things. On the other hand i think there is a lot to be said for the 'i'm not a racist but...'

Q:Why can't women go skiing?
A:No snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

By product of going to a single sex school is hearing every sexist joke in existance.

elSicomoro · 11-16-2002, 10:55 PM

Okay, so we're all perfectly clear here...

If I am in Toronto, I would go to the Air Canada Centre.

In New York City, the World Trade Center was destroyed.

In this country, the Queen of the United Kingdom is not the official head of state.

Wow, it looks like Nic is getting a bit agitated here. If you want to use some cutesy self-righteous statements of your own like, "I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists," then quite frankly Nic, you either:

--Don't really know us

or

--Are one of those folks that takes a literal interpretation of the Cellar, which IMO, is foolish to do.

11-16-2002, 11:08 PM

jag, you dumb kangaroo wrestler... if it was in Canada or Britain or Australia, it would be the World Trade Centre. It was in the US, so it's the World Trade Center. The name cannot be changed - it is what it is. And it isn't the World Trade Centre.

In other words, keep your dumb fucking mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking about.

Nic Name · 11-16-2002, 11:11 PM

I am not young enough to know everything.

elSicomoro · 11-16-2002, 11:18 PM

Forgive my rudimentary MSPaint skills...

What's this?

06-28-2010, 01:37 PM

view from a black man in a well

jaguar · 11-16-2002, 11:23 PM

You know dave, for someone who likes winding people up you sure are susceptible yourself.

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In this country, the Queen of the United Kingdom is not the official head of state.

I was hoping for a more violent reaction but if that’s the best I’m going to get...pah..It seemed like a flamey thread so i thought i'd lob in some kero and dave flying off the handle is the best i get? Ill just wait a page or two till it somehow dissolves into a gun control debate i guess......

Quote:

I am not young enough to know everything.

That a quote? coz its damn good.

11-16-2002, 11:25 PM

You think Nic ever comes up with anything original? He might as well have fucking linked it.

05-06-2005, 08:33 PM	#1
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	What a great thread. Sorry I'm late but I'm on the wrong side of the world. An American, an Australian and a Canadian were drinking in a bar one day. They had solve all the world’s problems and it was getting a bit dull. The American downs his beer, throws his glass in the air pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass. He turns to the other two and says ” America is such a rich country you never have to drink out of the same glass twice.” The Aussie ponders for a while and the light comes on. He downs his beer, throws the glass in the air , picks up the gun and shoots it. “Australia is such a huge land and we have so much sand we never have to drink out of the same glass twice. Now the Canadian is screwed. He thinks long and hard. The other two are glaring at him. All of a sudden he downs his beer, picks up the gun and shoots the American. He turns to the Aussie and says “ Canada is such a beautiful country but there are so many Americans you never have to drink with the same one twice!” __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

11-16-2002, 08:42 PM	#5
dave Guest Posts: n/a	<b>How can you tell if a redneck girl is a virgin?</b> She can run faster than her brothers. <b>How do you circumcise a redneck?</b> Kick his sister in the chin. <b>How can you tell if a redneck girl is on the rag?</b> Her brother's dick is red.

11-16-2002, 11:18 PM	#12
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Forgive my rudimentary MSPaint skills... What's this? Attached Images

11-16-2002, 06:58 PM	#2
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	OK, you want to pretend this thread is a philly sophical, intelligent discourse. Then you're surely ready to educate yourselves about the genre and see if you're ready to laugh at the World Trade Centre jokes that were the subject of this study. Just don't expect 3,000 dead Americans to produce the shits and giggles you give yourselves with jokes about millions of dead jews or asians.

11-16-2002, 07:25 PM	#3
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	Nic Name

11-16-2002, 07:38 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Got no problem with any of that.

11-15-2011, 05:16 PM	#6
Someone Guest Posts: n/a	Some of these are a little offensive, but that's the point of tasteless jokes. They're quite funny, as long as they aren't taken so seriously.

11-16-2002, 10:55 PM	#9
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Okay, so we're all perfectly clear here... If I am in Toronto, I would go to the Air Canada Centre. In New York City, the World Trade Center was destroyed. In this country, the Queen of the United Kingdom is not the official head of state. Wow, it looks like Nic is getting a bit agitated here. If you want to use some cutesy self-righteous statements of your own like, "I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists," then quite frankly Nic, you either: --Don't really know us or --Are one of those folks that takes a literal interpretation of the Cellar, which IMO, is foolish to do.

11-16-2002, 11:08 PM	#10
dave Guest Posts: n/a	jag, you dumb kangaroo wrestler... if it was in Canada or Britain or Australia, it would be the World Trade Centre. It was in the US, so it's the World Trade Center. The name cannot be changed - it is what it is. And it isn't the World Trade Centre. In other words, keep your dumb fucking mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking about.

11-16-2002, 11:11 PM	#11
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	I am not young enough to know everything.

06-28-2010, 01:37 PM	#13
trailerman83 Guest Posts: n/a	view from a black man in a well

11-16-2002, 11:25 PM	#15
dave Guest Posts: n/a	You think Nic ever comes up with anything original? He might as well have fucking linked it.

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