Hall of Flame - Page 2

Beestie · 05-14-2006, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

kagen ... blowing you might be dissapointing....

Comparatively speaking of course. But with those derigibles you call lungs, kagen would be advised to put several strips of duct tape over his eyes.

Kagen4o4 · 05-14-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

kagen, your low sperm count contradicts your promise of nutritious seed. besides, with the trouble you've been having getting it up latley, blowing you might be dissapointing....

youre right about one thing LJ, blowing me would be dissapointing. for me. your bj's would send me to sleep, that is if i could close my eyes tight enough to shield my mind from the site of your hideous, rotten, decaying mouth with blistering lips and the few yellow teeth you have left, then i might be able to get it up in the first place.
and i dont mean to bring too much attention to your lack of mental capacity when it comes to common knowledge, but a low sperm count has no affect on just how nutritious my semen is. i might just do you a favour and leave my load in your mouth so it may help your disease festering gums and tongue.

Cheyenne · 05-14-2006, 10:19 PM

*gasps then chuckles*

lumberjim · 05-06-2010, 11:12 AM

ok, that was fucken gross

Stormieweather · 05-06-2010, 11:58 AM

After 4 years, that's all you can come up with, LJ?!

lumberjim · 05-06-2010, 12:11 PM

I was a different person then.

Funny, I was just telling razz in chat that I'm much more civilized lately....that I seem to have lost my enthusiasm for the Flame, as it were. I didn't even put any effort into picking on fleshnessclonnic in his threads.

I need a refresher course. You have to get re-certified in being an internet bully every 4 years or so, I guess

Sheldonrs · 05-06-2010, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I was a different person then.

Funny, I was just telling razz in chat that I'm much more civilized lately....that I seem to have lost my enthusiasm for the Flame, as it were. I didn't even put any effort into picking on fleshnessclonnic in his threads.

I need a refresher course. You have to get re-certified in being an internet bully every 4 years or so, I guess

Candy-assed, pansy-fied, cum-guzzeling old pensioner.

This is still the flame thread, right? If not, my bad.

monster · 05-06-2010, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Candy-assed, pansy-fied, cum-guzzeling old pensioner.

This is still the flame thread, right? If not, my bad.

Doesn't any thread you post in instantly become flaming, shel?

TheMercenary · 05-07-2010, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I was a different person then.

Funny, I was just telling razz in chat that I'm much more civilized lately....that I seem to have lost my enthusiasm for the Flame, as it were. I didn't even put any effort into picking on fleshnessclonnic in his threads.

I need a refresher course. You have to get re-certified in being an internet bully every 4 years or so, I guess

You can't change.

Didn't they tell you?

ZenGum · 05-07-2010, 08:25 PM

See, this is change that Merc doesn't believe in.

Flint · 05-12-2011, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I will mention your want of mastery of possessive pronouns vis-à-vis contractions only to claim unconvincingly that I forbear to mention it.

DanaC · 05-13-2011, 06:03 AM

From time to time, I can't help but picture Urbane in a frock coat with a glass of sherry in one hand.

infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 07:32 AM

I picture a big giant turkey leg in the other hand.

Nirvana · 05-13-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I picture a big giant turkey leg in the other hand.

Wouldn't that be a form of cannibalism?

infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 09:01 AM

Jive turkey!

05-14-2006, 10:19 PM	#3
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	gasps then chuckles __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

05-06-2010, 11:12 AM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok, that was fucken gross __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-06-2010, 11:58 AM	#5
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	After 4 years, that's all you can come up with, LJ?! __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

05-06-2010, 12:11 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I was a different person then. Funny, I was just telling razz in chat that I'm much more civilized lately....that I seem to have lost my enthusiasm for the Flame, as it were. I didn't even put any effort into picking on fleshnessclonnic in his threads. I need a refresher course. You have to get re-certified in being an internet bully every 4 years or so, I guess __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-07-2010, 08:25 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	See, this is change that Merc doesn't believe in. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-13-2011, 07:32 AM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I picture a big giant turkey leg in the other hand.

05-13-2011, 09:01 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Jive turkey!

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