Quote of the day - Page 12

classicman · 03-03-2008, 01:37 PM

Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today. *Og Mandino

classicman · 03-03-2008, 01:38 PM

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. *Galileo

SteveDallas · 03-03-2008, 01:42 PM

"There is a difference between being nice and being good. We will never require you to be nice. Be good."
--from the AntiCrafter forum rules

Drax · 03-03-2008, 03:30 PM

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." - RD Laing

classicman · 03-03-2008, 08:35 PM

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
Chinese Proverb

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second.
Logan Pearsall Smith

lumberjim · 03-04-2008, 12:11 AM

this is a quote of the day only because it's a quote, and I said it today:

Quote:

I'M WORKING HERE, YOU SOGGY TWAT!

-me via PM to an impatient pm'er.

Trilby · 03-04-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

this is a quote of the day only because it's a quote, and I said it today: I'M WORKING HERE, YOU SOGGY TWAT!

-me via PM to an impatient pm'er.

LJ posted that to me. I thought it was a love letter.

Shawnee123 · 03-04-2008, 09:36 AM

That's way better than that Hallmark crap that's been posted.

Pie · 03-04-2008, 11:24 AM

Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All else is invented nonsense. (Paraphrased from RAH)

classicman · 03-05-2008, 10:58 AM

"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love." Joe E. Lewis

Drax · 03-06-2008, 04:23 AM

"'The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.'" - Ellen DeGeneres

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'." - Larry Hardiman

Trilby · 03-06-2008, 08:31 AM

"Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."
- Foghorn Leghorn

Shawnee123 · 03-06-2008, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'." - Larry Hardiman

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
Jack Handey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

"Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."
- Foghorn Leghorn

Boys got a mind like a steel trap. Rusty, that is.
Foghorn Leghorn (doncha love him?)

Drax · 03-06-2008, 04:32 PM

"Frozen is Heaven; And Frozen is Hell; And I am dying in this living human shell" - Martin Eric Ain; Celtic Frost - A Dying God Coming Into Human Flesh

Drax · 03-08-2008, 01:41 AM

"'Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." '" - Charles M. Schulz

03-03-2008, 01:37 PM	#1
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today. *Og Mandino __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-03-2008, 01:38 PM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. *Galileo __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-03-2008, 08:35 PM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. Chinese Proverb There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. Logan Pearsall Smith __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-04-2008, 09:36 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's way better than that Hallmark crap that's been posted. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-04-2008, 11:24 AM	#9
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All else is invented nonsense. (Paraphrased from RAH) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-03-2008, 01:42 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"There is a difference between being nice and being good. We will never require you to be nice. Be good." --from the AntiCrafter forum rules

03-03-2008, 03:30 PM	#4
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." - RD Laing

03-05-2008, 10:58 AM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love." Joe E. Lewis __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-06-2008, 04:23 AM	#11
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	"'The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.'" - Ellen DeGeneres "The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'." - Larry Hardiman

03-06-2008, 08:31 AM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is." - Foghorn Leghorn

03-06-2008, 04:32 PM	#14
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	"Frozen is Heaven; And Frozen is Hell; And I am dying in this living human shell" - Martin Eric Ain; Celtic Frost - A Dying God Coming Into Human Flesh

03-08-2008, 01:41 AM	#15
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	"'Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." '" - Charles M. Schulz

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